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Ai Zi's later language is the persistence of classical Chinese.

1. Ai Zi Hou Yu Original text, the problem is that Ai Zi has a grandson, who is ten years old, careless and ignorant, and doesn't care every time he adds Chu.

His son is just a son, always afraid that his son will die without a stick and will be asked to cry. Ai Zi said angrily, "I think what if the godson doesn't do evil?" The steeper the staff.

His son is nothing. As soon as the snow was made, Sun Bo played. When Ai Zi saw it, he put on his clothes and made him kneel in the snow to chill.

His son didn't dare to speak again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside him. Ai Zi asked in surprise, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. What can you do? " His son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son."

Ai Zi laughed it off. [Ming] Lu Zhuo wrote that Aiko has a grandson in his teens. He is lazy and naughty, and refuses to study. Ai Zi often beat him with a cane, but he still refused to repent.

Ai Zi is the only son, afraid that his son can't stand being killed with a stick. Every time Ai Zi teaches his grandson, his son cries for mercy. Ai Zi said angrily, "Is it wrong for me to educate my son for you?" On the contrary, the more you fight, the more helpless Ai Zi's son is.

One morning, it began to snow. Ai Zi's grandson is playing with snow. Ai Zi saw it, took off his clothes and let him kneel in the snow. As a result, he was shivering with cold and looked miserable. Ai Zier dared not say much, took off his clothes and knelt on the snow.

Ai Zi was surprised and asked him, "Your son made a mistake and should be punished. Why did you do this? " His son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son." Ai Zi smiled and spared her grandson.

King Qi likes to talk about physiognomy, so many people recommend it to him. A man calls himself a physiognomist.

Ai Zi introduced him to the King of Qi and said, "I am a disciple of Mr. Guiguzi, and the famous fortuneteller Tang Ju is my apprentice. I "

You can imagine the face. King, do you want to hear it? "

King Qi smiled and said, "I just heard about you today, so please show me a picture."

The fortuneteller said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. I have to watch my physiognomy carefully for a day before I can tell the result. It will be accurate.

That's true. "So he stood on the temple to observe.

After a while, someone came to the temple with a report of sending troops, and the king of Qi changed his face. Ask a physiognomy, the king of Qi said:

"Qin Jun has surrounded Jimo City for three days and should send reinforcements." The fortuneteller looked up at the King of Qi and said, "I think it is big."

If Wang Tianting has a black spirit, he will be in charge of the sword. "Qi soil don't talk.

After a while, someone came to see the king of Qi in chains, and the king of Qi was very angry. The fortuneteller asked the reason again, and the king of Qi said:

"This person is a warehouse keeper and stole 30,000 yuan from himself, so he was arrested." The fortuneteller looked up again and said to the King of Qi, "I see.

The king's horn is blue, and he will be destroyed. "

The King of Qi was unhappy and said, "All these things happened. You don't have to say anything. Just tell me about my future fate. "

Physiognomy replied:

"I have read it carefully. The king's face is square and certainly not an ordinary person. " Hearing this, the Ziyi stepped forward and said:

"Your face is really wonderful!"

The King of Qi smiled and had to leave with humiliation.

Aizi has a grandson, about ten years old, who is lazy and stubborn and doesn't study. Ai Zi often beat him with a stick and never repented. His father has only one son, and he is often worried that his son will die because he can't stand the rod punishment. Whenever Ai Zi punishes his grandson, he cries for mercy. Ai Zi said angrily, "Why don't I teach your son a lesson for you?" It's getting worse and worse to hit the grandson with a wooden stick. Ai Zi's son doesn't know what to do with Ai Zi.

One morning, it began to snow, and my grandson was playing with snowballs. Ai Zi saw it, took off his clothes and made him kneel in the snow. The shivering look is very obvious. Ai Zi's son never dared to say anything for mercy, and Ai Zi's son also took off his clothes and knelt beside his son. Ai Zi remonstrated, saying, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. Why do you want to join? " Ai Zi's son cried and said, "You let my son catch cold, and I will let your son catch cold." Ai Zi smiled and let go of her grandson.

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4. After Ai Zi's death, Ai Zi spread among Yingbo and translated the original text of "After Ai Zi, Four Biographies" written by Lu Zhuo in Ming Dynasty:

Ai Zi preached between Bo and Bo, followed by hundreds of people in Qilu. One day, I talked about the prisoners in Wenwang prison. I went to Wang Xuan to call, but I didn't say as much as I did. A scholar returned home unhappy, and his wife asked him, "Will I be happy to hear the teachings of Confucius?" Why are you unhappy now? " The scholar said, "Chao Lai heard that the master was a saint, and now he is imprisoned by his master Yinzhou. I pity his innocence because I am deeply worried. "

The wife wanted to forgive her worry, and the aunt comforted her: "Although I saw a prisoner today, I should forgive him for a long time. Is it necessary to imprison him for life? " The scholar sighed and said, "I'm not worried, but I'm worried about being sad in prison tonight."

Ai Zi preached in Zibo that there were hundreds of scholars following him in Qilu. One day, before Ai Zi finished speaking, he talked about King Wen being imprisoned and being called to Qi Xuanwang by chance. A scholar returned home disgruntled. His wife asked, "You always look happy when you come back after listening to the teacher's instruction during the day. Why are you so unhappy today? "

The scholar said, "I heard the master say that Zhou Wenwang was a saint this morning. Today, he was imprisoned by his master Yin. I feel sorry for him and feel that he is innocent, so I am deeply worried. "

His wife wanted to comfort him and said, "Although King Wen was imprisoned today, he will be released soon. Will he be imprisoned for life? " ? The scholar sighed, "I'm not worried, but I'm worried that he will have a hard time in prison tonight!" " "

Extended data:

Sad Son Hou Yu is a collection of jokes in classical Chinese in Ming Dynasty. Author Lu Zhuo is an article that imitates Dongpo's comment on Ai Zi, all of which are humorous. But it is far less than Su Shu's sustenance. They are all jokes and have no meaning.

As the saying goes, Yan's wife is connected with others, and the season is coming, but his wife is pretending to be a teenager. When Ji saw the coffin, he asked what was in it, but his wife was afraid to answer. The boy said to himself, I am rice. I still remember that my daughter was two years old and Aiko's son was four years old. Ai Zi wants to find a job, but Yu Yun can't. When asked why Yun is a woman at the age of 20 and a man at the age of 40, why not marry an old man? Reading a variety of books is a shallow joke.

Ai Zi taught Sun to translate the original text in classical Chinese.

Ai Zi teaches his grandson.

Ai Zi has a grandson, ten years old, careless and inferior, 1. He doesn't study. Every time he adds 10, he doesn't care. His only son is a son, always afraid that his son is invincible. If he is killed by a stick, he will shout for help. Ai Zi said angrily, "I think what if the godson doesn't do evil?" The steeper the staff. His son is nothing. 5.

Once the snow works, Sun Lu 6. Playing in the snow, Aiko saw it, 7. His clothes make him kneel in the snow, and the shivering color can be 9. His son didn't dare to speak again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside him. Ai Zi asked in surprise, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. What can you do? " His son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son." Ai Zi smiled and released 8. -(selected from Ai Zi Hou Yu)

Classical Chinese translation

Ai Zi has a grandson in his teens. He is lazy and stubborn and doesn't like reading. Every time (when the grandson is not studying), he always hits it with a eucalyptus stick, but it never changes. Ai Zi's son has only one child, and he is often worried that the child can't help but kill him with a stick. So whenever a father hits a child with a stick, he pleads with tears in his eyes. Ai Zi became more and more angry when she saw her son's poor face. He taught him, "Isn't it kind of me to discipline the children for you?" As he spoke, he hit harder and harder, and his son was helpless. One winter morning, it snowed heavily, and my grandson was playing with snowballs in the yard. Ai Zi appeared, and his grandson's clothes made him kneel on the snow, making him tremble with cold, so pitiful. The son did not dare to plead again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside his son. Ai Zi was shocked at this and asked, "Your son is at fault and should be punished; What's wrong with you, kneeling with him? " The son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son." Ai Zi smiled and forgave their father and son.

6. Ziyi Yousun's Translation of Classical Chinese and Questions and Answers I. Translation

Ai Zi has a grandson who is about ten years old. He is lazy, stubborn and tired of learning. Ai Zi often beats him with a stick, but he doesn't repent. His father has only one son, and he is often worried that his son will die because he can't stand the rod punishment. Whenever Ai Zi punishes his grandson, he cries for mercy. Ai Zi said angrily, "Why don't I teach your son a lesson for you?" It's getting worse and worse to hit the grandson with a wooden stick. Ai Zi's son is very helpless to Ai Zi.

One morning, it began to snow, and my grandson played with snowballs. Ai Zi saw it, stripped him of his clothes and made him kneel in the snow, shivering obviously. Ai Zi's son never dared to beg for mercy again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside his son.

Ai Zi asked in surprise, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. Why do you want to join? " Ai Zi's son cried and said, "You let my son catch cold, and I will let your son catch cold." Ai Zi smiled and released her grandson and Ai Zi.

Second, the original text

Ai Zi has a grandson who is ten years old. He is careless, unlearned, and he is not ashamed to add (ji m:) every time. His father has only one son, and he is always afraid that his son will die without a stick, crying for it. Ai Zi said angrily, "I think what if the godson doesn't do evil?" The steeper the staff. His son is nothing.

Once it snowed, Tuan was playing in the snow. Ai Zi saw it and put on his clothes, so that he could make a shivering color by kneeling in the snow. His son didn't dare to speak again, so he took off his clothes and knelt beside him. Ai Zi asked in surprise, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. What can you do? " His son cried and said, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son." Ai Zi laughed it off.

Third, the source

(Ming) Lu Zhuo is selected from Yizi Hou Yu.

Extended data

First, the creative background

Sad Son Hou Yu is a collection of jokes in classical Chinese in Ming Dynasty. The author Lu Zhuo is a copy of Dongpo's treatise on Ai Zi.

Second, the appreciation of works

The Story after Ai Zi is a collection of ancient humorous works. The story in this paper takes the virtual character Ai Zi as the protagonist, which is humorous and ironic and often thought-provoking. The author's original intention is to supplement the Miscellaneous Essays on Sad Son, which is said to have been written by Su Shi.

How to educate children is a university question.