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The joke of umbrella
During the war, a transport plane carried five passengers, namely, American, British, Japanese, a China primary school student and a priest. When the plane approached the war zone, its engine was blown up by stray bullets. The captain announced that he had abandoned the plane and then parachuted to escape. At this time, there were only four parachutes left on the plane, and the American said unhurriedly; I want to live for the American people; After that, I jumped with an umbrella. The Englishman said in a hurry, I want to live for Great Britain, and then jumped under an umbrella. The Japanese said in a hurry: I want to live for the great Japanese empire, and then I jumped. At this moment, China students said quietly, Mr. Pastor, here are two parachutes. Let's go! The priest asked, isn't there only one? China pupils said: No! That Japanese guy just took my schoolbag! !
A plane crashed on an island. Only one American, one China and one Japanese survived, but they met cannibals on the island. The patriarch told them that as long as the total length of DD of the three of you exceeds 20 cm, we won't eat you. The Americans first measured it, which was 12 cm long, and then it was from China, which was 7 cm long. The United States and China are loose. It's time to measure the Japanese. His length is exactly 2 cm, and the length of the three people adds up to more than 20 cm. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief ... after the cannibal left, the American said, "I am more than half of my length. Without me, you would have been finished." China people are unconvinced and say, Ya, my length is equal to the average. Without me, you would have finished. After a while, the Japanese broke out. If I didn't get an erection just now, you're all finished! !
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