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How did the cow die?

1, blow up, cause, blow up; 2, fell dead, the reason, was blown to the sky, it can have no wings; 3, electrocuted, the reason, this cow did not fall to death, but was discovered by the owner of the beef hot pot restaurant; 4, suicide, the reason, this cow is under too much pressure, working hard every day, being blown every day. I heard that a cow climbed the fast rock on the high slope and jumped down (the cow was killed, but there were some females, so she chose to cut her wrists and so on). ). I wonder if it is dead. If it doesn't, it may be able to practice peerless martial arts and run again; 5, drowning, the reason, buffaloes like to stay in the water, cattle dare not, so I heard that some places kill cattle by drowning; 6. Crazy? Crazy to the limit, 7 holes bleed, alas, sad, this cow is infected with mad cow disease; 7. Being executed, because it was infected with the legendary swine flu H 1N 1, and has not appeared on the fast grass since it was isolated; 8. An accident? Go out and step on a stone to die? Crossing the street and being killed by a car? Drink water and swallow to death? Choke to death by eating grass? Choke? God, if you are interested, you can listen to Wang Sister-in-law swearing next door. 9. It is said that ants can kill elephants, but can't they kill cows? It is said that the cause of mad cow disease is that flies always bark and purr in its ears every day, and it is strange not to be crazy. Also, I wonder if you know that there is a blood-sucking parasite on the skin of cattle. It's awesome. At least its name is awesome. It's called "Cowshirt Whip". Too many cows dry up. 10, more dead cows became popular, and some people followed suit and died unconsciously. .