Funny classic quotations of medical students

Becoming a doctor may not be the ultimate destination of every medical student; But for most medical students majoring in clinical medicine, becoming a doctor has always been their dream.

A group of students need asphalt to design experiments, so the teacher said that we don't have asphalt, and that there are so many asphalt roads in Guangzhou, I can provide a hammer, and you can knock a few pieces off the road yourself.

2. The other group used carambola to affect gastric emptying, but to remove K+ from carambola. The teacher asked, what method do you use to remove potassium? The answer is: norepinephrine. So norepinephrine can remove potassium? ! ! ! anxious ...

3. A group wanted to use Morris water maze and threatened to build it with several boards before the experiment. The teacher suddenly gave a thumbs-up and said, you are so talented. Such talents can open factories and make water mazes to make money! )

Another student wants to make a water maze, saying that it should be made of foam board! ! ! (This guy is more talented! ) The teacher asked, "Do you have such a big foam board?" The classmate said, "Yes, we can find big ones, all of which have 1.

"How big is it?" The teacher asked. This classmate gestured with his hand, and the distance between his hands was no more than 30 cm ... (Sweat, it's really "big" ...)

Crazy Khan, people who have done water maze experiments are just different from those who have not. Fortunately, our basic classmates have done water maze experiments, otherwise they may make others laugh their heads off.

4. A group of students named Faye Wong made the "machine" ability experiment into the "technology" ability experiment on the slide. The teacher said: it is common for stars to make typos.

5. The other group said that the mice were injected with 7ml of some liquid, and the teacher said that I was afraid that the mice would drown before they died.

6. An experiment that speaks Mandarin quickly with a little accent is to see the effect of mosquito spray on mammals. The introduction says: Recently, mosquitoes and teachers (mice) are doing crazy-love (committing crimes). (Tiny-inappropriate ...)

7. There is a group of people who want to do the effect of white radish on gastric emptying. The experiment involved white radish juice, which looked appetizing. The teacher agreed to their plan and added, "Stay away from us when you do the experiment. It stinks.

Classic quotations of medical students (2) 1. Reading changes fate, details determine success or failure, and persistence is victory.

2. Success belongs to those who are fully prepared.

Success comes from unremitting efforts to create miracles.

4. Failure is the mother of success and success is the mother of success.

The weak wait for the opportunity, and the strong seize it.

6. Do your best and leave the least regret.

7. Sow a belief and reap an action; Sow an action and reap a habit; Sow a habit and reap a character; Sow a character and reap a destiny.

8. Think against the morning breeze. How to work hard today? How much progress have you made today?

9, pressure → power potential → strength

10, seize every minute of life and go all out to dream our dreams.

1 1, no distractions, go all out.

12, I tried and I don't regret it.

13, because of persistence, the flowers are invincible.

14, efforts may not be successful, and efforts may not be successful.

15, there is no shortcut to success, learning is struggle.

16, one more struggle today and one more laugh tomorrow.

17, persistence is very important, persistence is difficult, and persistence is success.

18. Grasping the present is to create the future.

19, ambitious and down-to-earth; Study hard, study hard and think hard; Keep your mind steady and never give up; Go all out to win.

20. No matter how hard it is, be strong, just for those looking forward to it.

2 1, a hard year, a happy life.

22. Without talent, there is no place to stand, and without suffering, there is no talent.

23, the mountain is never tired of heights, the water is never tired of depths, and learning is never tired of precision: pursuit!

24. Don't panic when something happens, but be more careful when something happens.

25, don't bury your head, why look up? How can you win if you don't insist?

26, everything is possible!

27, meditation-center of gravity-care-patience

28. There is no failure, only success that has been temporarily stopped.

29. God's delay is not God's refusal

What matters is not what happened, but what to do to improve it.

3 1, I am fully responsible for my life.

32. To change things, change yourself first; To make things better, make yourself better first.

33. If I can't, I must; If necessary, I can.

Winners never give up, and quitters never succeed.

35, don't call a day idle, stick to it.

36. Try to be yourself.

37. I am smart and have unlimited potential.

38. Strive for opportunities, show yourself, believe in yourself and never give up.

39, with our hard work and sweat, to bloom the flower of victory. With our determination and will, we will play the triumph of success.

We will never be lazy, never give up, unite as one and make progress together. We firmly believe that sweat ignites hope and faith makes dreams come true.

4 1, I am confident, I work hard, I am excellent, I succeed!

42. I fought and I won! I can, I can!

43. Keep faith in step with action and share happiness and success!

44. Sing our youth, realize our own life and create a brilliant life!

45. I want to succeed, I will succeed, I can succeed!

46. Don't let crying be your last choice!

47. Struggle and sprint, vowing to win the championship this month; If you work hard wholeheartedly, you can be the first.

48, the mentality is stable, not arrogant; Go all out to win. Methods Sweat time makes success, faith focuses on perseverance to realize dreams.

49. Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability. Give me a chance and give you a miracle.

50. Prepare calmly and practically, believe in yourself and believe in the future.