Ask a joke! For the girl who talked for a few days! Good morning, by the way. I want to make her happy today!

After Tang Priest and his disciples used their mobile phones,

It is said that the four of them are on their way to learn from the scriptures. It took too long, and human science and technology developed rapidly. There are mobile base stations everywhere in China. One day, they went to a post station and saw the banner "China moves the Shenzhou card while learning from the scriptures". They couldn't resist the temptation, so they sold the Zijin bowl and bought a mobile phone.

Pig Bajie sent messages to Gao Laozhuang's wife while walking, and at the same time flirted with spider essence and centipede essence.

The Monkey King's hometown is too far away from the mainland, and there is no base station installed. the Monkey King of Huaguoshan can't be contacted, so he is very angry.

Tang's monk usually has nothing to fight, but he keeps a ledger on his mobile phone, with three steamed buns and two pickles. ......

Friar Sand is quite sophisticated. He photographed the scenery with his mobile phone while walking, and then posted his travel notes online. Earn the manuscript fee at the same time. He hasn't gone halfway to learn from the scriptures. He is already a famous travel writer. ......

One day, I came to a small demon cave, and the monster came out to rob me. The Monkey King was in no hurry and didn't even bother to mention the stick. He directly dialed 1 10, and the police brother took the monster away. ......

Three goblins just appeared in the Lion Tuo Cave, and the Monkey King called Tathagata. "Tathagata? Your birds, lions and elephants have all escaped. Go and put them away quickly, or I will call the zoo! Sue you for cruelty to animals! ! "

Tang Priest called Tathagata every day, chattered endlessly, reported the difficulties on the road, and told his men, "Put away your goblins quickly and let Tang Priest go quickly, otherwise complaining once a day will make me sick to death."

White turned into a beautiful woman, carrying a basket full of food, trying to lure the four masters and apprentices into being fooled. The Tang priest, who had been silent, burst out laughing and pointed at the woman and said, "She is a demon!" " The Monkey King asked curiously, "Why does the master have a critical eye?" Tang Priest proudly raised his mobile phone and said, "The camera of my mobile phone has infrared perspective function, and 5,200 silver is not white, hehe."

The ringtone of Tang's monk's mobile phone is a "jackfruit classic", and the alarm clock is the morning bell in his temple that year; The Monkey King's ringtone is "Men should strive for self-improvement", and the alarm clock is the cry of a lark in Huaguoshan that year; Pig Bajie's ringtone is vulgar, "The moon represents my heart", and the alarm clock is shouting "Eat! ! "； Friar Sand's ringtone is an ordinary ringtone, and there is no alarm clock at all-the alarm clocks of the other three people have all rung. Do you still need to set it yourself?

Liu Er's macaque pretended to be the Monkey King, and two monkeys fell from the sky and hit the ground, turning it upside down. Finally, he arrived at the Jade Emperor Temple, and the Jade Emperor ordered him to take a photo with the magic mirror, but he couldn't see it. Two monkeys fly to the Western Heaven. Please come and tell the truth. Tathagata can't tell the truth. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up his mobile phone and dialed a number. The song "Men should strive for self-improvement" comes from one of the monkeys. The Tathagata was furious and pointed to another monkey and said, "Evil barrier! Pretending to be the Monkey King is incomplete. You can't pretend to be the monkey's cell phone number. Take it! " Afterwards, the Monkey King sent a thank-you letter to China Mobile.

Finally arrived in the Buddhist paradise, four people relaxed, even sold their weapons, and each took out his mobile phone and dialed. Tang Priest said to his mobile phone, "Arlene (king of the daughter country), I am in the Western Heaven. Are you free?" If you are free, send a Boeing 747 to pick me up. "the Monkey King said to the mobile phone," monkey, have you signed a contract to export fruit? (Huaguoshan has connected the phone and opened a fruit import and export company) "Friar Sand said to the mobile phone:" Print 300,000 yuan first, and the royalties will be as usual. (Friar Sand is already a well-known writer in China, with both fame and fortune. ) "Pig Bajie said to the mobile phone," Haven't we already jointly contracted Gao Laozhuang and Zhuang Zi? Yes, the party's policy is good. I'm going back to open a pig farm. "