Who can do the three-character sutra, funny or spoof?

The beginning of life is beautiful. You study, I make trouble. The teacher taught me not to listen to my mother's questions. I picked up a kitchen knife and fought with her, but how to summon Diga Altman.

Version 2:

The first people in the group are good at typing, chatting, fighting landlords, chatting, adding friends, making expressions in videos, sending pictures, falling in love, first love is more beautiful, less common and uglier, meeting by phone, having a meal, who pays the bill, who wants more friends, is a bit messy. If you match the numbers, it is difficult to distinguish the screen names, read the information and check the records. It is more convenient to join the group building, save telephone charges, manage and call new friends and old friends conveniently, and set up forum administrators, which is quite powerful. If you are dishonest, you will get confused if you practice more on your legs. Complaining should take care of the sad. This is the most dangerous thing. If the kick is wrong, Yi Hong is not allowed to get up and hold a banquet, which is A A-style, with 50 old friends and new friends.

Version 3

At the beginning of life, when you are in love, you always fail and don't know love. Please go away, afraid of being hurt, don't come over, get up and welcome love, please come again. When you are in love, relax, be narrow-minded, uncomfortable, spend flowers on the roadside, don't pick them, be loyal to your feelings, don't complain, don't cheat, don't love, let go, you don't love, someone loves. Hurting feelings is a trivial matter. Losing love is not worth it. If you want to leave, say goodbye. Nowadays, no one loves, not surprising, single, no big deal, no wife, just comfortable. If you want to love, don't be helpless. Please wait, love will come, lovers, others will chase you, please go away. When he sees it, don't get me wrong, just strange, don't be in a daze.

I hope my answer is helpful to you. If you are satisfied, please adopt it. If you have doubts, please ask. Thank you O(∩_∩)O~