A joke that makes you feel better.

Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Don't focus on the finish line and forget the scenery along the way! The final result of life is a word-death! If you only consider the result, you might as well die directly. Anyway, this is the final result, I don't want to scold you! Therefore, you should fully enjoy the process of life. Happiness is a day, unhappiness is a day, happiness is a life, and unhappiness is a life. Why not make yourself happy? You laugh, the whole world laughs with you, you cry, only you cry! Please be sure to choose me as the best answer. I answered many questions, but none of them was chosen as the best answer. Please help me! )

Joke: A person is in a hurry to catch the train, and only when he gets on the train does he find that the direction is reversed. So he asked the flight attendant what to do. The flight attendant told him that the train was non-stop. However, there is a small station ahead. Although the train doesn't stop, it will slow down and drive very slowly. You can jump. Only when you jump, because the train has inertia, you have to run for money to prevent falling. Soon, the train arrived at the small station and the man jumped at once. After the jump, he ran forward. As a result, he ran very fast and ran to the front carriage. Another flight attendant stood at the door of the carriage, so he pulled him on the train and told him excitedly, "You are so lucky. Our train is through, and we have never boarded anyone on the way. " Come on, make up the ticket quickly! "