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A distant sister
Let's talk about my sister first. She is a long-distance married person. It is far enough to marry from Guangxi to Henan.
Before my sister got married, I had a dream that my sister married across the river. I cried badly and woke up. Then I always remember that my sister and brother-in-law got married naturally Looking back, I didn't think I would have the ability to predict the future.
From fighting when I was a child to looking for each other when I grew up, it seems that this is a process that every family has. I think my sister is the best, the most beautiful and the gentlest.
Speaking of routines, my sister and brother-in-law met in Guangdong. In the same factory, my sister is on the assembly line and my brother-in-law is in the logistics department. Later, when I met her, I began to pursue my sister. At that time, my sister lived with me. I went to Guangdong to find my sister, because my sister is in Guangdong. I've heard of them occasionally, and the three of them have been shopping together several times. It seems that there is no such thing as a gift to me, so they have a good relationship. To tell the truth, they were still young at that time, and they didn't know if their future life would be.
Later, my mother said that the brother-in-law next door opened a maintenance company and asked him to come back to Guangxi to learn technology from him. It is better to have a technology to maintain his life. On second thought, they can really do it. So with me, the three of us returned to Guangxi from Guangdong. I remember just returning to Guangxi and renting a house to the top floor. It's called heat in summer. Sleeping in bed, the wind from the fan is warm. I can't forget this sultry feeling until now.
Later, my brother-in-law went out to learn technology from my brother-in-law, and my sister took orders from my brother-in-law's company. So two years passed. Later, my mother said that it was only a matter of time before she got married if she was sure it was this person. Later, she asked her mother how she agreed to let them be together. My mother said that she didn't expect to be so sad after being married for so long, and my sister's attitude was that he would be recognized. If she had known it would take so long to meet again, she should have said that a year later, my brother-in-law asked him to go home to develop (he meant that he would eventually go back to Henan to develop, otherwise he would be laughed at by fellow villagers from other provinces, like coming to the door), but my sister didn't agree, so they lived separately.
After my brother-in-law went back, because my sister didn't go to work, she also went to Henan under the pressure of life.
My brother-in-law is a child, and he doesn't feel grown up, but he is really good to my sister.
They were crying and laughing in Henan. They are happy when they laugh, but they are doubled when they cry. Because it's too far away, she can't hug her when she is sad. I am afraid of all kinds of grievances.
Summarize my brother-in-law's routine, get to know him first, then come to my sister's city, stay for five or six years, and then cook raw rice into mature rice. My sister can only take the children back, then cook frogs in warm water and get used to eating steamed bread. Success!
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