What is the funny relationship between the World Cup team and the college entrance examination?

This one is better than the one upstairs ~ ~

The experience of the South African team tells us that even if the college entrance examination is located in your home, you may not be on the same line.

The experience of the French team tells us that never let the backyard catch fire during the college entrance examination.

The experience of the Italian team tells us that even if you are the top candidate in the college entrance examination, you may not be able to take the exam again after rereading for four years.

The experience of the Australian team tells us that, like other people's scores, you may not be on the same line (depending on where you are a candidate).

The experience of the Argentine team tells us that students who are generally recognized as poor teachers can still get online easily.

The experience of the Greek team tells us that the champion of the senior high school entrance examination may not be able to get on a line and sleep on his grades.

The experience of Cameroon team tells us that the incentive of "give you a watch and do well in the exam" is effective, but the strength is the most important.

The experience of the North Korean team tells us that people who always say "I will be admitted to Tsinghua Peking University" before the exam often fail to pass three exams.

The experience of the Spanish team tells us that failing the first exam is not the end of the world, and doing well in the last few exams will get you on the key line.

The experience of the German team tells us that sometimes invigilation will make you collapse, and sometimes it will make you taste the sweetness. See if you can hold it.

The experience of the Portuguese team tells us that sometimes you have to rely on the subjects you are good at to get high marks.

The experience of the Ivory Coast team tells us that sometimes the order of examination subjects is really important.

The experience of the Slovak team tells us that the college entrance examination is hard and cruel, so we must stick to it and do every question well.

The experience of the New Zealand team tells us that the education level in some areas is really not high and needs everyone's support.

The experience of the South Korean team tells us that people who used to get high marks by cheating actually have the strength to go online, but everyone will remember your cheating.

The experience of the Japanese team tells us that sometimes it is a good idea to give up the process and write the answer directly.

The experience of the American team tells us that if you keep thinking, maybe you can decide whether to go online a few minutes before handing in the paper.

The experience of the Serbian team tells us that if you are careless in the exam, you will only do difficult questions, but you will not be able to do simple questions.

The experience of the Slovenian team tells us that the college entrance examination depends on ourselves and we can't expect others to fail.

British experience tells us that the college entrance examination is overwhelming, and only a few points are needed to get the general 2 1 1.

Brazil's experience tells us that candidates should review step by step and be good at catching the loopholes in the invigilator's exam (not recommended).

The experience of Nigeria tells us that the vast majority of invigilators still can't tolerate things that undermine the discipline of the examination room.

Chile's experience tells us that even if you can't do a problem, as long as others can't, you can still get on the key line.

The experience of Switzerland tells us that it is not safe to get full marks in the most difficult subjects.

The experience of China team tells us that people who don't study hard don't even have a chance to take the college entrance examination!

The experience of the Australian team tells us that, like other people's scores, you may not be in the last book; The experience of C? te d 'Ivoire tells us that sometimes the order of examination subjects is really important; British experience tells us that the invigilator said that you got 0, even if you copied the standard answer, it would be useless; The experience of Argentina tells us that you always behave well, even if you cheat occasionally, the invigilator will not pay attention to it. ...

More and more fans suspect that this invigilator named FIFA is manipulating the "World Cup College Entrance Examination". According to this conspiracy theory, which classmates will be sent to the next semi-finals?

Back in those days, Uruguayan classmates had money at home, and the first college entrance examination champion of the World Cup was born. Unfortunately, the land was later divided by local tyrants, and the poor middle peasants turned over as masters, and Uruguay's home was completely destroyed. For 40 years, 40 years, their family has never even had a "college student (top four)". FIFA is a bit dark, more or less sympathetic. Xiao Wu, a self-improvement classmate, really wants to take care of you this time.

The headache is that Uruguay's family is not good, but Ghana's classmates deserve more sympathy. For generations, Ghanaian families have endured hardships. It is not easy for a child to be admitted to the "top eight" high school for the first time this year. When considering the problems of Uruguay and Ghana, there is a special situation that deserves special attention: this year's World Cup was held in Africa for the first time, but this village suffered a disaster. South Africa, C? te d 'Ivoire, Nigeria and Cameroon have all become out-of-school children, and Ghana is the only child left in the village. Don't give some preferential policies, be careful of villagers' petitions!

Possibility of walking: Ghana

When you can hold more-

Dutch classmate PK Brazilian classmate

Under normal circumstances, the image of class cadres in the eyes of students is not very good-when the class teacher and teacher don't know how smart they are, they turn their heads and bully others. What are you pretending? Students have always dreamed that one day they can show their true colors and then … become class cadres themselves!

Brazilian students are monitor every year. Many people like him and praise him as a good boy. With the impression he left on FIFA teachers, it is natural to leave one for him to walk in the top four this year. It's just that it seems that Dutch students are very active recently. Holland has always been very talented in learning. He was too arrogant before and was beaten a lot. This year, he suddenly woke up and learned to play utilitarian football in a low-key way, so he just became the group leader of Group E ... In order to encourage Dutch students, it seems necessary to let him enter the top four.

Generally speaking, the reason for going to Brazil is certainly more sufficient. However, the semi-finals are in the first line. The next World Cup will be held in Brazil. Should Brazil take the top spot in Tsinghua next time and leave the opportunity to the Netherlands this time?

Possibility of walking: Brazil

When the lovely meets the cuter-

German classmate PK Argentina classmate

Apart from Loew's habit of picking nose excrement occasionally, this German boy looks clean and attractive at first sight, which is much better than those British students who only pretend to be big-name lovers. So in the final selection, it was clear that the scores of the two were almost the same, but the invigilator said that the English exam was peeked and drove the latter out of the examination room.

In contrast, Argentina is cuter. Heading first fouled Nigeria,

FIFA has done a lot for offside goals from South Korea and Mexico ... put melon seeds in Argentina's pocket and throw some candy.

Two children who took advantage bumped into each other. Who should we choose? Diego Diego Maradona took an active part in extracurricular activities, with Argentine plus 1 point; The semi-final needs a heavyweight dialogue between South America and Europe, with Argentina adding one point; More importantly, Germany lacks appealing big-name stars. Now that Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney have left, if Messi also leaves early, the value of the World Cup will at least be halved. So unless there is a major accident, FIFA will be more inclined to Argentina from the perspective of its own wallet.

Possibility of walking: Argentina

At school, Paraguayan students have always been filial children, and their academic performance is very stable. They often qualify for the group competition, but they are never top. When classmates fight, Paraguay is also used to holding its head and letting others beat it up. When people are tired of fighting, it is ok to make a surprise attack on themselves.

Supposedly, it is not impossible for such a sincere child to go once. But Paraguay's talk about FIFA is so dull that even the fans who watched their match with Japan don't want to look at him again. It's a gorgeous Spanish attack, even hitting people is so pleasing to the eye.

In addition, FIFA should also talk about the overall situation. If the Netherlands and Germany really fall, Europe will keep the flame of revolution anyway. Therefore, even if you never see the amazing Paraguay "mobile phone case" again, the final number of walks must be left to Spain first.

Possibility of walking: Spain

African ticket warehouse

= 1 walk;

European base camp

= 1 ~ 1.5 Go;

South America back garden

= 1.5 ~ 2 Go;

Africa+Europe+South America

= 4 walks

= walk Blatter to be re-elected as FIFA president.

Calculation completed!

Teacher FIFA threw down the chalk, clapped his hands with satisfaction and left.