Funny short sentences can make people laugh to death

Funny short sentences that can make people laugh to death:

1. After five minutes of homework, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for two hours.

2. Don’t give up even under the threat of life.

3. Open today, be a happy foodie.

4. Pictures are limited, but happiness is unlimited.

5. There is a kind of sadness called, I reply to you in seconds, and you reply to me in reincarnation.

6. Tell me, what are the benefits of having a girlfriend? If a man marries a man, he will have two houses and two cars.

7. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

8. When I have money in the future, I will send the people I hate to the best mental hospital.

9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for dinner, but I said forget it, it’s not good to add another table.

10. I will never forget you. When I see the garbage on the street, I will think of you.