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Chapter 25 Climbing ash
Let's look at Jiao Da's psychological activities before swearing. "Then Jiao Da relies on Jia Zhen's absence-that is, it is not good for him at home-and he can be free."
Visible, active slave in Jia's position is quite high, but also see that, after all, there is still some fear of Jia Zhen, because when he is not at home, he will be "arbitrary". If he is at home, although he won't do anything to him, he will not be so "arbitrary".
Contributing people should take Jiao Da as a warning, otherwise, they will lose face in vain.
There is a sequence of Jiao Da swearing.
First, he scolded the general manager, Ryle, on the grounds that he was bullying the weak and afraid of the hard.
It's not easy to be a slave. When sending people to work, we should weigh the "hard support" of slaves.
Everyone has bad habits. Who hasn't bullied the weak and feared the hard?
Jiao Da's dirty words are a little sad. He still lives in "the courage of the year" and "forgot eight heartless sons of bitches! Blind housekeeper! You don't want to think, Jiao Da's great-grandfather has one leg up, which is higher than your head. Great-grandfather Jiao Da in the past twenty years, who was in his eyes? Don't say you bastards forgot eight sons of bitches! "
In the past 20 years, now 20 years later, times have changed.
Because Jia Rong scolded Jiao Da a few words, he began to ridicule Jia Rong.
Jiao Da ignored Jia Rong, chased him and shouted, "Brother Rong, don't be a master in front of Jiao Da. Don't say your son, that is, your father and grandfather, also dare not and Jiao Da's waist? If Jiao Da is not alone, you will be an official and enjoy all the splendor! Your ancestors earned this family business after a narrow escape. Now they don't repay my kindness, but they are my masters. Don't tell me anything else; If nothing else, just go in with a red knife and come out with a white knife. "
Jiao Da's dirty words are full of strangeness.
How to break the "red knife in, white knife out"?
First of all, I appreciate the author's detailed description here. Through the misuse of the word "red and white", I turned the words in the drunk's mouth upside down and vividly portrayed Jiao Da's drunken behavior.
But isn't this scale a bit big? Why does a servant, even a meritorious minister, dare to say "kill" to the master of the younger generation?
Jiao Da this sentence, translated not, if your boy dare to give me "sex", I dare to kill you?
Well, even if it is intoxicating, it may not be true, but is Jiao Da qualified to say so without any punishment?
Through the introduction of You Shi, we know that ancestors are treated differently when they are around. At that time, society, at least on the surface, respected its ancestors. Otherwise, it will eventually become an "unfilial" brand. Therefore, only in Ningfu were these minions valued by their ancestors especially respected. In Fu Rong, we can actually see a similar situation. All slaves who have served their elders or serious masters have some status.
At that time, the society valued "fame" and "festival" most, so his previous contribution can be said to have settled the descendants of Jia family.
Of course, this is not to say that Jiao Da's lesson is wrong, but whether it is right or wrong, his words have no effect. The past will pass, and the idiot will not wake up. What a pity!
Look at Xifeng's focused attitude. Because she is not from Fu Rong, she can only say to Jia Rong, "It is not too early to send this lawless thing away in the future. Staying here is not a disaster. If relatives and friends know, wouldn't they laugh at our family that doesn't even have the rule of law? "
Search also used harsh words, that is, Jiao Da's words and deeds are against the "king's law". The master is the master and the slave is the slave. How can a slave say "red and white" knives to his master?
The problem that Jiafu, especially Ningfu, failed to control domestic slaves began to appear, which was also one of the reasons for the decline of Jiafu.
Is Jiao Da's position really that high?
Jiao Da has made great contributions to Jia Fu. Can he really step in?
In the eyes of minions, is Jiao Da really so arrogant and awe-inspiring?
"Seeing that he was so presumptuous, the pages had to come up with a few, pull them over and drag them into the stable."
After all, Jiao Da is not what he imagined. What he did was just self-righteous. Other slaves must have heard the word "knife" before they felt that he was "rampant" and had no eyes for "king law"
"Can't stand it" means can't stand it.
Don't say master, even a slave can't see the past.
Jiao Da was dragged, tied and dragged to the stable.
This is the reality!
Look carefully, don't think how great you are. Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, people don't understand, and they deserve it, hehe.
Jiao Da fancied that everyone took him seriously, and even his master dared not give him anything. That's because of the kindness of the master, or for the sake of face, for some influence, does not mean that you can be arrogant forever.
In a word, Jiao Da is still tied up like a pig.
Jiao Da can't imagine that he can't even spill wine. How can he face such a tragic reality after being treated like this by the servants? Because he was treated differently by Jia Zu.
Although he is also a slave, he is a slave among slaves, and his level is very different.
Therefore, if you push him to a certain extent, it will be bad and it will be revealed.
If you dare to do this to me, don't blame me for being heartless.
Jiao Da was able to recite Jia Daye-Ningfu should refer to Ning Guogong-from the dead, which was naturally bloody.
He can't stand the "courtesy" of the descendants of Jia, and he can't walk out of the days when we lived.
There is another meaning, that is, he thinks he has assumed the responsibility of Grandpa Jia and has the obligation to look after Jia's descendants for him.
So he said something that others were afraid to say.
This is great material.
This situation is almost a larger foe. Jiao Da doesn't seem to have considered the consequences of doing so, and it may be as far away as Wang Xifeng said. He "even said more and more to Jia Zhen".
Jia Zhen is the current patriarch. Jiao Da must think Jia Zhen doesn't pay enough attention to him, and he also thinks that Jia Jia can't escape the relevant responsibilities under the current circumstances.
Besides, he is now reduced to this point, and these Stoudemires dare to lay such a heavy hand on themselves!
The next content is "more and more Jia Zhen has said it", which is naturally related to Jia Zhen.
I'm going to the ancestral temple to cry. There, I hope to give birth to these animals now They steal dogs and play tricks on chickens and climb ashes every day, and raise their brother-in-law there. I don't know anything. Let's break our arms and hide in our sleeves.
Jiao Da's words didn't look like slaves at all, but more like parents. Faced with their unworthy offspring, they were helpless and had to complain to their original owners, so they went to the ancestral temple to cry.
Former battlefield heroes have become portraits of ancestral temples.
Why is Jiao Da so worried, dissatisfied and crazy about drinking? In his eyes, the descendants of the Jia family are all animals now. "Now there is hope to give birth to these animals."
Jiao Da's evaluation of Jia descendants headed by Jia Zhen is an "animal".
In the second part, Leng Zixing described Jia Zhen like this when he gave a speech in the government.
I don't care about respecting my father now. This precious uncle is willing to study, but he can't just be happy. He turned Ningguo House upside down, and no one dared to take care of him. "
Jia Zhen's behavior is indeed very suspicious. At least in the second time, he gave the impression that he didn't like reading and did whatever he wanted!
Therefore, Jiao Da's Climbing Ash must be related to Jia Zhen.
This connection has two meanings. One is that Jiao Da thinks Jia Zhen climbed the ashes of his son's daughter-in-law, and the other is that Jia Zhen's daughter-in-law was climbed by his father.
According to Jia Jing, Jia Zhen's father, "blindly doing good, only burning Dan and smelting mercury" and "being immortal with one heart", Jia Jing is less likely to climb the ashes. Besides, Jia Jing has no positive description in A Dream of Red Mansions. Therefore, it is more likely that Jiao Da is still talking about Jia Zhen.
So, did Jia Zhen climb the ashes?
If there is, because Jia Zhen has only one son, named Jia Rong, and his wife is Qin Keqing.
If not, what is the truth?
Next, I will try to uncover the truth of the matter, of course, this is just some personal thinking.
After Jiao Da finished, let's take a look at the performance of several parties.
First of all, the pages, "I was scared out of my mind when I heard him say these slang words, and I didn't care about anything. I tied him up and stuffed him with soil and horse manure."
"Tore your heart and crack your lungs" means that the pages are afraid, and it is extremely afraid.
If there is no grandson, it means that it can't be said easily, and it can also be understood as no evidence.
"Filling his mouth" means that he is eager to block his mouth.
Both Xifeng and Jia Rong pretended not to hear.
Baoyu, a child who had never heard of this, asked Xifeng what crawling was.
Xi Feng's performance startled Baoyu. Hearing this, Xi-feng quickly raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it's wine talk." "" "
Although Xifeng is a fierce person, she has never shown such an attitude towards Baoyu.
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