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Two-part allegorical saying describing Zhang Fei
Regarding Zhang Fei's Xie Houyu 1, did Zhang Fei's ancient city scold Guan Yu? misunderstand
2. Does Zhang Fei catch ants? A boring little thing
3. Zhang Fei took Liu Beihu away? No need to hold a beard; Don't be modest.
4. Is Zhang Fei a silkworm? Look at each other helplessly
5. Did Zhang Fei and Hu Jingde shave? Not good at all
6. What about Zhang Fei and Shi Yan? Usually careless
7. Does Zhang Fei play with thick bars? Easy to do
8. Zhang Fei accepts spies? Use sb.' s tricks against him
9. Zhang Fei's treat? Not ungrateful.
10, Zhang Fei sells turtles? Hard goods bite people.
1 1, Zhang Fei sells gongs? Hard commodity ring
12, Zhang Fei recognizes the needle? Look at each other helplessly
13, fierce Zhang Fei, war horse super? Roughly the same
14, Zhang Fei catches hedgehog? A tough assassin
15, Zhang Feiniang's surname is Wu? Wu Tiansheng can fly; make trouble out of nothing
16, Zhang Fei stitches? Big eyes and small eyes; Coarse and fine; Being strong can't do it.
17, Zhang Fei strikes while the iron is hot? People are hard, and life is hard; Sell hard goods
18, Zhang Fei washes pants? Evil friction
19, Zhang Fei vs Guan Yu? Forget old feelings; Act regardless of old feelings
20. Zhang Fei leads the needle? Look at each other helplessly
2 1, Zhang Fei pulls pigeons? Not a penny.
22. Is it Zhang Fei's? Usually careless
23. Did Zhang Fei catch the scorpion? Look at each other helplessly
24. Zhang Fei's war horse is super? tie
25. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong? Forget old feelings; Act regardless of old feelings
26. Zhang Fei meets Li Kui jy? Black to black; Black plus black.
27. Zhang Fei embroidery? Coarse and fine; Not enough; The mind is willing but can't do this; What's the matter/something is wrong?
28. Zhang Fei collects debts? Aggressively
29. Is Zhang Fei playing with scorpions? Easy to do
30. Zhang Fei went into battle? To push or bump through.
3 1, Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers? It's hard to make it strong.
32. Zhang Fei threaded the needle (Ren Zhen threaded the needle nose)? Big eyes and small eyes; Usually careless
33. Is it difficult for Zhang Fei to ride a tiger? strong
34. Zhang Fei took the mouse? Look at each other helplessly
35. Zhang Fei sells needles? Qiang Ren huozhashou
36. Zhang Fei chopped meat? Use more and use less-use less and use less talents.
37. Is Zhang Fei a county magistrate? Can write and play; Proficient in polite language and martial arts
38. Zhang Fei hits Yue Fei? Chaotic dynasty
39. Zhang Fei wears a needle? Coarse and fine; Big eyes and small eyes; Power has no place.
40. Does Zhang Fei eat bean sprouts? Piece of cake; tableware
4 1, Zhang Fei eats scales? Make up your mind,
42. Zhang Fei retreated to Changbanpo? Dismantle the bridge immediately after crossing the river
43. Zhang Fei sings a tune? A deep, gruff voice
44. Zhang Fei massacre? Evil spirits endure (kill)
45. Let Zhang Fei embroider? Abuse of talents
46, fierce Zhang Fei dance knife? In a frenzy
47. Does Zhang Fei sell hammers? People are hard to sell.
48. Zhang Fei sells meat? Cut it with one knife-achieve the effect of demanding consistency
49. Does Zhang Fei sell tofu? People are strong and goods are not hard; with a clear distinction between black and white
50. Zhang Fei sells thorns? Qiang Ren huozhashou
5 1, Zhang Fei sells scales? People are strong and goods are hard.
52. Do Cao Cao and Zhang Fei play charades? You guess yours, I guess mine
53. Zhang Fei catches mice? Look at each other helplessly
54. Does Zhang Fei wear a mask? Show big eyes
55.does Zhang Fei sell scales? People are strong and goods are hard.
56. Is Zhang Fei sleeping? open eyes wide
57. Zhang Fei pulled off the bridge? Act rashly
58. Did Zhang Fei catch the hamster? Look at each other helplessly
59. Zhang? Good, good.
60. Zhang Fei and Cao Cao drink? Make puzzling remarks
6 1, Zhang Fei threading? Look at each other helplessly
62. Zhang Fei drives away birds? Don't make me
63. Is Zhang Fei dreaming? Evil phase
64. Zhang Fei, who broke the account? Good mind
65. Does Zhang Fei sell porcupines? Qiang Ren huozhashou
66. Zhang Fei plays that girl? Why doesn't it look like it?
67. Does Zhang Fei have lice? Usually careless
68. Zhang Fei sells wine? masterpiece
69. Zhang Fei rides a white horse? with a clear distinction between black and white
70. Zhang Fei toasted? Hu lai; Hulai
7 1, Zhang Fei spit? Just so excited.
72. What's Zhang's plan? Usually careless
73. Has Zhang Fei given up drinking? Tomorrow is not too late; tomorrow
74. Is Zhang Fei a county magistrate? Be able to use force instead of words.
75. Zhang Fei lit a fire? Fierce kitchen; rabid
76. Zhang Fei hits Jingdezhen? Black to black
77. Does Zhang Feizhi take Wakouguan? Usually careless
78. Does Zhang Fei learn embroidery? Usually careless
79. Does Zhang Fei sell vice? Hard goods bite slag.
80. Zhang Fei archery? Go straight; clear
Zhang Fei's story: nine streams and seven depressions, embracing Yang.
There is a village called Houjia Tudang in Puji, Jiangling. At the head of the village, there is a Millennium ancient pagoda. In the abdomen of the pagoda, there is a poplar tree, just like an old woman holding a grandson. There are nine streams and seven puddles near this strange tree.
Legend has it that Zhang Fei once marched through here. When the soldiers were thirsty, they went to the village to beg for water. Zhang Fei was afraid of disturbing the people and shouted, Stop! Drink water locally! ? The soldiers are complaining in their hearts. The loess here is brown, and the toad's urine is not soaked. Where can we get water? I saw Zhang Fei rowing a deep stream full of clear water with eight snake spears in his hand. Zhang Fei rowed nine times in a row and made nine deep streams. He stamped on the ground with a snake spear several times and stepped out seven puddles.
After the soldiers drank enough water, they wouldn't let the horses drink it. At this time, Zhang Fei's war horse was tied to the locust tree, and when he saw people drinking water, he was so greedy that he wanted to drink water. Zhang Fei just watched the soldiers drink water and didn't see it at all. The war horse was in a hurry and circled around the locust tree, twisting like a twist and cracking many holes. Zhang Fei couldn't bear to see the living trees being trampled in such a state. He whipped his horse severely. He was afraid that the locust tree would fall, so he pulled up a poplar tree, inserted it in the locust tree's stomach, cut off the reins of the war horse, tied the locust tree together, and held a few handfuls of water under the locust tree. Strange to say, this twisted locust tree and the poplar in its belly have lived together ever since, and have been growing up to now.
Will future generations call this place? Nine streams and seven depressions embrace Yang? .
Luhua party
On the banks of the Yangtze River south of Jingzhou, there used to be endless reeds. During the Three Kingdoms period, the story of Zhang Fei's capture of Zhou Yu happened here.
After Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou from Soochow, he refused to return it, which made Zhou Yu particularly angry. He thought, he is a decent commander in chief of Wu Dong, with hordes in his hands and thousands in his heart. Even if Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou, he could not take it back. Didn't it make the whole world laugh! After much deliberation, I finally came up with one? Take Xichuan and steal Jingzhou? This plan.
One day, according to Zhou Yu's instructions, Li came to Jingzhou to visit Liu Bei. After some pleasantries, he cut to the chase and said, the main purpose of my coming here is to inform Governor Zhou that he will attack surprisingly and take Jingzhou as the channel, hoping that your master will go out of town to handle affairs. ? Zhuge Liang, sitting next to Liu Bei, saw through Zhou Yu's trick when the goose feather fan shook. He immediately smiled and said, "Jingzhou used to be a place. How could it not be a gift from pottery?" ? Besides, uncle's soldiers came, and Zhou Taishou personally went out to comfort him. ? After hearing these words, Lu Li left quickly and happily, and told Zhou Yu truthfully.
Zhou Yu was overjoyed, thinking that Liu Bei had taken the bait, and personally led 50 thousand chosen men to Jingzhou at the gates. But he didn't know that Zhuge Liang had made arrangements after Lu Li left Jingzhou. At this time, it was not Liu Bei who was greeted out of the city, but Zhao Zilong, who immediately crossed the knife. Zhou is suspicious or puzzled. Zhao Zilong laughed coldly and exposed his plot on the spot. When Zhou Yu saw that the plot was exposed, he turned his horse and left, while Guan Yu, who had been lying in ambush outside the city, rushed out. Zhou Yu didn't expect this. He was so scared that he suddenly fell off his horse and lay on his back. Guan Yu arrived by flattery. A dragon crescent moon blade reached Zhou Yu's chest and shouted, Zhou Yu, where are you? Take Xichuan and steal Jingzhou? The trick has long been seen through by strategists. We will see that you are a big matchmaker in Liu Huangshu, so I will spare your life! ? Zhou Yu was annoyed and ashamed when he heard this, and quickly asked the soldiers to help him hide in the reeds by the river. However, as soon as I entered the Luhuadang, I heard the sound of killing everywhere, and the first general stood majestically in front of me. Zhou Yu looked up and saw that the general was none other than Zhang Fei with a snake spear. He knew that he was no match for Zhang Fei, but he was unwilling to be humiliated. He still bravely accepted the challenge and was captured alive by Zhang Fei within five rounds. Zhang said to him:? Liu Huangshu ordered me to wait here, and here I am. But the military adviser told me to take them alive and not to hurt my life. Why? One is that you have rendered meritorious service to Cao Cao; Second, I miss you as a matchmaker. Third, I think you borrowed Jingzhou out of righteousness, so I left you alive and let you go back alive to repay Sun Quan. ? After that, Zhou Yu was sent to a warship by the river. When Zhou Yu came to the boat, he was so angry that he couldn't stand still and shouted at the sky. Heaven, heaven, if you were born in, why were you born in Liang! I am really angry. ? He vomited blood on the spot. After returning to Baqiu, he vomited more and more blood and died without help.
Zhang Fei delivers oil
There is a Wachi River in the south of Gongan County, which is about 30 miles long. The river is green and clear, flowing all year round. Legend has it that in the Three Kingdoms period, one summer, locusts appeared by the river, which reduced the production in the fields and cut off the oil in the pots of every household. Farmers don't eat oil, their eyes are dry and their tongues are dry, their necks are weak and their legs are weak, so they have no strength to work. Zhang Fei was training at the police station at that time. After learning about this, he personally loaded a ship of cooking oil and gave it to the local people.
The good news soon spread along the river bank, and people rushed to tell each other. People from Li Bai and Fiona Fang also rushed to the river to collect oil. Sure enough, the tanker came down from the upstream and got closer and closer. Zhang Fei stood at the bow, covered with his hand. Oh, dear! Oh, my God, I saw people everywhere on the river bank, like ants moving, some with pots, some with buckets, some with pots and some with water tanks. As soon as he saw this posture, he was anxious and muttered, I only sent a ship of oil. How to divide it among so many people? A man beside me said:? If the river is full of oil, that's enough. ? It was an unintentional remark, but Zhang Fei suddenly realized. Without saying anything, he pulled out his sword from his waist. Children! Pass the ball Pass the ball Just poked a few big holes in the bottom of the boat. Suddenly, the river flooded into the oil tank and the tanker sank to the bottom. People around you jumped with anxiety: General, what tricks are you playing here? ? Zhang Fei smoothed his beard and said with a smile, when the tanker sank, wasn't the river full of oil?
Soon, all the oil in the boat overflowed, floated on the water and went down the river. It's like the river in Huang Liang, Huang Liang is full of oil. When people saw it, they all ran to the river to fish. You made him a pot, and it was full.
Strangely, the oil picked back is good oil with pure color and fragrance, and the people are so happy that they don't know what to say. Later, a Zhangfei Temple was built on the shore, and the place where Zhang Fei sent oil was called? Nozzle? .
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