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What are the common misunderstandings between northerners and southerners?
Chinese culture is profound and profound, and the population is also very large. According to the population, they are divided into southerners and northerners. Common misunderstandings between southerners and northerners include the following. Let’s discuss them together! First of all, the most familiar thing everyone has heard is probably this. Southerners think northerners are cold-resistant, while all northerners think southerners are not cold. The climate in the north is dry, and when it gets cold, it feels dry and cold, while the climate in the south is humid, and when it gets cold, it becomes clammy and cold, the kind of bone-piercing cold that I have experienced very well.
The second misunderstanding is that northerners think that southerners should rub their hands every day to take a bath, which will damage their skin. Southerners think that northerners are not clean if they don’t bathe for a week. The south has beautiful mountains and clear waters, especially the water. So friends in the south always like to take a shower every day to keep their bodies cleaner. But they don’t bathe every day. What about friends in the north? Because the climate is dry and the amount of water is not that abundant, it is understandable that they take a bath once a week. After all, the climate is different!
Part 2 Three misunderstandings are that male northerners think that their grocery shopping habits are the same as their counterparts. In fact, this is not the case. This is how people in the South buy vegetables. They take a little here and a little there, little by little, because they don’t like their homes to be full of vegetables. But when people in the North buy vegetables, this is how they do it. Catty, that one catty, I can't wait to fill my house with vegetables. It is not an exaggeration to say that northerners use carts to pull food, but sometimes this should be done in moderation!
The fourth misunderstanding is that northerners think that they only need to hold an umbrella when it rains, while southerners need to hold an umbrella no matter if it rains or snows. Because the climate between the two places is different, when it is hot in the north, babies usually apply sunscreen and skin care products for maintenance, and would not think of using umbrellas to isolate themselves from the strong sunlight. In this regard, southerners are better. They not only apply sunscreen, but also hold umbrellas to protect their skin. Therefore, southerners are more hydrated than northerners!
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