Rubber band cold joke riddle

Rubber band joke riddle 1:

Where did the earthquake happen (hit a singer)? Answer: Jacky (source)

Steal the light (name a subject)? The answer is: perspective.

Drunk in the cemetery (to use a four-word idiom)? The answer is: lead a drunken life and dream of death.

Bored (typing two words)? Answer: care

Sniff around for drugs. The police praised him as a good helper. (Beating animals)? Answer: drug dog

From a distance, it looks like a fire, but look at the six petals of this flower. When you pull it up, there is a string of yam eggs. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Dandanhua

Play (type an English word)? Answer: Stop.

Land reclamation in an all-round way (to use an idiom)? Answer: leave no room.

Rubber band cold joke riddle 2:

One in a hundred (a solar term)? Answer: White deer.

The dark green crown is like a thick cloud. Just enjoy the cool under the dark tree (hit one)? Answer: Sophora japonica

Broken melon year (a number)? Answer: 16 (in ancient times, a sixteen-year-old woman was also called a broken melon)

Fish in the water (type)? Answer: Fishing.

When did Qin Xianglian meet Jin Xiangxue? Answer: the same disease.

Before it's too late. Answer: act quickly.

A thief with bright eyes hangs from a tree and his flexible neck belongs to him (beating animals)? Answer: Owl

Title: Is there a blessing from God next to a field? 2. Add a roof to the field? 3, a field has a foot, asking you to act, asking you to make progress, and getting the answer in that field: 1, Fu; 2. Have money; Step 3 force

Rubber band joke riddle 3:

Trees can talk (type a word)? Answer: dull (tree = wood, with mouth, can talk)

When the flood receded, people came back (type)? Answer: confession

Two points higher (playing a place name)? Answer: Songshan

Three eyes (type a word)? The answer is: three (m? , beautiful eyes, beautiful appearance)

The farmers kept hoeing the ground. (type an Arabic number)? Answer: 7 (Dear, is 7 like a hoe? )

Sell cattle (type an English word)? Answer: Menu

Don't listen to the command (to use an idiom)? Answer: Go your own way.

There's another war (type)? Answer: Drama (War = Weapons = Ge)

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