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What Calabash Baby 7 said to Snake Spirit in One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
Episode 7: Battle with Little King Kong
A leaf from the Green Snake Spirit broke Liu Wa's invisibility method
At this point, all seven Gourd brothers were captured alive. The Green Snake Spirit returned to the Green Snake Cave with great satisfaction and held a banquet to entertain the big and small leaders. At the banquet, the Green Snake Girl was in full bloom (she seemed to have put on thicker makeup than usual) and practiced the Qixin Dan in public. Who knew she had committed a crime? Knowing the "Law of the Protagonist", in the alchemy furnace burning with raging flames, Huo Wa took out the seven elixirs that the mountain god entrusted the crane to give to the Calabash brothers. The Calabash brothers hugged each other, and the alchemy furnace exploded instantly, and one The seven-color elixir is located in the furnace. During the "celebration", the Green Snake Spirit did not forget to comfort her sister and brother-in-law's spirit in heaven, she shed a few tears, and then happily put the "Qixin Pill" into her mouth, but she didn't expect that the thing was so hard that it scratched her teeth. Under the encouragement of the one-eyed toad and the crocodile leader, the green snake spirit decided to split the "Qixin Dan" and eat it. However, the diamond sword that the green snake spirit was most proud of did not split the "Qixin Dan". Instead, it was damaged by it, and the green snake spirit was so angry that it vomited out its core, turned out a stone ax, and struck at the "Qixin Dan". There was a loud noise, and a small gourd baby suddenly jumped out of the white light and jumped on the green snake spirit's waist, frightening it. The green snake spirit was extremely surprised and didn't know what to do. This little gourd baby made a big fuss at the banquet, and in the battle with the monsters, he showed how powerful he is by combining the skills of the seven brothers and one body (it seems that he doesn't have the skills of the seventh baby...) Power, the Green Snake Spirit's open and dark arrows pose no threat to the gourd Little King Kong. When the Little King Kong turns into a giant, the Green Snake Spirit is also scared. He hides behind the stone table and releases an exploratory tickle to tickle the Little King Kong. At the soles of his feet, Little King Kong disappeared. Seeing the enemy disappear, the Green Snake Spirit thought that his opponent was running away, and became majestic again. However, he did not expect that Little King Kong had already become invisible and ran behind him, suddenly appeared, and pushed him out.
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