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Slogan of dumping goods

1, regardless of price and quality, there must be something you like.

2, love sports, come here to find a different shopping experience!

3, luck is in the heart, moved to the line.

4, shop decoration, jumping off the building to clear the goods!

5. All clearance shops are cleared.

6, lead the way, run life.

7. lead the way and succeed in life.

8, passion leads, intoxicated with success.

9. Don't miss the surprise brought by hoarding!

10, only choose the right one, not the expensive one.

1 1, if cheap is also a mistake, our store will make mistakes again and again!

12, I'm not selling shoes, I'm lonely.

13, the saddest shopkeeper in the world.

14, none left, half left, full-court special, crazy sale!

15, you like sports, come and see me clear the goods!

16. The lease of the store has expired and it is sold at a loss.

17, freedom leads dreams.

18, the facade was in a hurry, but there was no choice but to shed tears and have a big sale. Cheap and fast!

19, it can't fit here. Take it home!

20. Things that are forcibly thrown out are often valuable!

2 1, you are not mistaken this time, you are really hoarding goods!

22, there is no limit to sports, and strive to be a leader.

23. Those who love sports come here and catch the last touch!

24. Take the height of skydiving to reduce the price.

25, the whole audience goods, buy and earn.

26, vomiting blood during the contract period!

It is a great loss for you to miss this opportunity.

28. Shops are moving and goods are flowing. Hurry up!

29, there is no hope of renewing the contract, and the storm of selling price sweeps across the city, which will definitely touch your heart!

30. Unlimited satisfaction of commodities, economy, accidents and surprises.

3 1, buy the best goods with the least money!

32. Check and sell branded sportswear at low prices.

33. You don't know until you look at the price. When I saw the price, I was shocked. It was cheap enough to make you laugh.

34, fashion leader, the trend of the times.

35, have a look, give it a try, and the mood will be there soon.

36, the rent is due, the good goods are not put: come and see, take it home cheaply!

Abandoned personality signature

1. I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me. We are just passers-by, playing the world collective game here.

3. After breaking up, I always touch those hurtful past events intentionally or unintentionally.

4, don't say love elder sister, you don't deserve it; Don't say forever, you can't afford to play; Don't say promise, you can't do it; Don't talk about love, you can't afford to lose.

I look at your back, and my mind is full of sadness.

I can't give you the happiness you want, so I choose to quit.

7. Those tears are just for us to learn to distinguish.

You must remember that rosewood didn't go out and I didn't go either.

9. I dreamed that you were alone. I was in pain and cried.

10, stealth, not to avoid anyone, just hope that someone will find out that I have disappeared.

1 1, don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing will be a puncture pain. 

12, how strong do you have to be to forget?

13, I don't understand why God let us meet but not let us be together.

14, when a person has the idea of leaving, he is doomed not to return to his original position.

15, suddenly looking back at the dim lights, waiting for the misty rain to blur your concern.

16, the person I love, every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

17, the heart will be tired, and love will be cold. This is the only process of feelings.

18, I don't want to get together today, but I let you pass by me.

19, walk alone, sleep alone, cry alone, laugh alone, and be lonely forever.

Everyone's love is a movie. When the movie is over, I'm just a fragment of you?

2 1, weak accusation, you think I don't care.

22. We are fools of love, but love treats us like fools.

23. I can't stand the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

24. If we are separated, don't contact me again, because I can't afford to be hurt.

25. Everyone is a puppet in love. Some people like it, others are worried.

26, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

27. Reality is actually only when you figure it out.

28. I still let go of the agreed hand.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

30. A lie is just a temporary cover-up.

3 1, separation does not necessarily break up, sadness does not necessarily shed tears.

32. Hold it in your hand, but it will slip through your fingers.

33. You say that you live in your own world and don't love anyone, or that you love someone in your heart but you can't get close to love.

34. I have a good friend. His name is nobody. Nobody likes me best. Nobody loves me the most.

35. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears.

36. Youth is too frivolous and too proud, and tears are too immature to regret.

37. You have fully applied Sun Tzu's art of war to your position on love, and skillfully applied the 36 strategies and disappeared without a trace.

38. Unconsciously, you made my heart beat, but afterwards, you made my heart ache.

I can't watch her hug instead of me.

40. What can I do to avoid feeling sad?

4 1, the most painful thing in life is that you care too much about others and even forget that you are special.

42. Some things can only be said to yourself, and some things can only be really put down if you understand them.

43. I'm afraid my memory will be less and less like an hourglass, and it will be blurred one day.

44. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

Don't shelter me from the wind and rain. I am afraid that I will suddenly lose you.

46. Why do you want to prove something to others? Live better for yourself.

47. You once said that I was your life. Are you still alive after losing your life?

48, a trip, the most beautiful is not the scenery but the people who accompany you to see the scenery.

49, hate is often easier to remember a person, I don't even want to hate you.

50. I won't contact you anymore. I hope you don't mind. Blame me, blame me for not being together.

5 1, broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, my heart is so tired, does it hurt? I don't understand.

If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

I can't breathe. I forgot that I am like a soulless body.

54, peace of mind all evil thoughts, listen to your own mind to try.

I don't have enough strength to confront all the mistakes I have made.

56. Time is the best medicine. I hope that after a long time, the heart that misses you will never hurt.

57. Even if you almost had the ultimate happiness, your heart can't go back, can it?

Of all your lies, I love you the most.

59, only to find that tears can flow so much.

60. Have you ever been heartless, and now you will be heartbroken.

6 1, I told myself, I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

62. Our love explains our helplessness.

63. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.

Sometimes, the best way to make others care about you is to care less about them.

65. At the crossroads, we parted ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

I'm sorry, I've been deceiving myself. It turns out that I have always loved you.

67. Press the stop button in a hurry, and the picture stays in a sad corner.

68. Love is over, and breaking up is the last good thing.

69. That's all right. I loved you for so long because of my own will. So it doesn't matter.

70. I am still waiting for you to be indifferent to my injury.

7 1, I just want to know, do you love me for a second?

72. What we are defending is a disaster that is hastily refuted, and an illusion that can't be beaten in a lifetime.

73. I never get tired of listening to a song, and I never forget a girl.

74. Let me forget you slowly, just like the sunshine evaporating to the dew. A clean mind can no longer bear the thorns of missing. Memory belongs to life. Who can erase it easily I can only hide all this.

75, what is redundant, winter cotton-padded jacket, summer cattail leaf fan, wait for your hospitality after my heart is cold.

76. After breaking up, I learned to cherish and mature a lot! Never forget!

77. The dream is gone and my heart is broken. I just stay to prepare for leaving.

78. What is lost will never come back, and what comes back will never be perfect.

79. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

80, go against the light, only the back, leave the season to you, southbound ramble.

8 1, the person who really knows loneliness is because he has lost too much.

82. I'm afraid I'll be more sad, so I have to pretend to be more indifferent than you.

83. Tears are the catharsis of emotions.

84. The most precious thing in life is actually not external things, but another person.

85. The pain that can be said has been calmed down, and it is only when you don't mention it that you touch your heart.

86. I always miss you and never stop sleeping.

87. In the next life, I will be your heart. As long as I don't jump, you will die!

88. Breaking up is not terrible. The terrible thing is to give him your heart. He is not rare.

89. I think the deepest love is that after breaking up, I turned myself into you.

90. Pursue the innocence of my life, an indelible cloud in my heart.

9 1, forget the broken injury and look forward to two directions.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

93. I can do it even if I lose everything.

94. Some people just can't say clearly, while others just become more and more silent.

95. Being the original self is better than being a copy of anyone.

96. Promise yourself: I am strong, and nothing can destroy my inner peace.

97. Don't be sad when you are lovelorn. Life is like this.

98. I didn't know how to cherish before I let you go. Now I want to cherish it, but I no longer have a chance.

99. I love you not to take off your clothes.

100, I have no reason not to let you go, and I have no reason to let you turn back.

Domineering and free-spirited comes from my mood phrase: supercilious look is supercilious look, and face is lost.

1, all people and things, just have a clear conscience, don't be reluctant if it's not yours, anyway, what you left is the scenery and life.

Over the years, I have missed many people and suffered many betrayals, but it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me. I'm not that fragile.

3. Time is really a good thing, which verifies the right and witnesses the wrong; I am who I am. I don't like wearing masks. Maybe you are awesome, but I don't care about you!

4. From today on, be a difficult person, throw your face to the person you hate, and tell the person you like openly. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I have my pride, why should I be humble for you!

6. In a relationship, if you can't see the future and feel the present, it's better to say goodbye and be the passerby.

7. Don't waste time on bad things. Time is so tight, you should care more about yourself.

8. There is no need to explain yourself too much to others. Anyway, people who like you don't like you because of your explanation, and people who hate you don't like you because of your explanation.

9. In fact, being able to stay with you all the time is the great self. So just be the person you like, eat, sleep and love.

10, I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a cup. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. You remember hot water, but it was freezing at that time, and my enthusiasm was limited. You should hurry.

1 1, white eyes are white eyes, and the face is thrown. Do your duty, live up to your conscience, be kind to every sincerity, please don't be indifferent.

12, I hated men who were bad to women at first, and then I gradually hated the east and the west, and my attitude became worse and worse. If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend from the beginning.

Sad signature after being dumped by his girlfriend.

First, there are always people in life who can't catch you.

Second, when the crowd is crowded, do you choose to leave me or still tighten me?

Third, how long did it take to understand the reality of this society and how much youth was wasted?

4. Now I won't miss you all the time like before, I won't read your information over and over again whenever I have time, I won't be afraid to enter the space where you don't have permission, I won't pay attention to your mood, and I haven't heard from you for a long time, but I will occasionally think of your story with us.

5. I am most afraid of not greeting, missing endlessly at night, and losing sleep after good night.

Six, once agreed as light as water. Why are you cursing now? Always virtual. Do not know how to cherish. There is no need to remember when you left. If we meet again sometime. Long time no see. ...

Seven, the line is broken, not because the old people don't let each other together, but because we gave up the line in our hands! Would rather die in silence than sink into memory?

Eight, what nonsense oath, in the end is bullshit.

Love can make you confident, and it can also make you lose yourself.

When I was in tear drops, I understood its fragility. When we were laughing happily together, I never thought that I would break up with you one day. I have been used to you for so long.

Eleven, I came gently but brought you inexplicable troubles. How can leaving gently be shrouded in sadness?

Twelve, fall, get up, tell yourself that it doesn't matter, the sun will shine tomorrow, and the sun will rise tomorrow. However, the more times I fall, the less I can get up.

Thirteen, I have a pair of feet, but I can't walk out of sadness. I have a pair of hands, but I can't hold you tightly.

Fourteen, no one will always be lonely for whom, because they have not met the right one, not because they can't let go, but also because they have not met a better one.

Fifteen, it's a pity that you and I parted ways as soon as we turned around. Our share has long gone, no longer warming each other's hearts, leaving only sadness and heartache.

It is better to cherish the stars than to recall the missed moon.

Seventeen, you don't have to feel guilty, just consider me gone.

18. I used to think that as long as one is a person, then feelings are his heart. Now I understand that emotion is a knife inserted in my heart.

19. I just want to find someone who will hold my hand, make me feel safe and love me. The person who will hold me in his arms for no reason, the person who will tell everyone that I am his wife, can tell other women that I have a lover. Maybe I ask too much of you.

The saddest thing in the world is not that you forget who I am when I am in front of you, but that I love you so much that I can't be with you.

Twenty-one, I am used to smiling. Not that I like to laugh. Who can understand sadness? Accustomed to being strong, it is not that I am strong. Who can comfort me when I am weak?

22. I seem to be used to the sadness that you are not around me.

23. Choose a way to protect yourself. My choice is to stay away from my temporary fire. Keep a certain distance from the returning people, so at least you won't get hurt.

I used to be crazy, making my life full of ideals and reality, but now my efforts have turned into nothingness.

25. He avoids me like a plague. Why should I treat him as a lover?

I didn't sleep all night. I thought a lot tonight. Looking back, I can't stop crying when I look at the memories.

Twenty-seven, love suddenly lost, the heart instantly MINUS a few degrees. I really don't care if I can't find a way out in the future. You really don't care

Twenty-eight, your promises are now jokes.

Twenty-nine, many accidental factors in life, because of accidental factors, changed their lives. Recalling the story between myself and my wife actually feels a bit like an adventure. ...

30. I am sad because I have been silent for a long time, because I miss you too much, because I think too much, and because I don't want to talk more when I haven't met you.

The wounds that people have given me in recent years are either light or heavy.

32. How many people who like you really love you?

33. Your disdainful expression makes me laugh at my stupidity. I want to learn to let go. You said you were wrong. I want to say goodbye, but I can't.