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The difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day.
Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day.
3. In fact, every day is Valentine's Day for the right person, and every day is Tomb-Sweeping Day for the wrong person.
On Valentine's Day, I will dress up neatly and eat melon seeds at home.
In fact, I am not afraid of Valentine's Day, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend Valentine's Day with others.
6. Valentine's Day is coming. Dogs will die if they eat chocolate
7. On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, she will receive a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day. She never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that message didn't appear. She hesitated for a long time and finally sent a message to that number: Happy Valentine's Day. I will get the answer soon. Thank you. Who's calling? (Love won't wait in the same place)
8. On Valentine's Day, spend a lover's robbery with yourself.
On Valentine's Day, she dialed his phone anxiously. But the number you dialed is busy. She hung up and dialed again. After a dozen repetitions, I finally gave up. He is so charming that he must be very busy on Valentine's Day. She thought. Soon, his phone came and she answered it happily. He said, who are you calling? I've been calling.
10. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.
1 1. Valentine's Day is in a few days! I'm so nervous. What should I do if I receive many gifts? My room is too small, I can't pile it up. If I eat too much chocolate, I will get fat. What should I do if I receive Apple 6plus? What should I do with my current mobile phone? What if someone sends money directly? I heard that money is willful. Oh, I'm so nervous! Don't even think about it! Although I am ugly, I want to be beautiful.
12. The most terrible thing about Valentine's Day is not being alone, but being alone when you have a lover.
13. Valentine's Day is coming, are you still alone? Will I become a dog?
14. Valentine's Day talks nonsense to people, while Tomb-Sweeping Day talks nonsense to ghosts.
15. Cross the street alone, celebrate Valentine's Day alone, eat a couple's package, watch a love movie alone, listen to a love song alone, cry alone, laugh alone, make fun alone, and practice alone.
16. Valentine's Day is coming, damn it, I'll chase you if someone likes me!
17. Valentine's Day special, the second cup is half price. No, I'm alone.
18. I hope that on Valentine's Day, there will be a nationwide power outage, which will kill the popularity of singing, drinking and going to bars to watch movies, and then there will be a heavy snow, which will freeze people who go shopping hand in hand.
19. The sweet words of Valentine's Day lied to you, but the truth of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!
20. On Valentine's Day, my grandfather disappeared with Alzheimer's disease. In the evening, the hospital called and said that an old man with this phone sewn on his clothes was standing in a ward and refused to leave. When I went to pick up my grandfather, my mother cried as soon as she entered the ward, where my grandmother died. Seeing the roses that my silly grandfather picked from nowhere, I suddenly thought of Valentine's Day a few years ago. I asked my grandfather why he didn't send roses to my grandmother. He said that silly old ladies don't deserve roses.
2 1. If anyone shows their love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!
22. Valentine's Day is just to highlight how alien we are to the world.
23. You didn't show up on Valentine's Day. From now on, my world has nothing to do with you.
24. Valentine's Day is spent alone. It doesn't matter if you are not disappointed. You're used to it anyway.
25. I suddenly found that Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. You have to send flowers and vegetables, and you have to say a lot of tricks
Love sentiment 72: As long as you love the right person, celebrate Valentine's Day every day.
I love you, a heartbreaking pain.
Second, I'm tired, but I still can't sleep.
Third, abandoned feelings, that is, using them several times, thousands of times or even more efforts, are of no help.
Fourth, you can only carry snail shells, and turtle shells are too heavy.
Listen, the older you get, the lonelier you get. You really feel more lonely.
6. Where is happiness without feeling love?
Seven, there is no incurable injury, only people who can't forget it.
Eight, look at the photos on the ID card, although ugly, but simple.
Nine, I always feel that it doesn't matter if I have it. Once you really lose regret, it's useless.
10. My dream and pursuit.
I've been watching you.
Twelve, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid, afraid of getting him, afraid of losing him.
I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
14. It was only after breaking up that I found out that his departure made my heart ache. I used to be naive. If I could go back in time, I would listen to you.
Fifteen, the lonely moon in the dark.
Sixteen, as long as you love the right person, celebrate Valentine's Day every day.
Seventeen, grow up to tear the skin and flesh.
Eighteen, even if there are too many reasons, it is only a far-fetched avoidance.
Nineteen, I shouldn't suffer so much. I deserve everything.
Twenty, the way you don't care is always so hateful.
21. Love that never breaks up is not only a song, but also our dribs and drabs.
It doesn't matter whether you have me in your heart or not. The important thing is that I have you in my heart now.
Even if I don't ask anything in the future, I won't give up the promise I made two years ago.
In fact, I am just a child in love.
Twenty-five, there are always some inexplicable sadness.
Twenty-six, dear, as long as I hold your hand, I dare to break into hell.
From beginning to end, I was just a supporting role.
28. Without feelings and love, I can at least choose to leave.
29, my dearest, coming, I don't know what I will change for you.
I am proud to do everything with my heart, whether the result is successful or not.
Thirty-one years old, stop-and-go, crazy, heartless time, very nostalgic.
Thirty-two, it is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.
33. My wound is a scar that you can never get rid of.
Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.
35. It is difficult to be a noble person without satisfying the desire for money.
Thirty-six, you will always live in your own world.
37. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness.
Thirty-eight, if you dare to marry, then I'm not afraid I can't afford it.
All she can do is love him quietly.
No matter how hard you try, no one will necessarily appreciate it. There are always people who think it is not good enough. In that case, what qualifications do other people's eyes have to make you give up your dreams?
41. When dependence becomes a habit. But I am reluctant to leave.
Forty-two, you said that I don't do anything for you, and I don't deny that it is for myself, because I love you.
Forty-three, I forgot, if love is not so beautiful, I want to hug myself.
Forty-four, a sister's home, a sister's home for life.
45. The beauty of tulips is a thing of the past.
46. Youth is a time of cultivation, hope and faith.
Forty-seven, it's not that I don't complain, but it's time to wake up.
Forty-eight, love a person, love to eight is the most appropriate, love to ten, you are mean.
Your selfish lies and hypocrisy deceived my innocence, so how can I trust you this time?
Fifty, crying, not because of weakness, but because of being strong for too long.
When you are with me, you will think of her. You can't hear my heart
Fifty-two, there are always a few people in life who are called passers-by. I call these people idiots.
I hate smirking. What I want is a good laugh.
People say that love is like flying a kite. If you care too much, you will regret it.
55. Silence doesn't mean acquiescence, maybe it's just ridiculous, maybe it's too lazy to explain, maybe it's too sad to say anything.
Fifty-six, look at the vows, think about the current situation, and sneer gently, it will all pass.
57. I'm watching, I'm listening and I'm writing, but I just lost my desire to talk.
Fifty-eight, the sun is shining, why wait for dark?
Fifty-nine, thank you for daring to fall in love with me, although it has passed.
Sixty, time will cure almost everything, please give time.
I want to be happy every day, even if I lose your world.
Sixty-two, I'm too tired to even put down my strength.
Sixty-three, "how can a woman be beautiful without flowers?" Men can't be heroes without color.
Sixty-four times, in retrospect, I didn't know I was a guest in my dream.
Do you know that the more you tell me about the past, the more reason I have to hate you?
Once you give love, you lose yourself. Who would think this is a relief from loneliness?
That explanation was meaningless at the time.
Sixty-eight, happiness, these two words are dreamy but true, but they are so far away from me.
Sixty-nine, we lasted for a long time and lost to eternity.
Seventy, the world is no longer black and white, I entered a gray space.
Seventy-one, if you play me in your feelings, I can only give you a word back and walk out of my world with your bit by bit.
72. Happiness is not having more, but caring less. I am working hard.
Wrong love is youth, right love is love.
I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter!
If I had known this ending from the beginning, I wonder if I would have been so desperate.
No one can tell us how far it will be forever. I don't know when we will stop believing in eternal promises. Years will be forgotten and engraved in our palms. Eyes can't see, running water can't penetrate, the past can't pass, and tomorrow can't be far away.
I suddenly remembered the night when fireworks were set off on the roof. I would like to believe that every little firework that illuminates the night sky has never been extinguished. They finally rose to the sky and became the stars tonight. It's just that those who set off fireworks have already been scattered in the vast sea of people, and they don't know where to go.
Seventeen years old is the tail of youth, short and gloomy; Just like the last note of a piano piece, no matter how high the tone is, the final result is to disappear and leave.
The left ear is the closest place to the heart, so sweet words should be said to the left ear. But why do I often hear voices and hear that we still have to go on forever? If you say sweet words to your heart, it will hurt your bones now.
I often think of our youth. It's really a strange thing. The short body just drags a long tail, swaying like wings, and refuses to leave for a long time.
People who we once thought would be deeply bored unconsciously occupied our lives, dominated our sight and made us stop breathing. We kept asking questions, but the answers were stolen in a fleeting time.
I have always believed that memory can't lie. Even if I no longer have love, I will still have memories. In the darkest days, memories are like a surging tide, and I gradually have the ups and downs of my life, which makes me strong and he will not disappear.
A failure is nothing, and a wrong choice is nothing. You have to believe that in this world, there are always people who care about you and want you to be happy.
Right is love, wrong is youth.
Introduction: Marriage doesn't mean happiness, and being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.
1, love is right, love is wrong, that is youth.
2, dear girl, no matter what you have experienced, you should try to make yourself like a cup of boiled water, precipitate and clear. Boiled water is not boring, it is the root of all the flavors you want to change. Gorgeous or vulgar, always return to plain, just a cup of boiled water.
3, love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship. I hope that in the best years, I will meet someone with the same frequency as you and understand your emotions. After seven years of itching, I still love you when I am old, and I will never give up my wealth.
4. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears. Missing is a moment of silence and an endless topic. Missing is a kind of trembling from the heart. Missing is a beautiful and moving landscape painting, and each one is fascinating. Missing is always born quietly on the day of separation. The longer we are apart, the stronger the feeling of missing. "Miss you" has become my only verb.
I don't want anyone to occupy your heart, kiss your lips, hold you in my arms and be the one you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.
6. In life, no one can always accompany him to the end of his life. It is natural to be apart.
7. When I can afford an ice cream for more than ten dollars, I don't want to eat it every day. I'm too lazy to turn on the computer when no one is in charge. When I am good enough to keep you from leaving me, I will no longer be you.
8. Don't worry, it's not too late to slap those people when you succeed.
9. Many times, people respect not people, but the background. Some people are lonely in the noise, while others are busy in loneliness. You'd better not miss two things, the last bus home and the people who love you deeply. Many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, and more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone by mistake. Life is tired, half from survival and half from comparison.
10, I hope people will humiliate me with these three sentences: "Why are you so thin?" "Don't you just have some stinking money?" "It's amazing to have a good husband."
1 1. Most of the malicious words released by girls when they are angry are false. But the boys basically believed it, and they were afraid. The demands made by girls in coquetry are basically true, and boys basically think it is a joke. This kind of behavior is called finding a smoke.
12, "Many people, it is more like a relief for you to leave him. Yes, it really hurts. It hurts. But from the point of view of life, this is to keep yourself alive. Because being with this person will hurt you for life. Left, just injured for a while. So, don't be caught by the wrong person. We should not only find the right person, but also learn to leave the wrong person. It would also be right to leave. "
13, suddenly worried that I won't meet someone I like and like in my life.
14, love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it!
15, there are many things you can't do in this world. The person who believed it suddenly betrayed you for many years, and the friendship suddenly broke down. You just smiled and suddenly cried. Finally, you learned to love the person who loves you very much, not anymore. Finally, you learned to cherish the person who regards you as a treasure. You have completely left your world, and you have no choice but to be strong when you are desperate.
16, don't appear, don't disturb, it's the last way I love you.
17, don't doubt, don't think, don't care, don't be sad, don't shed tears, don't envy, don't be jealous, don't complicate things.
18, I hope we can see our old friends again after many years and be envied and say, "You are still together."
19, what should come will come sooner or later. Love those who want to love, and none of us can win the race against time. Face everything calmly and indifferently. When you meet someone you like, you should cherish the fate. Whether it is a passer-by in life or a long-term confidant, it is a beautiful memory of life. It's rare to have a few real friends in the crowd. Please don't care about this feeling and cherish the people in front of you.
20. You are lonely because you want someone to care and don't want to be disturbed too much.
2 1, the world is too big to meet you, and the world is too small to lose you.
I still know you after separation, but I don't want to see you again. You have a good life, I won't bless you; I won't laugh at you if your life is bad. Because we are strangers from now on, your world no longer has me, my world no longer has you, and I can no longer cherish you. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.
23. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible for someone around you to accompany you and spoil you all the time. Learn to love yourself.
24. Many times, when we make ourselves better, the problems that bother you will naturally be solved. So, don't focus on those useless things that can't be solved for the time being, focus on how to make yourself better and take a longer view. When you are strong, everything will naturally change.
When you learn to give up, you can bear all the disappointments and lies. I can give up everything. What can you do with me?
26. People live to live better than yesterday, even better; Love is happier and happier than yesterday.
27, because of fear of losing, so blindly accommodating, it turns out that this is the most humble way to retain.
28. I have seen many people clearly, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.
29. Sometimes, you can't help being oversensitive. If you have more eyes, many small things will be allergic, so if others look at you more, you will feel that they are hostile to you; Look at you less. You think he snubbed you on purpose. People who are overly sensitive are doomed to have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of thoughts and can't move. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more.
30, tired, is often hovering between persistence and giving up, indecisive. The trouble is that you have a good memory. What should be remembered and what should not be remembered will remain in memory. Pursuit, there will be disappointment; There is trouble when you are alive. Giving up is not indecision, but a calm and indifferent attitude. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. The unhappiest people in this world are those who think too much.
3 1. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily and cry if you want. Love when it is time to love. There is no need to suppress yourself.
Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart. Take the same street and return to two worlds. Who takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence. I don't want to dwell on the past, worry about missing, and humble myself for you. Maybe, without you, I will get more. Letting go is the best relief.
Nothing can save you at once, just as nothing can crush you at once. You can't expect a stimulus to change you smoothly, nor can you expect time to save you. Time can't save you, it will only lead people forward, and only you can correct your direction. You must absorb a little more stimulation every day until it becomes your habit. After all, if you don't walk a little more today, you will have to run tomorrow.
There are too many talented people in this world. The limit you think is only the starting point for others. Therefore, only by continuous progress can we not lose face. People can not go to school, but they must study, really.
35. I didn't know sweet words, but I was accompanied by you. Now I have a glib tongue, but I am alone.
36. Thanks to the distance, it makes the fragile relationship break down and the solid relationship become better.
37. When two people are together, harmony is very important. The so-called matching does not necessarily mean material things, but that two people have similar growth experiences and similar outlook on life and values, and can walk side by side for similar goals. When you speak, you always have to explain for a long time, or you can't say it at all. It's disgusting. It's really important to be able to talk.
38. Those feelings that I miss, can't bear to part with, and can't let go will eventually be diluted by time. Now, may you and I be safe.
39. Many things in the world are actually just lies sown by time, but we are willing to persist in a lie and even recall our life.
40. Over the years, you have been closest to me and farthest from me. Later, I finally realized that all joys and sorrows are my own ashes.
Editor's note: Time is really good, so that the pain is no longer painful, so that I can't let go ... I can see everything clearly. Only occasionally I will be in a daze, I will think of it inadvertently, and I will burst into tears ... but I have accepted the fact that you have passed away with time.
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