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Why does the honey badger provoke the lion?

First of all, you are wrong. Honey badgers generally don't provoke lions, but they are not timid.

This is mainly due to the honey badger's self-protection ability and fighting talent.

Passive skills: thick skin, and the body can rotate under the skin and bite the opponent.

Active skills: fart, the disgusting kind. I haven't smelled it. Anyway, the lions said they couldn't stand it.

Also, as a fighting race in the animal kingdom, it claims to be either fighting or on the way to fighting. Simply put, it is aggression. Even in the face of the lion at the top of the food chain, I dare to fight back if you shout. You know, the honey badger has been listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as "the most fearless animal in the world" for several years. To be honest, it's a bit silly. Be reasonable, you will have a thick skin and a small head, so you will beat less meat. Otherwise, you will doubt life.

There is also a grudge. If there is no threat to my life, I will always think about revenge.

Very witty, very talented in fighting. In the face of lions, cheetahs and hunting dogs, honey badger can't be beaten, but it is also difficult to be killed. If the other party is not careful, it will be bitten to the testicles and complete the anti-killing. It is said that facing Bell at the top of the food chain, he chased a honey badger for six hours in a row, and finally won by human strength and intelligence.

With the above talents and skills, there are almost no natural enemies.

Finally, add a catchword:

? Flat head, white hair, silver cloak, all his life. Wolves, tigers and leopards are not afraid, but they dare not go to Guangdong.