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What about teammates who encounter pits on the battlefield?
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Type: flight shooting
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Label: tencent games eats chicken and pats FPS.
Not everyone in the game "Jedi Survival Stimulates Battlefield" is a great god. What should I do if I encounter poor skills? Let's look at other people's coping strategies here.
Because my black teammates are addicted to other games, which seriously leads to the decline of Jedi survival skills and poor game experience, I decided to send a long article accusing them of their bad behavior and hope that they will turn over a new leaf.
There are seven friends who play Jedi to survive. I'm going to divide them into two teams. Four people drove black, and as soon as they landed, one fell down. The second time I shrunk the circle, I was left alone. Look at these three people, they don't boast of being good marksmen, nor are they obsessed with all directions. They caught it, and my heart would break. Others pinned their hopes of winning on me, but I fell with two punches. I am sad. I failed to live up to your expectations. I am guilty to the team, to my ancestors and to the world. I can't wait to recall my position as captain. And the four of you, although you stand by and watch, aren't you so bad? Don't think I didn't see it. You four just jumped into the bomb shelter and didn't last five minutes! I advise you to turn out your heart, lungs and intestines, bask in the sun and wash up!
When I first landed, I thought that the biggest enemy of the team was the team that landed in the same place as us, and I destroyed four of them; I thought the team's biggest enemy was the villain who shot the sniper on the hillside. I drive to attract fire to cover your uphill; Just got stuck on the bridge and was called out. After a while, I was left alone. I know more and more clearly now that the biggest enemy of the team is not outside, but among you, in your hearts! You three used to be the pillars of the team. Every time you play other games, your skills will drop by one point. When you are all caught, the team will be finished, and we can't even get into the top ten! Think about it, the guy we just met when we landed had a shotgun and I knocked him down with a pistol. Do you want to be like him in the future I have tried my best, and I always want to say something to you, but there must be a beginning. After thinking about it, there are only four words: play more and practice more! These four words, I dug them out from my heart and from the sea of blood. Remember, from today on, don't sleep without winning once! Think about it, reflect on it, and continue in the future, playing a dozen or twenty times.
Of course, it is lucky to be able to sit together and fight against gangs without quarreling with each other for the final victory. The game experience is the most important thing. Playing a dozen or twenty times is a joke, and the dog's life matters, and the dog's life matters!
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