Eight two-part allegorical sayings, five famous sayings, 1 joke.

Sell both cloth and salt-mind your leisure (salt) affairs.

Clear mouth when drinking soup-shameless and dirty

Disclaimer-shameless person

Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor farted-with air.

Moldy grapes-full of bad water

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-terrible.

Draw a bow in a cemetery-shoot a ghost.

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Driving without a whip-by flattery.

Coffin shop business-life and death money.

Kidnapper in hospital-self-treatment (foot)

Gecko pulls the curtains.

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Hold out a small hand

Children born on the plane-high school students

Monks chanting-menstruation

Lift the coffin and take off your pants-it's impolite.

Playing pole vault in the toilet-too much (shit)

Light a lamp in the toilet-death (shit)

Set off firecrackers in the toilet-shock shit (excitement)

Dragon king farts-air.

Reach for the coffin-death costs money.

Eating iron bars covered with aluminum-actually weaving it from a basket.

The old lady touched the switch-full of energy.

Bastard's ass has boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

Asshole code

Turtles stand upside down-there are rules on it (referring to the rules of superiors coming down)

There is a little bastard standing on the tortoise-there are new rules on it.

Turtle somersault-one rule after another

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Talking and telling stories on the plane-empty talk

Give you three colors-you run a dye house.

Full of gold teeth-your mouth is a lie (yellow)

The blind talk-you talk nonsense.

Blind people wear glasses-you pretend to be better than.

Throw a bomb in the toilet-you have aroused public outrage (dung)

Blind people learn to embroider-you show off blindly.

Giving birth is not giving birth-it's scary.

Turtles eat watermelons-roll and crawl.

Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.

Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end

Dung beetles is lying on the road-load the car!

Toads have no hair-follow the roots.

Scallion and pig nose-pretending to be an elephant

The rice is undercooked and stuffy.

Two bulls fight-a real (profitable) bull race

Touch the yellow mud in your crotch-it's not death (shit) but death (shit)

Look at the sky with your ass up-blind as a bat

Belly fart-how do you ring (think)

Fart in the spittoon-I can't forget it.

80-year-old virgin-anti-Japanese to the end.

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.

Boil a ball in a paste pot-you're still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

Old pride is like a peacock-romantic.

Pancake fruit is poisonous-don't do that.

Toad with a small hand on his back-the local leader of Lengchong

Toad crossing the street-you were still swishing when you refueled the camouflage jeep.

A feathered toad-an exotic bird.

Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.

Toad yawns-takes a big breath.

Please enjoy the classic two-part allegorical saying:

A

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Divide Arabic numerals into eight characters-zero to zero (0: 0)

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

(Metaphorically, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, competition, and advantages and disadvantages. )

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

An Shi Rebellion ——4 children's jokes, 4 love jokes, 4 judges, policemen and thieves, and 4 hospital jokes.

No matter what you do, you should first think of the happiness of others. It's Superman. It is human nature to think of your own happiness first. It is a fool who makes others unhappy and himself unhappy.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

B

Grade 8 workers worship their masters-strive for perfection-learn to play at the age of 80-out of breath

The moon on August 15th-aboveboard.

Eat persimmons in the middle of the night-pick soft ones.

Fire in the middle of the night-a blockbuster

Embrace charcoal, kiss and touch your nose.

Jump into the well with the gold ingot in your arms-put down your life, not money.

Boil Huang Lian with rock sugar-share joys and sorrows.

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Cook jiaozi in a teapot-it won't pour out.

Tear down the ruined temple-there is no God.

Brick out of the kiln-finalized

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

D

The big girl is sitting in a sedan chair-the first time.

I'm sitting in the classroom-I want five cups and six cups.

Cannons fight sparrows-not enough capital

Longwang Temple was flooded-disowning one's family.

Walking on the tip of a knife-mystery

Sharpen the knife in your stomach.-That was close.

Knocking in the stomach-fluttering in my heart

E

2 1 day without chicken-bad guy

F

Moths in the fire-self-destruction

Play the flute on the plane-sing high-profile

Blowing the horn on the plane-empty sound (thinking)

The lights on the plane-great

Hang a pocket on the plane-pretend to be crazy.

Hang a thermos bottle on the plane-a goblet (flat)

Dreaming on the plane.-God knows

G

Rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

A newly hatched chicken-hard mouth and soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified.

Dogs eat mice-mind your own business.

Dogs drive ducks-croak

A dog has horns on its head-pretend to be a sheep.

The dog opened the curtain with one mouth.

Dogs bite mice-mind your own business.

Selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head-different inside and outside

H

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness

Hold the ice in your arms-chilling

Blowing the trumpet under the tree of Coptis chinensis-having fun in pain

The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken-the train doesn't whistle-and it's quite loud.

J

Picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelon-greedy for small and losing big

Jiang Taigong went fishing-who wants to take the bait?

Myopia sees the moon-what a big star.

Rowing in the well-the future is not great.

K

Don't shoot an arrow before opening the bow.

Confucius moved-net book (lost)

Nail in the pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

L

The pulled donkey broke its sleeve and it was idling.

Lost violin songbook-no music score

The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long

Tigers fight-can't stop it.

The tiger missed the pearl-crocodile tears

Tiger Pulling a Car-Who Will Drive (Dare)

Tiger butt-untouchable

Hair plucking on the tiger's head-I don't know how miserable it is.

A tiger slapped a fly on its head-how dare you!

Tooth extraction-seeking death

The younger brother-Lao Shi (Shi)

The old cow chased the rabbit-you can't make it strong.

The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.

The mouse bites the plate-it's all porcelain-the mouse meets the cat-which is inevitable.

The mouse jumped into the chaff bin-it was empty and joyful.

The mouse got into the bellows-both ends suffered indignities.

The mouse got into the book box and spoke like a book.

Liangshan brothers-no discord, no concord

Lin Daiyu entered the Jia family-carefully.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Liu Bei threw a bucket-to buy people's hearts

Liu Bei's Bride-Creating a False Reality

Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-scaring people with tears.

Granny Liu entered the Grand View Garden-lost in thought.

The dragon king jumped into the sea-went home.

Deaf ear-decoration

Lu became a monk-without any worries.

Crossing the river by touching the beard-too modest

M

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Camels in a camel herd-a higher rank

Ma Su fought-exaggeration.

Ponytails as strings-not worth playing (talk)

Selling bean sprouts without scales-scratching at random

Blind people go to the streets-they are arrogant.

Cats eat mice-a natural tool.

The cat cries the mouse-the donkey and the cow stand together and pretend sympathy-and open your face when you do it.

The stone in the pit-smelly and hard.

Take medicine without illness-ask for it.

Seeing Peony in a Dream —— A Beautiful Dream

There was a fire in the temple-I panicked.

Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it.

ordinary

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

P

Judge's daughter-ghost girl

Grease the ball to make it round and smooth.

Q

Seven know six nothing.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Qin Qiong sells horses.-No way.

Qin Shihuang destroyed six countries-unified the whole country

Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days

rare

Ants on hot bricks-running around

Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

S

Sorghum in Autumn-Lao Laihong

Looking forward to the bright moon for thirty nights-there is no hope.

Walking on the beach-one step at a time

The first winding moon-two tips (traitors) don't wear shoes with awls-the needle (really) works.

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

Dung beetles can move.-fuck off.

Dung beetles go to restaurants-smelly and delicate.

The birthday girl takes the pipa-the old tune often hangs.

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows it.

Song Jiang's Strategist-Wu Yong

Open a shop in Sun Erniang-no admittance.

Monkey Sun is wearing an undershirt-it's half a man.

The Monkey King made a scene in heaven-panicked.

The Monkey King's golden hoop-big and small.

The Monkey King somersaults-108,000 Li.

When the Monkey King meets the Tathagata, it is difficult to control the law.

The Monkey King heard the golden hoop curse-a headache.

T

Stolen gongs and drums-can't beat them.

Find pimples in your hair-find faults (faults)

Light a lamp on your head-great.

Lice on the bald head-obviously

Rabbits pull carts-jump, jump

The rabbit's tail-it can't grow legs and has a kettle tied to its stomach-is relatively high.

Camels go up the mountain-money is tight.

W

Nephew plays lanterns-take care of uncle (old)

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Mosquito yawns-what a big breath.

It's the tortoise's treat-it's full of turtles.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Wu Dalang flies a kite-he can't shoot it well.

X

Nail your palms to your knees-it's too far from your hooves (problem)

A blind man lit a lamp that wasted wax.

Blind people are wandering in the street-they are arrogant.

Blind people know the needle-they can't see it.

Onion mixed with tofu-one green (transparent) and two white.

The young monk chanted the scriptures-he had a careless mouth.

Little Misgunus Jumped over the Dragon Gate-Dreaming of Jackie Chan

The boy hit Lao Tzu-hang it all!

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

Xu Beihong's Horse-Beautiful but Useless

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Y

The dumb was beaten-the pain is beyond words.

The dumb eat coptis-if there is suffering, the dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

Dumb people pick up gold-unspeakable happiness

The terrifying put up a notice-nonsense.

Ye Gong likes dragons-duplicity.

Eat lotus root with chopsticks-be picky about food.

Water in a fish's mouth-something goes in and something comes out.

The moon follows the sun.-sorry.

Z

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle, and his eyes are small.

Zhang Fei sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

Zhang Fei meets Li Kui JY-Black to Black.

Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Sesame fell into the eye of a needle-what a coincidence!

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it.

Zhou Yu died-I was so angry.

Pig and Pig Drink Sharpening Water-Internal Rust (Show)

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pigs with onions in their noses-Pretending to be elephants

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve

Oil the awl-it's sharp and slippery.

Whistle at night-be brave.

Be a monk for a day and hit the bell for a day-muddle along.

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence.

Blind man pulls bellows

Blind people peel garlic-nonsense.

Blind people learn embroidery-blind people bluff

Blind people go to the streets-they are arrogant.

The blind lead the way for the blind-nonsense

A blind man riding a blind horse-trespassing.

Needles hidden in ink are hard to find.

Cuttlefish intestines and puffer fish liver-black is poisonous

Monks in the temple-no attachments

The last mud is like people, but no one smells it.

Bullshit in the temple-Grandpa Xun is here.

The Buddha in the temple-as blind as a bat.

Horses in the temple.-not surprising.

The bell in the temple-the sound is empty in the stomach.

Jasmine for camels.-How much is it?

Rotten wax gourd-full of bad water

Rotten lotus root-bad heart

The bee's ass has a prickly head

Bee's eyes-protruding

Bees nest hole

Bees sting-* urgent

Bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy

Coal enters the water-it can't be washed away for a lifetime.

"Black Heart"-A Man with a Face Pinched by Coal

Coal shop owner-making black-hearted money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to talk.

The fire on the eyebrows-red eyes

Set off firecrackers on your eyebrows-disaster is just around the corner.

I can't put my face down with a ladder on my eyebrows.

Scratch your eyebrows and beard-regardless of priority

Fear hangs on the brow-suffering is just around the corner.

Swing on your eyebrows-mysterious

Pinch the lice on your eyebrows-blink (lice)

Grinding and sleeping turn one after another.

Push the porridge into your eyes-play dumb

Sister posted couplets-neck and neck

Xiang Mei became sworn brothers-all slaves.

Dream dinner-greed

See Huanglian in my dream-I will suffer.

Dreaming of my daughter-in-law-it's beautiful.

Sparrows marry women-blow and fight.

Sparrows drink river water-they can't do it.

Sparrows move.-What happened to Qingqing?

Sparrows fly into the photo studio-it's easier to meet than to talk.

The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big, the shelf is not small-the sparrow flies to the sugar pile-it is empty and joyful.

The sparrow's stomach is narrow-minded

Sparrows fall into pots-paste their mouths.

Sparrows have a meeting-discuss it carefully

The sparrow landed on the archway-not big, and the shelf was not small.

The sparrow flew into the sea-it didn't land.

Sparrows are bulging-what a rage!

The sparrow flew into the sea-it didn't land.

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Embroidering linen-in vain

Hemp bags make robes-not this material.

The flax is in the water-the lemon is still wet.

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope-there is a wrong wire.

Tofu tied with hemp rope-I can't lift it.

Hemp rope with embroidery needle-can't pass.

Hanging eggs with hemp rope-empty at both ends

Hemp rope with tofu-I can't lift it.

Pull the light on the hemp rope-the route is wrong.

In the sack *-I don't know black and white.

Embroidery on sacks-each generation (bag) is worse than the next.

Embroidery in sacks-the foundation is not good

Fried tofu with sesame oil-it costs a lot of money to pierce a needle-not bad.

Liu Ma Shujieban-not a serious material.

Use hemp stalks as scales-no one is allowed to farm.

Twisted and brittle ghost

Seal the boat in the water-opening your mouth is a curse.

Sealed Ship Launching-Go with the Flow

Cat chanting-pretending to be a good person

The mouse in the cat's mouth-there is nothing left.

A cat suddenly bit a tiger.

The cat's paw reached into the fish tank-trying to catch it.

The cat in the tiger-great

Cats are bold in their bellies-they can't be fierce.

Owls catch mice-doing good deeds is discredited.

The owl is barking.

The cat quietly guarded the mouse hole.

The cat was overtaken by the tiger-thanks to saving a hand.

Cats playing with mice-coaxing to play.

Cats don't eat dead mice-fake sven

A mouse in a cat's mouth-you can't run away.

Cats catch mice, dogs watch the door-a responsibility.

Bake sesame cakes with strong fire-you can't produce good goods.

Cotton ears-can't stand blowing

Cotton for walnuts-eat hard cotton instead of soft cotton-soft and strong.

Cotton is on fire-it's hopeless.

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile-there is no landing.

Planting sesame seeds in cotton fields-kill two birds with one stone

Cotton ear-soft root

Cotton blocked my nose, suffocating.

Mianjuan asked Gong-nobody answered.

Cotton mallet drum-no sound

Cotton yarn leads the donkey-unreliable

Cotton trousers have no legs-they are half cold.

Replace the cotton-padded jacket with a fur jacket-the better.

Matchmaker praises leap girl-hype.

Matchmaker's advice-just pick the good words

The matchmaker got lost-that's all.

The matchmaker praised the girl-like a fairy.

Cross the river by feeling the stones-be sure.

Touch lighting entertainment-slick

Hit dozens of mice in the dark-hit a wall everywhere

Blindfolded ghosts-not the right way.

Fart under the quilt-take it all (poison)

Blindfold grinding-wandering around

Bean dregs in steamed bread-people don't cry roast meat.

Pockmarked is not called pockmarked-it's a lie.

Asako has the final say-there are many ideas …

Pockmarked knocks at the door-it's home that deceives people.

Pockmarked face-many shortcomings

Nails in sacks-outcrops

The water chestnut in the sack-stubbornly drilled out

Hemp bags make robes-not this material.

Hemp bag embroidery-poor foundation

Cannabis stem bridging-quite impressive

Bridge with hemp pole-sadness

Although the sparrow is small, it has great courage.

Sparrows follow the pattern-they stayed up all night for nothing.

Dip the hemp rope in water-tighten it.

Mano Shu Jie ban-not serious material

Hit the tiger with a hemp pole-it's neither painful nor itchy.

Asako takes pictures ... and looks ugly.

Ride a horse and study.-we'll see.

Ma Daha is an accountant. It's all a mess

Coffee in Malaysia-Interesting

Ma Shao hits the edge of the pot-it often happens.

Bite the cow's mouth and shell

This road is not called the road of justice.

(1) metaphor justice. ② Fair and reasonable. ) Horsetail Bati Tofu-Can't string together

The wasp crossed the river with (harmful) poison

The wasp stung the bald man-there was no cover.

Flies in the manger-making a living

Look at the scenery through a telescope-right in front of you.

Fish in the net, bird in the cage-you can't get away.

Looking at peony on the platform on the way home-being a ghost is also romantic.

Watching the wind and catching the shadows-nothing. )

The lion on the mast-eating in the sky

Roadside phlegm-everyone's beer

Hornet needle, scorpion tail-not to be taunted

Ponytails as strings-not worth talking about (playing)

Horse fight-see the topic (hoof)

Horse-drawn unicycle-just turn it over.

Monday morning quarterback-it's too late.

Twist the rope with a ponytail-it doesn't work.

Ponytail with ponytail-I'll kick if you kick, and I'll hit if you hit.

Flies in a horse spoon-making a living.

This horse is pulling its hind legs-try to be brave.

A hornet's nest-don't poke it

Ants carry snails-pretend to be big heads.

The ant's mouth grinds the plate-the strength of the ant's mouth to climb the broom-all roads are roads.

Ants are kept in cages. There are many doors in the cages.

Ants can talk.

Ants pee on books-there aren't many words.

Ants move millstones-in vain

The ant stabbed him in the neck-not a bleeding spool.

Ants drag mice-the mind is helpless.

Ants can move-everyone can talk.

The ants picked up the bugs-they all worked hard.

Ants carrying mantis-shouldering heavy responsibilities

The ant cut a knife on the head-there was no flesh and blood.

Ants eat fireflies-glow in their bellies.

Ants wear chaff-how cheeky!

Ants moved to Mount Tai-they are cruel.

Ants carry trees instead of measuring themselves.

Ants wear hats on their heads-button them at will.

Ants meet chickens-what bad luck!

The grasshopper on the bean shelf-scaring people with a big shelf

Grasshoppers carry bricks-they can't carry them.

Grasshoppers fighting cocks-that's too much.

Grasshoppers sneeze-they smell like grass.

The grasshopper is on the bean rack-the little thing scares the grasshopper's body with a big shelf-the wimp.

Leeches see blood-they can't stop biting (staring).

Ants are in the way-you can't overturn a car.

When the ant catches the cow, it has a sharp place-it thinks the cow is going up the hill.

Ants can talk.

Ants move-it's either phoenix or rain.

The grasshopper on the bean rack-a little thing scares people with a big shelf.

Ants look at the sky-I don't know the height.

Ant Climbing Tree-Road Town

Ants drink water-one drop is enough.

Ants go down the pond-I don't know the depth.

Ants enter cells-their own way out.

Buried Mines-Explosives

Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice-well founded.

Buy salted fish and set them free-everything is wrong.

Buy a box of pearls-I don't know the goods

Sell clothes and buy wine to drink-no matter your mouth or body.

Selling a son and recruiting a son-in-law-doing it backwards

Sell the dogskin coat and buy a pair of underwear-it's too short to be seen.

Selling sons and recruiting sons-in-law-screwing around

Selling children and selling women to sing big plays-what contribution does Qing make?

Those who sell water look at the big river-those who sell fried spoons are all money-and they are sure.

Selling rice without promotion-bad intentions (quantity)

Selling fried food is a big loss.

Crabs are sold on the stage-many feet, not much singing.

The skull selling wood was robbed by thieves-a great shame.

Selling pottery pots-you need a set.

The pot seller stumbled-it was a mess.

Shrimp sellers don't have scales-catch the blind (shrimp)

Salt sellers drink boiled water-it's tasteless.

The coffin seller gritted his teeth-he hates people not to die.

The steamed bread seller mixed with lime-noodles don't change color.

Shake the basket of bean sprouts-clean and tidy

Oil sellers don't use salt-they don't care.

Lahu people selling fried dough sticks-You (you) are idle (string)

Selling cattle and hair to marry the dumb-nothing to say.

That's what tofu sellers do-business is not big.

The flower seller says that the flowers are fragrant; The tea seller says that all the dishes are fresh-each has its own set.

Sell ducks in baskets-water (water) eggs

I bought a wheat steamer-I don't steam steamed bread and sell water every day-it's full of money.

Straw blows fire-stingy

The wheat awn poked into the eye-it stung and hurt.

Rub the chaff with a rope-you can't start.

Kowtow in the stubble field-poke your eyes

Straw top door-white effect

The straw is used as a scale, which has no weight and no weight.

Straw blows a few fires-stingy

Take straw as a scale-look at people too lightly.

Look at the people in the straw pile-a subtle perspective

Explosives in wheat straw pile-random shooting

Swallow charcoal-dumb mouth

Qin Gui didn't unload the goods-who hasn't seen Erhualian?

Brush the sky-lake (Hu) cloud

Coptis chinensis-endless suffering

Full of gold teeth-opening your mouth is a lie (yellow)

Full of fruit-only you are red.

A mouse covered in oil got into the fire-there was nothing better.

Blind people blindly play blackjack cards.

Blind people open for a day-nonsense

Talking to the blind-nonsense

Blind people buy horns and blow them one by one.

Blind people play lanterns-don't look at others, blind people wear glasses-for show.

A blind man rides a blind horse.

Cats don't eat fish.

Cats catch mice ... ancestral craft

Cats catch mice, dogs watch the door. A shoemaker should stick to his last.

The cat teaches the tiger-save one hand.

A cat can easily get through a dog hole.

A cat burrows into a mouse hole-you can't get through it.

Cats catch mice-on their own

Owls sing ~ ... in a strange voice.