[Story] Office routine-the female colleague sitting opposite me

If you do one thing too many times, you will get bored unconsciously, and you will be eager for something different to happen halfway, so that you can temporarily jump out of this monotonous cycle. I seem to have this idea all the time. I don't know if everyone is like me.

I remember when I was in primary school, I had to go through classes and problems every day. I hope a leader will visit one day, so that we can have an afternoon to do the cleaning work the day before. At this time, labor is hard, but it is more enjoyable.

Later, I found that I felt this way about many things. For example, when eating, if I eat rice and braised chicken every meal, I may swear never to eat braised chicken rice again on the seventh day. Another example is sex. If I keep the same posture and the same person every time, I may collapse and completely surrender the seventh time.

Sometimes, the monotonous mechanical feeling brought by going to work is even worse than eating and having sex, just like working on an assembly line, which makes me feel like a robot.

If only I were a robot without feelings.

Get up at seven o'clock every morning, wash after getting up, and let the pot boil eggs while washing. Eggs are my breakfast. When I wash them, they will be cooked. After breakfast, take a walk in the Woods in the east. After walking, I rode my little electric donkey to work.

Not much work every day. Of the eight-hour working hours, only two or three hours are really busy. The rest of the time, I was fishing.

It is not enough to spit on your superiors among a group of colleagues who can talk to each other. The most important thing is to curse the boss. There are also several friends and interest groups, and there are hundreds of messages every day. I spent an hour or two reading their chat records. The content is nothing more than gossip stars, cute cats and dogs, eating and drinking beautiful pictures, spitting or showing off things in your life and work.

In addition, I found that these groups are most active only on weekdays, and everyone seems to be very busy after work and has no time to chat. Sometimes when I come back from work, I see nothing in the group and I am embarrassed to talk. Reading, watching movies, and brushing my mobile phone, the evening time passed quickly.

I am amazed at the prosperity of the motherland, which allows us to have so much time to play in the water and fish every day; I am also amazed at the development of human civilization, which allows us to get endless pleasure just through a small mobile phone.

It seems that every day is fresh, but it seems that the same thing is repeated every day. Even from a philosophical point of view, it is impossible for me to step into the same river twice. Every day is a brand-new day.

I think life needs seasoning, and work needs it more.

That morning, when I was reading an e-book on my computer, the WeChat icon in the lower left corner of the screen flashed. I opened it, and it was my male colleague Zhang Germination, who was sitting next to me. It says, "Look up, look at the beauty." I looked up and saw a girl. She is probably new here, and a female colleague in the personnel department is introducing her to the department of the company.

Our company's office is open, and you can see a panoramic view of one or two hundred people when you stand up. Our tables are all long conjoined tables with two rows of people sitting opposite each other, and there is a glass partition in the middle of the table. There are three vacant seats opposite me, that is to say, no one is sitting opposite me and Seimi Zhang.

Seimi Zhang was a little excited when a female colleague from the personnel department walked past us with a girl. He winked at me, and the obscene feeling was beyond words.

The female colleague told her to sit anywhere in these three places and then walked away. She looked at three empty workstations and was considering where to sit. Seimi Zhang stood up and said hello: "Hello, beauty, I'm Seimi Zhang from the design department. This is your first day at work. If you have any questions, you can call me. I sit opposite you. "

The beauty smiled and replied, "Hello, hello, Seimi Zhang, right? My name is Wu Qingqing, and I'm the new product manager of the development department. Thank you. " After giving me a look, I kept looking at the computer screen and turned a blind eye to everything that happened next to me.

Wu Qingqing seemed to hesitate, put the bag on the chair opposite Seimi Zhang, and then sat down opposite me.

Seimi Zhang looks unhappy. He asked me to go downstairs for a cigarette. I said, I have a manuscript to write, so I won't go on. I guess he must want to talk to me about the new female colleague. What else can we talk about besides women?

After a while, after Seimi Zhang left, I felt a kick on my calf. Looking up at the opposite side, the female colleague quickly said, "Sorry, I kicked you just now."

I don't know if you have such an experience. Usually there is no partition under the cheap desk of the company. As long as the opposite colleagues stretch their legs, they can kick themselves, and you can always meet colleagues with dishonest legs and feet. Let's not mention those colleagues who shake their heads here.

I didn't know whether she was intentional or not, so I simply replied, "Nothing." Then continue reading my e-book.

Maybe she's just here and has nothing to do. She asked me curiously, "handsome boy, are you also in the design department?" I nodded, and she continued, "I thought we were in the same department. By the way, I'm the product manager of the development department. My name is Wu Qingqing. What's your name? "

I said, "My name is Song Erdan, and I am a copywriter."

"Wow, are all the copywriters very talented?" She showed an envious expression.

"Some of them are very talented, but I am a vegetable." I shrugged.

"Brilliant and so modest." After a pause, she asked, "Can you add your WeChat?"

Her question surprised me. Perhaps this is a new employee's brave exploration of the new working environment. She may want to know more about the company through me so as to adapt to the new environment quickly. However, it is obvious that Seimi Zhang is more willing to do such a thing. Suddenly I remembered a workplace warning: "A colleague who greets you in a new company is not necessarily a good bird." If she knew this sentence.

Maybe I thought too much and casually said, "OK, I'll sweep you."

We added WeChat to each other, and she stopped talking. After a while, she suddenly said, "Wow, you like reading too. There are many books in your circle of friends. " It turned out that she was browsing my WeChat circle of friends. "I have also read Naipaul's Miguel Street, and I like his sentence best ... let me think ... oh,' life is so desperate, but everyone is happy.' "She said as if thinking of something sad, and her expression suddenly became melancholy.

From the first time I saw her to just now, I regarded her as an ordinary female colleague, but at this moment, seeing that she was moved by a sentence in a book, I have an impulse to hold her in my arms.

A week after Wu Qingqing joined the company, she told me that she wanted to move, because she lived far away from the company and knew that I lived nearby, so she asked me about the rental situation nearby.

I recommended my community to her, which is cheap, close to the vegetable market and has a good surrounding environment. If you go to work, you don't need to take the subway at all It takes ten minutes by electric car.

She smiled and said, "I can't ride an electric car. Why don't you drive me to work? "

I thought she was joking, so I generously promised, "No problem, anytime." Hearing my answer, she smiled happily.

About another week passed. Before leaving work, Wu Qingqing asked me on WeChat if I would work overtime at night. I said I didn't work overtime and she asked me if I could drive her home. Only then did I know that she had moved and lived in a community with me. Remembering the previous joke, she actually took it seriously. I can't break my word.

I'll get back to her. Okay. Then she looked up at the other side, and she looked at me too, so we smiled at each other.

On the way to drive her back, she seemed to find that it was different from the way to work in the morning, and there were few cars and pedestrians on the road. There are rice fields and Woods on both sides of the road. She asked me in some confusion, "Hey, are you going the wrong way?"

I said, "What? Afraid I'll rob you of your money and your color? "

She hit me on the back with her fist: "Hum, you wouldn't dare to give you ten courage."

I explained: "There is no traffic police on this path. I will be fined by the traffic police if I ride a bicycle on the main road. "

"Isn't it? Riding a small electric donkey to carry beautiful women, the traffic police are jealous, can they not be punished? Ha ha ha ~ "

"Since you say so, I won't rob you first, and I'm sorry for my little electric donkey."

"Come on, afraid of you?"

In this way, we joked all the way and soon arrived at the gate of the community. Send her downstairs. When we parted, she didn't forget to make an appointment for me to drive her to work the next day.

I have little overlap with her at work. After all, we belong to different departments and do different projects. According to my experience, the current workplace is very strange. As long as they are not colleagues in the same department, there is no intersection in their work, and there is generally no communication, even if they bow their heads and don't look up. Therefore, it is common to belong to the same company and not know the names of some colleagues.

So we seem to be just ordinary colleagues sitting opposite each other, and there is no face-to-face communication at ordinary times. However, this is only the appearance.

Wu Qingqing and I often chat online when we are free. Sometimes she sends me messages and kicks me when she sees me sitting in my seat and doesn't reply in time.

I thought she would have something important, so I quickly opened the dialog box, but it said, "Er Dan, do you think the lipstick I put on today is good?" Or "Er Dan, which girl do you think is the most beautiful in our company?" Or "two eggs, why don't you talk to me?" Talk! " Wait, wait, wait

In order not to let her kick me, I spread my legs, almost 180 degrees. If you look under the table, you will see that her big white legs are folded together, and my two thighs form an "A".

Wu Qingqing can cook, and fried food is delicious. She said that not everyone can eat her cooking, and as her car driver, I barely qualified.

She brings me lunch from time to time, so we go to the park cafeteria to find a quiet place to eat for fear of being gossiped by colleagues in the company.

She cooks the best braised pork. Braised pork is fat but not greasy, and the juice is fleshy. She doesn't like fat meat, so she took a few sips and left the rest for me. During the days when she brought rice, I ate happily every time and gained a lot of weight unconsciously.

What words should be used to define our relationship? Colleagues and friends? Couple? Best friend? It doesn't seem appropriate. Sometimes I can't even say a word of comfort to her face when I see her being wronged because of things at work. Sometimes when I work overtime, she can't wait for me to go back with me after work. Although we live in the same community, we never seem to go shopping and watch movies together on weekends.

Until one night, when I was about to get off work, she said on WeChat that I should wait for her to get off work. I said, okay.

However, until everyone else in the company left, it was already nine o'clock, and she had no intention of leaving.

I joked, "Are you going to spend the night here?"

Hearing my words, her eyes turned to me from the computer screen, as if her soul had just entered her body from the computer.

"Ah, haven't you left? Are you waiting for me? " She asked in surprise.

"Nonsense, who are you waiting for? Will you let me wait? "

"Well, let's go." She looked at her cell phone. "Wow, it's nine o'clock. Why didn't you call me? "

I don't know what to say. It seems that it's my fault anyway.

This time we took the main road, which has passed the rush hour. The road is spacious, there are not many cars, the street lamps are bright and the future is bright. I ride very fast, as if the wind in my ear can't catch up with me. Wu Qingqing, sitting in the back, hugged my waist tightly and shouted, "Are you in a hurry to be reborn?"? Why do you ride so fast? " I responded loudly: "Because I am hungry!"

There is a barbecue shop near the community. We didn't have dinner, so we came here to have a big meal.

I thought she didn't drink and only ordered two bottles of beer. She actually said, who can drink two bottles?

We ate mutton kebabs and drank, and we vomited everything in the company. Before we knew it, a dozen beers were gone. I don't know how much she drank, but by this time, she was drunk.

She said, "Give me ... a cigarette."

I said, "You are drunk, shall we go back?"

"Go back, ok, give me ... have a cigarette first." She insists on smoking, but I have never seen her smoke.

I lit one and handed it to her. She took it, learned the way I smoked, took a drag, and then kept coughing.

"What? It's not easy to smoke at all. " Say that finish directly threw the cigarette into the cup.

I saw her drunk and shook her head with a smile. After settling accounts, I helped her sway all the way to her downstairs.

I have never been to the house where she lives. Every time I send her, it's over when I send her here. Of course I want to go up and sit in her room, but it seems that every time an invisible force stops me, I can't take another step, I can't take another step.

I asked her, "Can you go up by yourself?"

She said clearly, "No."

I had to send her to the door of the room upstairs.

I asked her, "Can you go in by yourself?"

She said clearly, "No."

I found the key in her bag, opened the door and helped her to the bedroom. I'm going to leave. Arriving at the door of the bedroom, she suddenly sat up from the bed and said, "Song Erdan, am I so annoying to you?"

"I ..." I was speechless and thought she was really drunk. What should I do for a drunk girl? Take advantage of people's danger? Act first, then act? Raw rice cooked into mature rice?

She got out of bed and threw herself into my arms: "I won't drink today, so you won't come up?" I don't know what you are afraid of. I'm not afraid of any girls. After tonight, we will be the same as before, because we are all drunk, aren't we? "

What else can I say?

That night, we did it several times, and each time we changed our posture.

Indeed, as she said, after waking up the next day, our relationship is still the same as before, neither closer nor more distant than before. A few days after that night, she was transferred to the permanent office of the client company.

She doesn't have to take my battery car to work, and I can't eat her braised pork. The seat opposite is empty again, and no one cares whether I kick or not, let alone tell me that he likes Naipaul.

As time goes by, I have less and less communication with her online. I don't know when she will be transferred back, and I don't know if our relationship will be the same after she is transferred back.

Work is gradually returning to normal, and news of various WeChat groups is still coming to me. These days, I took a vacation, and the memory of the vacation lingered in my mind for a long time.

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