A hundred thousand cold jokes are all cool.

A hundred thousand cold jokes are all cool.

One hundred thousand cold jokes are cool: children read thousands of books and are blacklisted by the library.

One hundred thousand cold jokes are cool (1) 1. China's rich second generation drives German sports cars and drinks English wine. He ran to America and killed a Spaniard in a Japanese car?

You cut Eight-Nation Alliance's revenge in half at once?

There are three people in the cell, one is snake disease, the other is pervert and the other is gay.

One day, snake sperm disease said:? If there is a cat here, I will fuck it. ?

The pervert said:? I'll do it when you're done. ?

Gay said:? Aim. ?

I didn't know what happiness is until I got married. . . . . . Unfortunately, it is too late.

Every time someone praises me, I get a little worried. Worried that others boast too little is not good enough.

5.QQ pets are really annoying! I have caught a cold since I was in junior high school, and I have never been cured. Now I have graduated from college for three years and am still alive. How can we make it die? !

One hundred thousand cold jokes are cool (2) 1. When there is no one in the company after work, several computers get together to play mahjong, and the water dispenser looks very interesting. It wants to play, too Every time the water dispenser plays mahjong, it loses to the computer, but it still insists on participating every day.

When I saw the sofa, I felt very puzzled and asked the chair: The water dispenser loses every day, why do you still play so hard? The chairman said:? Are you crazy to ask such a question?

2. One night, a black man was bitten by a mosquito. He quickly blew out the candle and said, let you never see me again. ?

You otaku, stop clinging to AV and look down at the keyboard yourself. What's to the right of A and V?

4. The leftover woman Ahua went shopping with her girlfriend. Ahua lamented: No man has ever seen me happy! Girlfriend comfort: Look! There is a man over there who has been watching you laugh! Iowa sighed again: I know this, it's a plastic surgeon!

5. Don't underestimate this? One? Lateral, can you make it move a little? Angels? Become? Shit? .

One hundred thousand cold jokes are cool (3) 1. A website editor of Sohu and a website editor of Sina quarreled over which website to edit. The editor of Sohu. com said: I dare to rush into Zhang Chaoyang's office and clap my boss's desk to call names. You are such an asshole! The editor of Sina. com said: What's the big deal? I dare to rush into our boss's office to strike a table and swear. Zhang Chaoyang is such a fucking asshole.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Today, I sent a message to my buddy. I want to send: When are you going home for the holidays, man? As a result, my hand shook and I became: Grandpa, when will you go home for the New Year? ....

One day, I received an inexplicable message: Let's break up and don't contact again. I guess the lovelorn one sent it by mistake. Out of kindness, I replied: you sent it wrong, I don't know you. A little later, I received another message: you are so cruel, pretending not to know each other so soon. Okay, I'm blind.

My colleague's daughter is in a key high school. She studies well and looks beautiful. There are always boys harassing her. So my colleague bought a new mobile phone number for my daughter, and he used the old number to receive a text message one day? I'm in Class One, Grade Three, and I like you very much. Let's talk. . Colleague reply? I'm her father. Can we talk? . I thought I hit that kid, but I got a reply? Uncle, you have been there before. You got it? .

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