Good morning, interesting greetings.

Good morning, funny greetings 1 1, it's a spring rain, a gentle and considerate spring breeze, and a friend who cares about it. Whether you feel the breath of spring or not, my greetings will never stop. Please keep warm when the seasons change. Good morning.

2. Being busy makes life and time disappear for a long time. Simply let the pressure and troubles get together, happily let happiness and sweetness go hand in hand, and beautifully let my blessing say good morning to you.

Holding a beam of morning light and gently rubbing it on your face will bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your hopeful eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wishes to you. Good morning, friend!

4. My short message reaches your mobile phone in time, my blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!

The alarm clock is noisy, the magpies are chirping, and my blessing comes on time. The sun is shining and the flowers are laughing, but my concern remains undiminished. Best wishes to you and me, smooth work and safe departure in the morning.

6. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning!

7. Time walks in my mind, my eyes flow in the horizon, my heart beats every time to cheer goodbye, and my blood flows every time to encourage goodbye. The meaning of life is to catch up with you and make persistent efforts, dear. Good night.

8. Send you seven little angels: Happy Monday, Healthy Tuesday, Safe Wednesday, Lucky Thursday, Sweet Friday, Leisure Saturday and Happy Sunday. I want them to send you blessings every morning. If they are lazy, let me know. Oh, dear, good morning.

9. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; When the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are in sight; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.

10, life is full of ups and downs; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days. May there be laughter and happiness every day! Good morning!

1 1, I am not the sun, I can't give you the earliest warmth every day, but I can send you the most sincere greetings in the simplest way, that is, to be the first person to send you a blessing message: good morning and happiness.

12, along the way, thousands of people pass by Qian Qian, but only you know each other. Time goes by, erasing vows and diluting love. In the face of fleeting time, only friends are forever. Good morning.

13, the warm taste is sweet and nutritious in the embrace of the morning, the romantic taste is sweetly nourished in the blessing of the morning, and the happy taste is happily upgraded in the earliest blessing, dear, good morning.

14, it's so cold, the trees are shaking, the grass is shaking, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the rabbit is sanding, the ants have bought warm water bags, and even Xiao Qiang is hibernating. Please put on more clothes quickly. Good morning!

15, there is always someone waiting for you in this world. No matter when and where you are, you know, there is always such a person. Before this person appears, you should learn to love yourself for this person! Good morning!

16, the sun is shining, flowers are smiling at you, and slackers are still sleeping. Send text messages to wake you up, urge you to get up early, and smile in the mirror. Fresh milk, soft bread and nutritious breakfast are ready, dear, good morning!

17, wake up in the morning and smile, life will be better tomorrow, and happiness will always surround you!

18, the sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes in a daze. I'm really sorry to remind you, don't wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

19, which coincides with a good summer mood. I am busy in the morning and evening in Changfeng, just like a bee picking flowers. When I come to the canal, I gather sweetness and harvest. I secretly surprised my luck, accompanied you to count the scenery, made a fortune, was delicious, comfortable and healthy, and I was very happy to meet you!

20. If you love life, please cherish good memories, because it is a beautiful movement in our life; If you hate life, please cherish good memories, because that is the spiritual pillar of living.

2 1, if the cool summer is a symbol, then friends are a symbol, giving you many happy signals, turning the sultry heat into a series of refreshing ellipsis, throwing your troubles into an exclamation point that is extremely comfortable, and the stars are all over the sky on a beautiful night, embellishing your healthy and stable assembly number! May you be healthy and happy in summer.

22. The most painful thing in life is that by the end of the month, the SMS package has not been used up. The most painful thing in life is that the SMS package runs out before the end of the month. So, send a text message in advance to say hello to your cuteness!

23. Let the sun bring you happy sunshine every day! Tell the moon to send you a sweet dream every night! No matter how busy the work is, I wish you all the best! I hope you are lucky and happy every day!

24, it is not appropriate to eat more ginger in autumn, and it is easy to hurt the lungs in autumn, and ginger contains gingerol, which has the effect of stimulating gastric juice secretion and exciting the intestines. Eating more will aggravate the dehydration and dryness of the human body, so friends must pay attention!

25, autumn wind, dry weather; Drink more boiled water and less alcohol, eat more fruits and vegetables and eat less meat. I wish you peace and happiness every day!

26. It is always good to have more money and less money; Ugly people are handsome, just pleasing to the eye; There are fewer people and more old people, and they are in good health; If the family is poor and rich, it is good to be kind; In a person's life, peace is good; At the weekend, just be happy!

27, can receive information, indicating that the phone is no problem; Can read information, indicating good health; Can save information, indicating that IQ is good; Being able to forward information means that you are in a good mood; I can giggle secretly, which means my information is ok!

28. I have a dream every day, so that you will be happy when you receive my blessing, and the troubles of the day can be eliminated. I slept like a pig and was as sweet as milk. When I wake up in the morning, I can see the beautiful sunrise Good night, let the dream begin to enter.

29, worked hard to earn tickets, running around day and night to get seats; Buy a house, a car, a wife, and support their parents for their children; Have a hard time, don't forget to take care of yourself Men's Health Day, I wish you health and happiness!

30. Many times, you didn't end up together. It's not that he doesn't love you, nor that you don't love him enough, but that you love him too much and lose yourself, giving him unbearable pressure. Good morning!

3 1, peanuts, chestnuts and red dates, health runs with you; Walnut almond brown sugar, happiness has nowhere to hide; Rice, millet and corn have unparalleled luck; All the happiness elements are put into the pot and cooked into porridge for you, and a happy life surrounds you.

32. The breeze is blowing, the spring is warm in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is hot, the plum blossoms are fragrant outside the ridge, and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

33. I haven't contacted you for a long time Please don't be too sad. I'm worried at home. If I need to talk, I want to ask you to relax and make you happy. You won't be unhappy, and you know what I mean.

34. I will remember the beautiful scenery, I will miss the beautiful season, I will cherish the beautiful information, I will cherish my good friends, I will keep a beautiful smile, I will give you my best wishes and wish you a happy weekend!

35. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I can only give you a blessing; I wish you a good mood every day; Remember that distant friends care about you, and you will always be a handsome boy!

36, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

37. Happy New Year! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye!

38. Watch the fallen flowers in a dream, taste the fragrant lobster sauce, listen to a young story, feel someone else's diary, report once, pour some water, express your feelings and say hello. Send a message to say hello!

39, a week's salary is the boss, and a lot of money is thrown into the sky. Two weeks' salary is a hero, and the receipt is brilliant. After three weeks' salary, the poor man was sweating with a few copper coins. Go begging around payday and surround yourself with friends. Moonlight people who feel the same way, please turn around consciously!

40. I haven't seen you for many days, and I don't have time to write letters; The phone is always busy; Sending text messages is simple and convenient; Don't forget my thoughts and wish my friends happiness.

4 1, Didi is ringing your mobile phone. Here comes my message: wave to the distance and borrow a dime to greet you.

42. From today on, do yourself a favor, unload all the burdens, forget the pain, heal the trauma of your heart and let yourself live a relaxed and full life. From today on, do yourself a favor, do what you like, love the people closest to you, abandon the mask of disguise, and no longer bind the emotional space.

43, spring rain, wet the sky; Spring breeze warms the earth; The morning sun in spring radiates lucky light; In spring, the bud of a willow tree gives out infinite hope. I sincerely wish all the best in this beautiful spring!

44. Spring has come, thoughts have warmed up, greetings have sprouted and blessings have blossomed. On behalf of the butterflies in Qingwa Mountain in the field, the fish in the water and the flowers in the bird garden, I wish everyone a smile like spring, and flowers bloom and fall!

45. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. In this spring season, I send my most sincere wishes: Have a nice weekend!

I don't know what you are doing. In such a late night, maybe I am the only one who misses you so deeply, over and over again. But I don't want to bother you. I hope you sleep well, like a carefree pig. Good night, dear!

47. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

48. Whether it is Sunday or Monday, take more rest after fatigue; Whether it's May Day or June Day. Relatives and friends get together; No matter the fifteenth or the first day, life is as happy as honey; Send the blessing to your mobile phone whether you like it or not!

49. Don't stop at the bottom of your heart because you are too busy, too cold and too gentle. Don't forget to enjoy making money, because you have no choice but to pursue it. It's not all infinite scenery of life. Enjoy the blessings of life in a hurry! It's the weekend, don't forget to have a good rest!

50. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will give you a New Year greeting without considering the consequences! Happy new year!

Good morning, funny greetings 2 1. There are some people in everyone's life who make them look forward to a new day. Good morning!

2. I used to get poor grades at school and always sat in the back row. One day, when I was peeking at a novel in math class, I was found by several classmates chatting next to me. At this moment, one of them glared at me angrily: "Everyone is playing, but you are the only one studying. Aren't you ashamed? " I ......

3. My cousin bought a high imitation watch online and told me after wearing it for a week: "I am very disappointed!" I asked, "You get what you pay for, right? Is it poor quality? " He said, "No, these days, I always raise my wrist when I see people, and my arms are sore. Nobody even asked me what brand my watch was!

4, people still have the same temper as peppers. Or layered like cabbage. Or have a heart like a lotus root. But I can't! I'm as straight as a telephone pole!

Today, my husband told me seriously that you should stop using beauty camera. Every time I look at your photos and look at you now, I really want to divorce you and take photos!

6. Girls are joking. The beautiful girl in the back row gently poked me on the shoulder with a pencil and said, "Hi! Handsome guy! Are you good at math? " Me: "Very good! Always be the first in grade! " Girl: "Great! Please do one thing! Ok? " Me: "What is it?" Girl: "Can you sit a little bit during the exam and don't block the test paper?" Me: "er ... I won't block the test paper!" " Girl: "How kind of you! Yao Yao is big. " The exam bell rang, and I stood up and walked to the podium: "Students, let's start the exam ..."

7. On my friend's birthday, my wife bought him a suit and a pair of shoes, which cost more than 5,000 yuan. The next day, he said he couldn't find it in the morning. He called his wife: "Where are the clothes he bought me yesterday?" I retired. Seeing your birthday makes you happy. ......

8. College jokes. Recently, there are many college courses and I haven't slept well. My brother and I often run and practice dumbbells every day ... After a month, our chest muscles have improved, but our test scores have dropped. I can't understand why. Younger said in a word: brother, you are really big-minded. ......

9. Get up at noon and go to the office. I have a stomachache and there is no toilet paper in the office. I went to the office next door and said, "Beauty, borrow some paper!" She paused for a second: "When will it be returned?" "I'll give it back to you after reading it." she ......

10. Last night, I gave my son ten yuan to buy a pack of cigarettes. The boy bought snacks for five yuan, and then bought me a pack of cigarettes for five yuan. I said, your boy eats kickbacks hard enough. While eating snacks, the son said: this is not a kickback, this is called cheating!

Good morning, funny greetings 3 1. Thanks to luck, you will be happy on Monday, have many happy things on Tuesday, be healthy on Wednesday, be happy on Friday and be happy on weekends.

2. Listen to the gurgling stream and enjoy the bright stars; Learn to steal time on lonely weekends; Boring weekend, learn to let go; Learn to play on boring weekends; Lonely weekend, learn to miss. Don't stay at home when you are free on weekends!

3. Whether the spring breeze is warm or hot summer; Whether it is autumn harvest or winter snow; Times have changed, and my wishes will never change. Sunday, have a nice weekend!

The sky was tired, so I gave up the sun and chose the moon. Flowers are tired and give up the beautiful choice of fruit. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your fatigue for a week! Have a nice weekend!

5. Have a holiday for one or two days at the weekend, and take a half-day holiday secretly. Relax and recharge, and three friends and four friends get together for dinner. The fragrance of green tea floats to the distance, and the strong fragrance of wine adds friendship. Weekend blessings spread everywhere, and my heart smiled. Happy weekend!

6. If time is a knife, let it cut off troubles; If life is a pen, use it to describe beauty; If the weekend is a bed, then have a good sleep; If the greeting is a message, I hope you will smile as soon as you receive it!

7. Don't expect others to smile. In fact, your smile is the most intimate for you. So keep the best smile for yourself and use it when you are lonely. But it's the weekend, so you should give yourself a holiday with a smile. Have a nice weekend!

8. When the weekend comes, you might as well clap your hands for happiness and shake off your worries and worries. Practice happiness-confuse boxing and leave a sweet smile; Kick a set of carefree whirlwind legs to kick away bad luck and bad luck; Wish you a happy weekend with the cutest smile!

9. Time is full of color because of blessings, air is fragrant because of blessings, and mood is brilliant because of blessings. When you open the information, my blessing will make you relax at this moment! Have a nice weekend!

10. Today is the weekend. I'll cook you a dish. Composition: happiness. Accessories: health, joy, happiness, contentment, beautiful things. Make these materials into a hodgepodge, that's all the best!