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I wonder if it is the Dragon Boat Festival. There are also Chinese characters, Chinese medicine, Zhang Heng, seismograph (their currency is Huntianyi and Zhang Heng), Chiyou, Sima Qian, everything. There is also the 9,000-year-old Republic of Korea, and most of China's territory belongs to Korea. Besides, South Korea doesn't want to be polite on TV. On the contrary, they are very rude. They kept silent about the sons of bitches.

In addition, artists in their country are discriminated against, and companies often beat and scold artists. Their population quality is very low, men are generally lewd, and it is easy to sexually harass women ~ ~ ~

This is reprinted online, and people who have seen Koreans say something similar to this. I hate Korea very much. I hope you don't do that either.

When he transferred from Japan to South Korea at the beginning of the year, Kimpo had an impulse to leave as soon as he got off the plane. The gap between Korea seen from the plane and my imagination is too big! ! !

Low and shabby houses and bare hills (it was winter). At that time, South Korea's national gateway airport was also located in Gimpo Airlines on the outskirts of Seoul. To tell the truth, I just took a flight from Tokyo Airport. I can't believe that the gateway airport of a country is so shabby, so shabby and so small! !

The attitude of airport service personnel is completely different from the service quality of Japanese airports! ! The Republic of Korea, known as the country of etiquette (the name of this country, I am disgusted. It's not as big as a small country in Shandong Province of China, but it's called the Republic of Korea! ! Just like the Japanese! ! ) Not as hospitable as the brochure says at all! Cold expression, bow less than 20 degrees, makes people feel distressed! ! !

Although it is only a short transit trip, my impression of Korea has been greatly reduced.

Coincidentally, however, the 2002 World Cup was co-organized by Japan and South Korea, and as an interpreter sent by the government, I had to set foot on this small country again.

This time, I stayed for more than three months. It can be said that on the whole, I have a deep understanding of Korea. First of all, the first impression that Korea gives people is that it has no own style, but it is four unlike! Compared with modern high-rise buildings, it is not as good as Shanghai in China. The tallest building in Korea is Building 63, which Koreans are still proud of. They often ask me, is there such a tall building in China? This ignorant and ridiculous question. When it comes to culture and history, it can't compare with Beijing. When it comes to fashion and modern technology, it can't compare with Japan!

South Korea's land area is very small, and you can travel all over Korea in 3 days by car! ! The architectural style of each city is almost identical, with low and shabby bungalows and identical apartment buildings! There is little difference between the countryside and China. Many rural people are poor and even hungry. Even there is a village in gyeonggi province that has no electricity!

People's clothing styles are the same, and there is no sense of fashion! Unlike those actors in Korean dramas, they are well-dressed and luxurious! There are countless people with the same name! Even the looks are the same, roughly similar. This may be related to their strong interest in plastic surgery!

I have to mention a Korean cheeky female tour guide who was our assistant at that time! Because we have to translate for tourists from all over the world who come to Korea during the World Cup, we need to know the so-called places of interest in Korea in advance. But to be honest, I was born in China, a vast country, and there is really nothing in Korea that interests me. As a royal palace, Gyeongbokgung Palace can't compare with the Forbidden City in China, and it's no exaggeration to describe it as a mountain village land temple! Several low-rise houses, with a construction area of less than 1000 meters, really don't understand what places in China are worth visiting.

However, female tour guides don't think so. She said to us: "We in Korea have always been frugal, so our emperor will not build luxurious palaces for himself. We have a long cultural history of 5,000 years, which is beyond doubt! ! "I can only snicker at her ignorance and arrogance! !

Koreans have an almost unbounded sense of national pride! At that time, South Korea did unexpectedly enter the semi-finals in the World Cup, which surprised us! At that time, Koreans who were extremely self-expanding were simply arrogant to the point of unbearable! ! They spontaneously put on red T-shirts and went to Guanghuamen Square, drinking their inferior shochu together and shouting "Republic of Korea". Win North Korea "until dawn! ! ! !

How can players from other countries play well in this atmosphere? As a host, South Korea has not shown the slightest host appearance! ! As long as you talk to them, they will definitely change the topic to how great and proud South Korea is. At that time, a tourism director (said to be a doctor) who often arranged our work in Hancheng Court often said to us, "How great our Korea is! ! You China are really bad! ! "

When we first arrived in Korea, as foreign guests, we were also entertained by all parties. There were several girls from China and Japan in our party. Every time we go to this kind of party, those girls get scared! Because Korean men, especially married men over 30, can be described as perverts after drinking a glass of wine! ! Regardless of their social status and educational level, it is definitely a dirty style in front of women! Sexual harassment is a cinch, and rude words and low-level jokes are even more disgusting! ! The first thing a Korean man said to me was that any woman can forgive, only ugly and fat women can't forgive! ! ! How shocking! ? No wonder Korean women only know dressing and plastic surgery every day. No wonder Korean women's social status is so low! ?

As a man, it is also awkward to attend that occasion. In addition to swearing about women, the topic of Korean men is to flatter their own South Korea and check the depreciation of other countries! This makes people feel very unhappy!

First of all, I can say that Koreans are ignorant! When I first arrived in Korea, the most frequently asked question by Koreans was whether my nationality was Japanese. When I told him that I was from China, their expressions immediately changed 180 degrees! When I go to shopping areas such as Yagu Pavilion and Myeongdong, the waiters in the store will greet me in Japanese first. When I answered him that I was from China, they immediately turned their heads and ignored me!

Just ignore you in the shopping mall. If you go to a smaller shopping mall and decide not to buy it after choosing it, you will be met with cold reception and even abuse on the spot! ! I have experienced this kind of thing many times! ! Even fired! ! One more thing, in Korea, when bargaining, it depends on the other person's face. If you are not careful, you will be insulted or even beaten! Moreover, if you buy something in an ordinary private store, don't return it by luck! ! There is no such thing as returning goods in Korean shops! ! (It should be noted here that Koreans speak almost three sentences and never leave dirty words. Son of a bitch, bad guys are the most basic, and c your mother never keeps her mouth shut! Friends who know Korean should have a deep understanding if they are watching Korean movies, so I never watch Korean movies! I am in a bad mood)

One more reminder, don't go to the dry cleaners in Korea! ! Not long ago, one of my white high-end coats was white before it was sent to the dry cleaner, but it turned blue when it was brought back! ! Because the laundry owner aunt didn't understand English or didn't read the washing label inside the clothes at all, she washed my coat with bleach and could only dry clean it! !

When I was arguing with this 40-year-old Korean woman, she told me like a bitch, what kind of high-end clothes can a China person afford? China people are so poor and dirty, just wash you! ! The Korean man next to her is also biased towards her. She even called out her son, a rogue like a fat pig, to fight with me! ! Unfortunately, the China people she met were not afraid of her! ! What is terrible about a nation that has been enslaved by our Chinese nation for thousands of years? Finally, this Korean bitch still wants to make compensation for me! !

In Korea, you should be prepared to be insulted and discriminated against at any time! People often ask you, do you have any apples in China? Can I have enough to eat in China? Do you have a TV? Haven't you seen a cell phone? There is even such a silly problem as rice! ! Koreans themselves say that Korean food culture is the most representative in Asia, but I find it ridiculous. They only know how to eat pickles and half-baked fat pork. Beef in Korea is simply a food that only nobles can enjoy! Their eating habits don't seem to be fully evolved primitive people! Many things are still eaten raw. And Chinese food and Japanese sashimi are the most expensive in Korean diet. Where does Korea have its own unique food culture? In ancient China, Yang Guifei liked litchi, which Koreans had never seen! ! Koreans will be scared to death if they see so many fruits in our country! !

Koreans say that Korean characters are the most scientific, practical and best written language in the world created by their wise King Sejong! So, they refused to use Chinese characters! But I beg to differ!

So scientific and practical written language can't even express its meaning clearly. Reading Korean literature is like chewing wax, probably because Chinese is too expressive, so I really don't know. How can a Korean who doesn't even know the meaning of his name without using Chinese characters have the cheek to say that Korean is not as rigorous as Chinese characters, and it is also reflected in foreign words? People who know a little about Korean must know that there are a lot of foreign words in Korean. ! ! ! These foreign words are confusing! There is no margin! ! This is enough to show the limitations and unscientific nature of Korean characters! ! ! Koreans are good at imitation, a little smart, but not as smart as our Chinese nation! !

They are vain, duplicitous, pay attention to appearance packaging, but don't know how to improve their own quality, which is a cultural desert. Nouveau riche! Let's take a look first. I really can't understand the sameness of Korean film and television dramas. Such a crude and unfathomable thing can actually cause the Korean Wave to be good at singing and dancing, and achieve the demeanor of Koreans since ancient times. Korean people's singing and dancing level is indeed higher than China's, but almost all Korean pop songs are copied from the United States and Japan, plus a swearing rap and a crazy dance. Is it Korean Wave? !

In order to deceive foreigners with luxurious appearance decoration, Koreans have made great efforts to learn plastic surgery technology, and the whole people are suffering from the pain of flesh and blood! ! I'd rather eat pickles than buy clothes and cosmetics for plastic surgery! !

Koreans hate Japan, but it's actually stupid. A Korean female friend of mine (in her early twenties) meets her Japanese lover at Incheon Airport every week. She is married in her fifties! The return is nothing more than money and Japanese high-end cosmetics. This Korean girl often shows off these things of her Japanese lover to her Korean friends, and those Korean girls are also envious and adoring! ! Hanbok is popular now, and the Japanese style is blowing. Hari is the current Korean fashion! ! And it's a fashion that has been out of date for a year in Japan! ! I run Japanese fashion in Seoul, and the clothes that have been out of date for a long time in Japan have been taken away by Koreans!

A tall foreigner can often be seen standing next to a Korean girl in Litaiyuan, a famous foreign residential area in Seoul. These foreigners will definitely put on an arrogant attitude, because in Korea, blond foreigners are above everything else! ! They will receive the highest courtesy! ! In the subway in Seoul, I witnessed an American soldier cursing Koreans crazily, and the language was quite obscene, but the Koreans in the whole carriage were indifferent! ! I don't think this will happen in China! ! I once talked to Koreans about it, and they said they were helpless! I think because they are still receiving help from the United States, they can only be said to be puppet vassals of the United States! ! And we in China can honestly say "no" to the American devils! ! !

I once experienced this kind of thing personally in a bar in Litaiyuan. At that time, my friends and I were sitting at the bar drinking, and suddenly a group of foreigners came in. It seems to be stationed at the US military base in South Korea. One of them shouted at me to leave the bar. He wants to sit here. I looked at him and said no way! ! ! Because our English pronunciation in China is different from that in Korea (there are not many F pronunciations in Korea, so we don't pronounce F with our mouths, but "EPP"! ! There are many pronunciations, none of which can! So Koreans can only understand their own English! But Koreans don't know how to say that China people are English-blind. ) So the American devil realized that I was not Korean and asked me, Where are you from? I answered him loudly! ! I'm from China! ! Hearing this, the American devil left despondently! ! I think if I were a Korean, I must get out of the way! ! Koreans have a servility in their bones! ! After all, they were enslaved by China for thousands of years, then Japanese, and now American! !

As the saying goes, the more people feel inferior, the more arrogant they look. I think this is most suitable for Koreans! !

Old people in Korea are scary! They all seniority, unreasonable! Beat and scold young people casually! The history textbooks of Korean schools tamper with history and add our thousand-year history of China to Korea! Korean primary school students know that China people are poor and China people are incompetent! Their cultural education, from an early age, is determined to shape Korean children into the highest ethnic group in East Asia! What's the difference between this and Hitler and the Japanese devils? What makes me laugh is that not long ago, South Korea applied for the Dragon Boat Festival as a famous historical and cultural festival in South Korea! Moreover, many Koreans claimed that in ancient times, the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River in China, the Shandong Peninsula and the three northeastern provinces were all Korean lands! ! I don't like watching Korean news, because the news is full of inferior rice made in China, inferior ginseng made in China, mobile phone manufacturing technology stolen by China, and Korean businessmen have invested heavily in China to help China get rid of poverty. As long as the news about China is almost negative, the documentary about China on TV always shoots the poorest mountain village and the poorest people in China! China women who appear on Korean TV are all wrapped in green headscarves, men are naked, and children are black and thin, like African refugees! !

If you buy something in Korea, as long as the quality is poor and the price is cheap, it will be said that it is made in China! And when it comes to made in China, Koreans will definitely say "Don't buy goods made in China"! ! Even children will tell me that things in China are cheap, so now she has saved 2000 won (equivalent to RMB 14 yuan) and can go to China to buy many things! The contempt between the lines makes me want to slap her hard! !

Young people in Korea are very rude and arrogant! ! They rampage on the road, walking won't make people, and they won't say sorry if they bump into you! Korean men like to split their legs when sitting, and split them as much as possible! Take a bus or subway. If you are sitting next to a young Korean, you will deeply appreciate the inconvenience caused by their overbearing attitude! !

They are addicted to alcohol, and almost all universities are surrounded by large bars and restaurants. They only know to drink, but they can't drink much! You'll get carried away after a few drinks, and you'll be full of ugliness! ! Even if they are sitting in chairs in high-end hotels, they will take off their shoes in public, put one foot on the seat and pinch their feet from time to time! ! Don't feel rude at all! ! But at other times, they will do this and that, and there are a lot of rules and etiquette! ! Koreans are selfish and narrow-minded ! Especially Korean men! ! Few Koreans I have ever met are truly upright! ! Korean men are mean. They are not magnanimous, some are petty and calculating, but they lack courage and courage! ! ! Korean men like to talk about other people's private lives behind their backs like women. There are almost no secrets in Korea, and the ability of Koreans to gossip will definitely surprise you! !

A Korean man who did business with me and lived in Japan for a long time told me after drinking that he actually hated Korea! In the 1960s, Koreans were very poor. At that time, they never dreamed that they would have a good life. But then, with the great assistance of the United States, South Korea suddenly became rich. Many people have become nouveau riche overnight, but they are all people with the lowest quality! Koreans show off everywhere that they are a rich nation, but in fact they are not confident. An economic crisis afflicted South Korea and almost destroyed the country. So far, the economy has not recovered! Koreans are stingy to death, and sometimes I feel sorry for them! They buy you a cup of coffee (one yuan) from the vending machine, and they will keep it in mind! !

But there is one thing we can learn from Koreans, their unity and patriotism! ! Their disadvantages are like this, and so are their advantages! They are all vicious and will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals! Koreans are the most illegal people staying in Japan! As long as I go to Japan, I don't want to go! Make enough Japanese money and go back to Korea! There are no Korean students who don't work in Japan, but they laugh at China students who come to work in Korea! !

And there are many Koreans doing evil in Japan! But in their newspapers and magazines, this has never been reported! On the contrary, we China people do evil in Japan and Korea! !

In fact, many people in China hate Japan, but they don't know that during the war of aggression against China, many Koreans played the role of North Korea and did many immoral things under the banner of Japanese devils! ! ! In turn, they put the blame on the Japanese devils. In fact, they should also be hated by us in China! ! !

After writing so much, some friends will definitely ask, is Korea a hell on earth? Isn't there a good man? Of course not so absolute! !

I can only tell you, it depends on what concept a good man is in your mind! Have to * you to distinguish! ! I'm just telling you the most realistic and common situation in Korea!