Who can refuse some humorous homophones?

Who can refuse some humorous homophones? A 1。 I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

2. Ducks line up to find their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling said in a hurry, sorry for not aligning the duck, not aligning the duck.

3. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

It is raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters. They like mud.

6. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

7. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

8. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

9. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

10. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

1 1. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

12. Suddenly, Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

13. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.

14. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

15. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."

16. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed" the duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

17. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

18. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

What did you eat today? I didn't eat duck. I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

20. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

Who can refuse some humorous homophones? Part II 2 1. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair, so he said, "Leave me alone".

22. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

23. If we don't talk about love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?

24. While I was having dinner, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

25. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

26. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

28. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

29. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

30. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

3 1. Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

32. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

33. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

One day, the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to vomit. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

35. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

36. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

37. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

39. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

40. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.