Best rogue joke humor

The best rogue joke humor one:

Seeing many counterfeit brand-name products with distinctive names makes people laugh.

1. I bought a bottle of shampoo on a business trip. When I came back to wash my hair, I found my scalp itchy. Take a closer look: it is soft!

2. Have you ever eaten Kangshuaibo instant noodles?

3. Have you read Jin Kang's novels? Have you read Meng Gu's novels? What about the one that surprised Yao?

I read a novel, and there is a new book by Jin Yong. Later I learned that the author's name was Jin Yongxin!

My classmate played football and bought a pair of planet shoes. When he came back, the trademark was Twin Planet!

It is said that there are only 27 crocodiles in a town in Zhejiang Province! And most of the trademarks of each brand are different. Mouth is open, mouth is closed, head is left, head is right, tail is up and tail is down?

7. Have you ever drunk Jade Bird beer?

8. At the beginning of college, a roommate bought a bottle of Fang La shampoo. After washing, he felt sick. Look at the bottle: Raffen!

9. I ate green sword gum and bought it at the train station!

10, hard to find? China Oil? Gas station, come on. When I was paying the bill, I suddenly found that the gas station was called? Zhongwei Oil? .

Summarized as follows:

1, daily necessities

Rejoice shampoo (Rejoice)

Sha Yi Shampoo (Sassoon)

Xia Shilian (Xia Shilian)

Haiyisi (Head & Shoulders)

Lafen Shampoo (Fang La)

Brand detergent and Jia brand washing powder (carved brand) deliberately write two words very close, which looks like one word. I guess it's Internet addiction, inspired by some words.

Gao (Colgate)

Want to print tissue (soul mate)

Bilang washing powder (Bilang)

Washing powder (tide)

Total overlord battery (duracell)

Fishing poker is more common on the train.

Second, food.

White rabbit (white rabbit)

Kang Shuai, Master Tang Bo, Master Geng (Master Kong), Master Tang's instant noodles taste a little sweet, but the other two are not delicious.

Zhi Zhi Guazi Haha Guazi (Qiaqia)

Xiahaojia potato chips (shanghaojia)

Green Fried Gum Green Sword Gum (Green Arrow)

Jinlong oil (arowana)

Qiaoqiaozi Ice Cream (Qiaolezi)

Oliver Oliver (Oreo)

Doudou grimace (Dou Du grimace)

Li Yin (Yili)

Mengyou Milk Wu Meng Milk (Mengniu)

Wang Zi Milk (Wangzai)

Tai zai nai da zi nai (Taizi nai)

Dexiao Chocolate (Dove)

Prince Xue Pancakes (Wangwang)

Xishilang Guodong (Xishilang)

Third, drinks

Four-mouth Leskeri Coke (Coca Cola)

Coca-Cola/ Coke

Pepsi Cola Pepsi Cola (Pepsi)

Normal cola (very cola). It's not coke if it's not normal.

Bi Xue Yun Bi Xue Bao (Sprite)

Grab the pulse, beat the pulse (beat)

Fenyuan Fangda (Fanda)

Wake up the moon (eye-catching)

Wow, wow, haha, Xing Shawa Lele (Wahaha)

Jianliba (Jianlibao)

Yabaishi Lebainai (Robust)

Yunyipai Black Tea (Unify)

Opening on the 9th (Rising Sun)

More fresh oranges, more new oranges (more fresh oranges)

Nongshi Mountain Spring Nongnong Mountain Spring (Nongfu Mountain Spring)

Hongwu (Red Bull)

Fourth, tobacco, liquor and tea.

Zhongcui cigarettes (China cigarettes)

Red River

Hongta Mountain

Three-grain liquid ugly grain liquid Wuniang liquid (Wuliangye) ugly grain liquid is so funny.

Yu Quan Daqu (Quanxing Daqu) has been written, and I really can't see the difference.

Maohe Tai Fang (Maotai)

Jade Bird Beer (Tsingtao Beer)

Jian Nanxiang (Jian Nanchun)

Thousand-handed Guanyin (Tieguanyin)

Verb (abbreviation of verb) literary works

Jin Kangquan Yong Jin Tongquankang (Jin Yong)

Gugejilong Zuo Long (Gulong)

Jing Yao Liang Yao Qiong Yao (Qiong Yao)

Jin Yong's New Book (Jin Yongxin)

Gu Long's masterpiece (Gu Long's residence)

Han Han's new book (written by Han)

After the dragon ball. Fake Comics (Toriyama Akira)

Six, electronic equipment

Sony Corporation

LBM notebook computer company

Microsoft mouse (Microsoft)

Bp notebook computer (HP)

Dell notebook computer

Panama Canal (Panasonic)

Casio

Can cat color TV (panda color TV)

Seven, clothing

Adidos abibas asidad (adidas)

Adidos (Adidas)

Fumapama

Hiking like Mike Enki (Nike)

Double star sports shoes (trademark is double star)

Li Ming (Li Ning)

Return to nine forces (return)

Eight, contraceptive supplies

Jietubang (Jieshibang)

Yu ting (Yu ting)

Nine. transport

Boeing Aircraft Company (Boeing)

Ben Ci Benez

Medicine

Golden voice monkey treasure (golden voice)

Fast capacity (fast capacity)

XI。 Time-honored brands and enterprises

Guanshengquan (Guanshengyuan)

North Zheng Da (founder of Peking University)

KFG (KFC)

Huazhen Supermarket (Hualian Supermarket)

Hunan Hubei Spring Hunan Hubei (I don't know if it's fake)

Twelve. Health products

Fortunately, there is no such thing as white matter (melatonin)

Best rogue joke humor 2:

1, a famous high jumper was taken to the hospital with a high fever before the game. The doctor took his temperature, looked at the thermometer, shook his head and said, wow, 40 degrees. ?

Hearing this, the world record holder is in a very good mood. What's the world record?

2. A student who is obsessed with abstract and cubist paintings spends most of his time buying famous paintings in the exhibition, but many of them are not satisfied. Finally, he was fascinated by a painting with black spots and copper frames on a white background. He asked the staff of the exhibition: What is the price tag of this painting?

? Excuse me, this is the light switch on the wall. ?

3. An elegant lady is picking fruits at the fruit stand. Her pug licked the apple with her tongue when she was not looking. The stall owner was very unhappy and finally politely asked the hostess to pay attention to her pug. The female customer shouted at her dog in a stern tone. Aha, stop licking, these apples haven't been washed yet. ?

4. A couple in America had a heated argument about family economy. Finally, the wife said, if it weren't for my money, this TV set wouldn't be here. If it weren't for my money, your easy chair wouldn't be here. The house wouldn't be here if it weren't for my money. ?

? Are you laughing at me? The husband snorted and said, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for your money. ?

A professor came to the stall to buy what he wanted to eat.

? Do you have a brain? He asked a chop suey seller.

The chop suey took a look at the professor and said, I have no brain. The professor has brains. Go find him. ?

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