Diaosi’s super funny personality talks about not stopping the medicine

1. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater up close, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks

2. Girls who like to wear flat shoes are also very stylish

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3. Don’t underestimate anyone, but don’t underestimate yourself either

4. Don’t tell me that I’m not good to you, I’ll still be with you if I’m not good to you

5. Don’t look back after you leave. From now on, we will never interact with each other

6. An old woman is like a withered rose, which was once so beautiful

7. You were too immersed in your acting, and you were still obsessed when you were discovered in the end

8. If you have the ability to do things like work, do it yourself, don’t let me do it

9. I can choose not to own things that are not within the scope of my affordability

10. Please leave, don’t let me swear “get out”

11. I don’t have the gentleness you want, all I have is this fist

12. Labor and management are not ladies, dirty words that labor and management cannot say are a thousand times cleaner than lies

13. Women should Be more domineering: I am a man, so who should I be afraid of?

14. You are the first to be shot, don’t be too arrogant in front of me

15. How can you wear a wedding dress casually without experiencing a few scumbags?

16. I can love you as long as your love for me lasts

17. If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue

18. Nine years of compulsory education ruined my youth, how should I get it back?

19. Don’t be too pretentious, there is no one in this world who won’t feel heartbroken

20. Don’t If you cry in front of my grave again, I'm afraid you will stain my reincarnation path

21. I am tired of you, and I just want to send you the word "Go away"

22 , Although there is no unforgettable love, I have unwavering friendship

23. If you don’t like me, please leave directly

24. Being a bitch is a common truth, you I'm just one of them

25. Don't be pushy with some things, and some people don't have to force yourself

26. Girls who are superfluous, don't wear beautiful clothes to show men, what they like is not wearing them Clothes

27. How can you see that my heart is beating for you? Damn, do you still want me to take it out?

28. It’s because of me that you become so happy. You are a big joke to me

29. You care about beautiful women. , Forgot about me as a brother, this person is too unkind

30. Why is coffee bitter? Is it because it is not bitter in the cup?

31. Don't make promises to me, I'm afraid you won't be able to give me what I want forever

32. You are the third among the eighteen martial arts masters, but you are "cheap" with swords and guns

33. We are all Poor people who have been hurt by love

34. This is my first time falling in love. I have never kissed anyone, so I have no experience

35. Read the following words: 簟璁灭歙艽绱稀穑魍恃偬偬媪璚祁祡簰, you can become a writer

36. There is nothing in the world that you dare not do, only those who have no courage

37. There are no men in the world who are not carefree, only men who are incapable of being carefree

38. How can we, ordinary mortals, resist the beautiful girls acting coquettishly?

39. Who is whose husband? Temporary workers in the capital

40. As long as Tang Monk walks the road, there will be many evildoers

41. God gives women beauty to punish men

42 , What's wrong with having a wife? You've crossed the line even if you have a cable

43. The tortoise can outrun the hare, that's just because each has his own way of walking

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44. When I say I can’t afford to be hurt, it will be the day your house is burned down

45. I don’t need your extra explanation, I just need you to shut up

46. Please keep my love and get out of my world without stopping

47. If you are a scumbag, you will never be a top student; if you are a weakling, you will never be a strong person

48. If you had known that your sister’s heart had changed, why would you still be talking about a **** relationship in the end?

49. Don’t think that I am immune to all poisons, but in fact I have already been pierced by thousands of arrows

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50. With your arrogant attitude, get out of my sight. Diaosi’s exclusive funny signatures

Diaosi’s exclusive funny signatures today’s latest: I heard that you are very You are famous, and you have made many movies, but now we are cracking down on pornography and are not allowed to be broadcast

1. I heard that you are very famous, and you have made many movies, but now we are clamping down on pornography and they are not allowed to be broadcast

2. I heard that you are famous and you have made many movies Sister, you are now rich in Japan, and you can often see your power on TV

3. As a noble model of failure, you are too successful

4. Know You and Zhu Bajie are the most familiar, but you don’t have to show it so obviously. You are his kind, right?

5. I don’t like sweets, so I like to eat strong melons the most

6. Duke Zhou took me to heaven, and when he left, I fell back to hell

7. Life is actually an adventure life, it depends on whether you are brave or not

8. Your seductive little face is always the guide for me to vomit after meals

9. Our love originated from liking, but ended in tears

10. It’s either that person or us. Life is so simple, but you are so complicated

11. Look back occasionally and don’t let yourself follow you forever, but you don’t know that you have failed

12. There are endless tears in my eyes, that’s because there are endless sins in my heart

13. It’s not your fault that you have a big mouth;

14. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires greater courage

15. I have passed by your heart, not that I don’t want to stay, but that I don’t want to be taken into custody

16. I believe that there will be a man who came to this world because he loves me

17. Please don’t want to see me after we break up Me, because you will never belong to me

18. Happiness is like a prayer, if it expands infinitely, it may explode

19. My advantage is that we are handsome. My shortcoming is that I am not very handsome

20. As you can see, this is the sad thing about me

21. A real warrior is one who dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces her head-on Pale single

22. I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day

23. You don’t get the eggs I eat after I finish the exam. Bar

24. I grabbed the tail of time, but it broke off and ran away

25. A mosquito circled around me, I thought it fell in love with me , who knew it would only drink my blood

26. You came into my life, but you became the biggest stain on this white world

27. It is said that women It is made of water. This is due to the serious water pollution recently.

28. The doctor said that my nerves are very developed. It is not a neurosis, but just a developed laughter nerve.

29. There is a saying on the cigarette pack that smoking is harmful to health

30. I have always known that as long as a woman puts in the effort, she can run faster than a man

31. Know who you are , so I want to see how tragic your final ending is

32. Don’t be confused or sleepy.

Be in love, not afraid of the future, and never think about the past

33. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow

34. You lived in my heart when you were thin , and later got fat and got stuck in it and couldn’t get out

35. The thing sadder than sadness is that you don’t even know where the pain is.

36. I I was unhappy and asked the doctor to do an open-heart surgery, but it was of no use

37. In computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted: Boss, please change the machine

38. What if You are a hedgehog, and I want to hold you in my arms to keep you warm

39. The reason why I smoke is that my grandfather and father both smoked. I can’t stop smoking in my generation

40. Be kind to the road idiot, be careful if he gets close to your heart, he will never be able to leave again

41. It was only after I got to the hospital that I realized that people are more likely to die than numbers

42. When a man cheats, he actually gives a woman a chance to make a new choice

43. Yes, I like you. If you are not convinced, you can also like me

44. One infidelity lasts a lifetime. Whoever disappoints me, I make whoever despair

45. You are hurting my heart, so I will show you that it is already bruised

46. Since you are so sad, then you will not be so sad if you share your sadness with everyone

47. I am indifferent to being hurt by a stranger; I am indifferent to being hurt by a familiar person. , I can't stand it

48. There must be cracks in life so that the sunlight can shine in

49. The easy road is downhill, and it can also speed up my progress

50. Regardless of friendship or love, separation is my most taboo word. Weird guys have funny personalities and talk about diaosi boys

1. Lovers will eventually get married, but without lovers, they will get cold in winter

2. If the world abandons you, remember me and I will abandon you too

3. When struggle turns into chaos, I feel that life is really meaningless.

4. Nowadays, the standard for finding a partner is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead

5. There is less true love now, and more people love you for money

6. In the future, I will give birth to a beautiful baby, and let his father take him to the world

7. According to the IQ of a pig, I am a handsome boy, are you just that pig?

8. Buddha said: There is no end to the sea of ??suffering, but when you turn around, you will reach the shore.

I said: There is no edge, where is the shore?

9. The purpose of going to school is to find a partner. This school is just a marriage agency

10. I came to work this morning. Just as they were whispering, the boss came, and the colleague immediately called the boss, "Nima, this is a friend"

11. Tuhao also means a bold and unrestrained country bumpkin

12. I will follow If you mess around, I will fall into the ditch, so now I quit

13. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn, and it will be gone as soon as it is withdrawn

14. For those who don’t like me, I just want to say one thing, you should wear sunglasses

15. Looking up at the sky at 45°, all I see are white clouds

16. There are two types of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil

17. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste

18. In this winter, for The only thing I will never leave is the cold

19. In fact, I am not vulgar, it’s just that it’s not very obvious

20. If you can’t bear it, just bear it again

21. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover called quilt

22. Before she could even get into sex, she was plucked out

23. Kill Survive the wolf, let go the tiger, once I was a 250

24. If I were the second B, then you would be the second best among the second B

25. Having a mouth makes me What you are saying is not for you to use as a decoration, so don’t pretend to be mute

26. I have my own things to do, so I don’t need you to point fingers from the side

27. Don’t talk about feelings with your sister. She has no feelings. She just gave up to a scumbag a few days ago

28. There is only one consequence for betraying a friend, and that is to stop being a human being

29. It doesn’t hurt, just because I never cared.

30. I’m so sorry to let you know my existence, you SB

31. The days without you, I am very happy, just because you are the source of my sadness

32. Don’t be sentimental about animals, because they don’t know how you hurt them

33. Since you are here Come here, there is no reason not to remember it

34. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister must look up to you

35. Who will take care of the dog around you? Let him bite people everywhere

36. I didn’t see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept walking

37. Breaking up is nothing, I can still love You

38. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, but the teacher is ignorant

39. When I am a tooth in your mouth in the next life, you will feel my pain as well

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40. I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable

41. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first

42. Sister, your charming facial features are the beginning of your crime

43. Instead of crying, it is better to force a smile, at least to be more decent

44. Thank you for the night, no matter today How sad, tomorrow is a new beginning

45. I don’t need your comfort, because at that time a weak person could listen

46. Love can help you gain the world, Hate can make you lose everything

47. Face life with a cynical attitude

48. The person in this world who can really hurt you is often the one you love most People

49. I have not been involved in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future

50. Maybe we don’t need each other, but there are a little more of us in life.

Lonely Funny Quotes for Diaosi

1. The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, and marrying you is impossible!

2. Your shameless look has the charm of me when I was young.

3. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

4. Others vomit truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students have failed at the end of the text: reciting the full text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting of mountains and rivers be compared to a little cinnabar between your eyebrows.

7. Damn mosquitoes, I’m not your father, why do you keep eating and drinking from me?

8. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

10. You are just like a bun, and it’s okay for a dog to follow you.

11. I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life, and then marry a woman like me.

12. I don’t know who will be like me and can’t conquer high heels.

13. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look at you at all, everyone is very busy.

14. In fact, I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents.

15. Some people are alive, but she is already dead; some people are alive, but he should have died long ago!

16. Stop barking. No one will care if you bark again. You are just a pig!

17. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

18. When you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19. The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, and marrying you is impossible!

20. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness.

21. As a homebody, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. My intelligence is invincible, and my stupidity is invincible.

23. Whoever looks for a girl these days, if he does, it means he is incompetent.

24. Although I am not a horse, I am not an ordinary donkey.

25. I don’t want a large crowd in a fight, I only want people who dare to fight.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the sound of the bell.

27. The reason why I am very confident is because confidence is free.

28. Mistress: I really love you. Big money: There is missing the word "money" behind your words.

29. When I am drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I will hold on to the wall.

30. I still can’t express my feelings. Rich text.