An interesting morning copy

1. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. Scientific research has found that the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.

2. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face is willing to live up to it and spoil it?

3. Among the two rebirth options of "beautiful poor" and "ugly rich", most people decisively choose the option of "ugly poor".

4. Downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."

At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him delay paying the bill and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay for it!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

6. Today, I was crowded to work by bus, only to hear an uncle say, "We are in no hurry, let the young people go first, they are in a hurry to go to work." At that time, I thought my uncle was so handsome, and then he said, "No matter how late you go, there are seats available."

7. Rich people say that they are busy and tired and would rather earn less money. I mean, is there anything more tiring than taking a million buses?

8. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

9. My husband turns off the lights at night. I want to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, honey, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: Stop pretending! I remember the last time I went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, which was like taking a trip to the country!

10. Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so I order a snack every time I go to bed late to make up for it.

1 1. When I went to the movies today, the girl sitting next to me always cried in front! I couldn't help slapping her, and she immediately said, "Lying in the trough, the effect is so realistic that I feel punched."

12. Drive along the expressway. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" Next to the buddy, a weak question: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?

13. What did you say at last? ""Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live. "

14. Last night, when I was studying by myself, I suddenly heard the seniors in our class say, "I have finished such a difficult physics paper, and I want to make a chemistry paper to reward myself."

15. A shy boy asked a girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off, and the boy asked with a sad face: Can't the head be flat?

16. From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative is consistent.

17. In the past, letters from horses and chariots were slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

18. When I was fifteen, I had a younger brother. At that time, I asked my father: Why do you want to have a second child after so many years? Dad pondered for a while and said, just like playing games, it's useless to practice tuba, so you can only practice a trumpet.

19. Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and I am a joke book.

20. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

2 1. Psychological suggestion is very important to lose weight. If you shout "I lost weight, I lost weight!" to the mirror ten times every morning. As long as you persist for a week, the mirror will think you are particularly shameless.

22. Life is not only now, but also includes poems that need to recite the full text and distant places where you have to enter a verification code to grab tickets in order to sit in a hard seat.

You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful!

24. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needles, eyes wide open, nose pads, fat fillings, and risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, boss, one more!