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Americans, British, Japanese and China discuss their military equipment together, and all boast of their country's powerful military strength. In order to carry forward the spirit of Bushido, the Japanese decided to use an apple head and let the other three people make marksmanship gestures.

The American took a gun, took a step forward 10, turned around and shot the Japanese apple on the head. The American proudly said, "I am a hunter!" "

The Englishman took 20 steps forward with a gun, turned around and shot the Japanese apple on the head. The Englishman proudly said, "I am Bond!" "

China took five steps forward with a gun, and turned to shoot at the Japanese. China proudly said, "I'm sorry!" "