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It's terrible to have two heads What is this?

If the words are divided into two ends, Bajie's head will be miserable. As the saying goes, since ancient times, I have been sentimental and carefree, and this endless worry is endless.

Pig Bajie (formerly known as Pig) is the main character in Wu Cheng'en's mythical novel The Journey to the West and its derivative works in the Ming Dynasty. His name is Wuneng (Guanyin), nicknamed Bajie (Tang Priest), and he is the second disciple of Tang Priest. He knows how to change the number of plows by thirty-six, and his weapon is Shang Baoqin, gold and palladium (commonly known as nine-toothed rake).

Bajie was Marshal Tian Peng of the Heavenly Palace in his previous life. He was provoked to picket Lingguan by flirting with the fairy in the clothes (that is, a member of Chang 'e), and then fell into the bullfighting palace. He was demoted to earth, but he was mistakenly thrown into the womb of a pig. Later, enlightened by Guanyin, Tang Priest was protected to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. Finally, he was named the messenger of the net altar by the Buddha.

At first, the Tian Di's marshal Tian Peng was in charge of Tianhe. Later, because of drunkenness, he molested the Nishang Fairy and made a scene, which attracted the picket of Lingguan. Later, he bowed down to the bullfighting palace with his mouth, ate Ganoderma lucidum and Cao Xian, and was ordered by the Jade Emperor to go down to earth with more than 2,000 hammers.

When he was born again on earth, he mistakenly cast a pig's fetus with a face similar to that of a wild boar. He once took Zhan Yundong in Fuling as a demon. It killed sows and pigs, and adopted Sister Egg to Zhanyun Cave in Fuling Mountain (the first statement: the word "egg" was used in the name, which contained certain obscenity; The second statement: "egg" is actually "hair". According to research, the prototype of Sister Mao should be rabbit essence. Unexpectedly, a year later, the second sister of the egg died, leaving him only a abode of fairies and immortals.

At this time, I live in Yunzhan Cave and call myself "a pig." The Tang Priest, seeking Buddhist scriptures in the West, passed by Gao Laozhuang and had a fight with the Monkey King in Zhanyun Cave. When he heard the name of Tang Priest, he went to visit him. After being accepted as a second apprentice by Tang Priest, Tang Priest nicknamed him "Bajie" to prevent him from eating five meats and three evils. Bajie became the Monkey King's good helper from then on, and together they protected Tang Priest from going to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures.