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Good words and phrases about the house with three buttons

1. The "Three Buttons" House*

The "Three Buttons" House There once was a carpenter, and everyone called him "Three Buttons."

In fact, his real name is probably Giacomo or Napoleon, but everyone has called him "Three Buttons" for a long, long time. It has been so long that he even gave him his real name. Forgot. "Three Buttons" lived in a small village that was extremely poor.

The farmers had no money to ask him to make new furniture. Last year, he only made one table and four chairs for people, and this year, the President only made one bench.

"Do you want me to make a cabinet for you?" the carpenter asked. "Oh, it's too expensive!" "Well, how about making a small box or a clothes hanger?" "What are you doing? What are you putting in the box and hanging on the clothes hanger?" These poor people have all their clothes on.

As a result, our "three-button" carpenter had to decide to leave this place. But no matter which village you go to, you must have a house to live in.

"How can I have the money to rent a house? I'd better build a small house, put wheels on it, and pull it wherever I go. When I have money and marry a wife, I can just It goes to my kids."

Keep your word. He was a good carpenter and was not afraid of the hammer hitting his fingers.

This carpenter is thin and small, and it will be useless to make the house bigger. So he built a very small house, which could only accommodate him alone, plus a hammer and a plane.

As for the saw, you still have to hammer a nail and hang it outside the house. He wrote his name on the house: "Three Buttons."

Finally, install four wheels under the house and a handlebar in front of the house. "Look, look," people said with a smile, "Three Buttons made himself a horse-drawn house."

Everyone laughed at the carpenter, but the carpenter pretended not to hear. He took off his hat, said goodbye to his fellow villagers, and set off.

This little house is very light. When going down the mountain, "Three Buttons" simply sat on the small threshold and let the house roll down the mountain happily. In the evening, "Three Buttons" saw a large green grassland.

"Just spend the night here," he said to himself, "I walked a lot today." He fell asleep as soon as he lay down.

After a while, raindrops pattered on the roof, waking up the carpenter. There was heavy wind and rain all around, and now here and now there, lightning cut through the dark sky like a block of lead.

"It's thundering." Three Buttons thought, but in the midst of the thunder, he suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of the small house.

"Hey, 'Three Buttons', please open the door!" "Who is it?" "Let me in, I'm as wet as a drowned rat!" "Come in if you can. "Three Buttons" said as he opened the door, "I built this house just for myself, but if you can stay there, I'd be really happy for you to come in." "If you can stay there, you can stay there." The next two people."

The bearded old man said and entered the house. Really, he could lie down on the floor. "Look, I'm here too!" "You see.

But who are you?" "It's your uncle Caramello. I've become a lonely old man without even a plate of soup. No one cooked it for me.

Then I thought of you. I went to your village and they said you were gone.

Fortunately, my child. Tell me where you are going, and I will catch up. I saw that you built a new house.

So the situation is not bad? "Sanying Button" agreed.

"Well done, I'm happy for you, but I'm sorry now, I'm terribly sleepy." "Then have a good sleep."

"Three Buttons" said .

But he couldn't sleep, and kept thinking: "Poor old man, he went to bed without eating supper, just like me."

The thunder became louder and louder, and someone knocked on the door again. . "Please open the door, please open the door!" "Who is it?" "A poor woman with three children.

We have no place to hide from the wind and rain." "Three buttons" opened the door .

"Come in if you can. I built this house just for myself, but if you can stay, I'd be really happy for you to come in."

"Stay. If there is room for two people, there will be room for three people. I put the children on my knees.”

Really, this woman and three children entered the house, and the house could accommodate them. "Thank you so much," the woman said, "it's so comfortable here for you!" "Excuse me, where are you going when it's so windy and rainy?" "Just leave when you see the road," the woman cried, "I My husband died, leaving me and these three children without a father.

We were kicked out by the landlord without money to pay the rent. We don’t know what to do in the future.” “Don’t think about this now. , have a good sleep first."

The woman fell asleep, and the children fell asleep, but "Three Buttons" couldn't fall asleep, and kept thinking: "Poor woman, Unfortunate children. I swear they haven't had any supper, just like me and Uncle Caramello."

The weather was still so bad, and the rain was pattering and rumbling on the roof. The thunder shook the little house. There were knocks on his door one after another.

"Three Buttons" refused to accept anyone who came, and they all replied: "If you can accommodate six people, you can accommodate seven people... If you can accommodate seven people, you can accommodate eight people..." ...It can accommodate eleven people, or it can accommodate twelve people..." He also put into his small house: a forest manager, whose small house was washed away by the river that overflowed the embankment. There were two young men who wanted to cross the border to make a living in neighboring countries; a little old man who was driven out of his home by bad relatives because he could no longer work; the last one who knocked on the door was the king's The servant was driven out of the palace because he was sick. At dawn, heavy clouds passed low over the land, and thunder rumbled like a cannon.

At this time, someone knocked on the door with his fist with great dignity: "Puff!" Expansion! Expansion! The knocking made the whole small house shake. "Open the door!" "Three Buttons" felt strange and thought: "It doesn't matter if I add the word 'please'!" When he opened the door, he saw outside the door..." "Let my horse enter the house. "

The stranger ordered. Just look at the entire robe on his body that is soaked, but the crown on his head is sparkling, as if it has been washed by the rain. Needless to say, this is a king! "If it can accommodate twelve people, it can accommodate thirteen people. "

"Three buttons," he muttered with a bow, and added, "A king can stay. 2. {{The House of Three Buttons}} in Luo Dali

Jiang Ni Rodari

Once upon a time there was a carpenter, people called him "Three Buttons". He lived in a very poor village, where the farmers didn't even have enough to eat, so no one asked him to do carpentry work. In this case, Three Buttons thought: "I have no choice but to leave this poor place. But no matter which village I go to, I have to have a house to live in, but I don't have any money. What should I do? Yes, I might as well do it myself. A small wooden house, with four wheels on the bottom and a handlebar on the front, I can drag it wherever I go." He immediately started working on it. Three Buttons is indeed a good and capable carpenter. He finished the small wooden house without much effort. Because he was thin and small, the wooden house was made very small and could only accommodate him alone. After finishing it, he proudly wrote the four characters "Three Buttons" on the door.

"Come and see, three buttons have made you a small house with handlebars." People said mockingly.

Three Buttons pretended not to hear, took off his hat, waved goodbye to the people who laughed at him, and then dragged the house on the road. When going downhill, like a driver, he simply sat in the middle of the handlebar and let the little house slide down quickly.

At night, Three Buttons came to a green lawn, and he got into the hut and fell asleep. After a while, there was thunder and lightning and heavy rain, which woke him up from his sleep. He only heard someone knocking on the door.

"Hey, three buttons, please open the door quickly!"

"Who are you?"

"It's me, please let me in quickly!" Come on, I'm soaked all over."

"Then give it a try." Three Buttons said as he opened the door, "This house is built to fit a person. If so, of course I would be happy."

"If there is room for one person, two people can fit in." After the outsider entered the room, he wiped himself and lay down.

At this time, the thunder became louder and louder, and suddenly, Three Buttons heard someone knocking on the door again.

"Excuse me, please open the door quickly!"

"Who are you?"

"A poor woman and three children, unable to walk because of the rain , I want to find a place to spend the night.”

“If we can accommodate you, please come in quickly!”

The woman led her three children into the house and lay down. Go to bed next time. Unexpectedly, the small house can accommodate 6 people.

The rain fell harder, and the rumbling thunder shook the small wooden house. At the same time, people knocking on the door for accommodation are also coming one after another. As long as someone knocks on the door, three buttons will let them in. The small wooden house has accommodated 10 people. Among these people, there are elderly people, poor widows, young children and unemployed young men.

Just before dawn, a powerful punch sounded on the door.

"Open the door! Open the door quickly!"

When San Button heard this, he thought to himself: "This man is so rude, he didn't even say please." But he still opened the door. I saw a man standing in front of me. "Let me and my horse in quickly!" The man said grandly.

Three Buttons took a closer look and found that this man’s robe had been soaked through, but the crown on his head was shining. Needless to say, he was the king!

The king walked into the house and said: "Hey! From the outside, this house looks pitifully small, but I didn't expect it could accommodate so many people inside."

The three buttons said: "I'm also curious, how can this small wooden house expand and contract at will like rubber?"

The king thought for a long time and said: "It seems that this house is not made of wood, but made of human heart." . A good man's heart can accommodate people all over the world."

When the king learned about the misfortunes of these passers-by, he said with shame: "I always thought I was a good king, but I didn't know. There are still so many unfortunate people in our country. When the rain stops, please follow me. Provide care for the elderly, treat the sick, give jobs to the unemployed, and please give this little one a good education. Give me the wooden house too. I will ride on it and travel around the country to help people in need. Do you agree?"

After hearing this, Three Buttons didn't know what to say. At this moment, a strong wind blew and blew the cabin to the middle of the road, where there happened to be a carriage parked in front of it. The king ordered everyone to get on the carriage, dragged the cabin behind the carriage, and escorted everyone to the palace on horseback.

Later, Three Buttons married the widow and built another cabin for their three children. Although this house is small, it can accommodate all the children in the city. And, there is room for a kitten.

3. The synonym of deep thought in the house with three buttons is that word

huge

small

savings

solid

Firm

Moisture

Sorrow

Health

Wealth

Poverty

Robbery

Steal

Respect

Vastness

(Extensiveness is an antonym)

Carving

Add

Clothes

Ashamed

Hide

Joy, joy (they all mean happy, right)

Collection

Disaster

)

Failure

Ridicule

Rare

Huge

Small

Savings

Solid