Humorous reasons for WeChat to ask for a red envelope 19 funny sentences

1, the good-looking person has given me a red envelope, and the ugly one is still hesitating.

2. The Spring Festival has arrived, and the blessings have been sent; The whole family will arrive, and the greetings have already arrived first; I haven't received the red envelope yet. ...

Is there no bigger red envelope between us except Happy New Year's Eve?

I will tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more, love me more and take care of me more. Also, the most important thing is to send me more red envelopes!

5.o Singing: Moon C Singing: Look, look, the moon's face is secretly changing. D sings: Half a moon climbs up, yeah, climb up.

6. Please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes during this time!

7. I will go to Nanchong next month. Would you like to introduce the local hot pot?

8. Is there no red envelope between us except Happy New Year?

9. There are two people who want to know you today. I thought they were both fine, so I gave them your mobile phone number. They should come to see you tomorrow. Remember, their names are Mid-Autumn Festival and Happy!

10, it is better to mow the grass at noon than to rob money. Love crazy six, grab the whole morning. Grab the morning and grab the afternoon. When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars! Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

1 1, when you are carrying Samsung and Apple in the city, you can know that some children can't afford to use mobile phones, and even if they have mobile phones, they can't afford to pay the phone bill, so they are on the verge of downtime! To 187

12, people who love me will pay 13. 14 yuan, people who think they are good people will pay 52.52 yuan, and people who love me the most will pay 99.99 yuan. Forget about people who don't want to talk to me.

13, no red envelope, talk about New Year's greetings.

14, why can't I send a red envelope on WeChat suddenly! ! Send me one to see if the phone is broken! ! ! Quite urgent! ! ! Wait online! !

15, your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely swallowed you up with my initial desire. I pouted and said, this moon cake is really delicious.

16, I wronged you in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!

17, it's really hard to reach you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet, but I learned to be invisible first. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

18, hold back, please humiliate me with a red envelope. If you don't hate tonight, will you promise me?

19, I just want to say that it's so cold today. Let's see if any kind people give me a red envelope and let me buy a hot dog to eat. One yuan is also love, you can send it or not.

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