Who can tell me some jokes? (It needs to be super funny)

There is a teacher with a heavy accent who dictates to his students lt; lt; Wuchun gt; Smell the flowers, lying on the branches, the sadness is low; smell the shore like water in the distance, it is easy to see the spring green.

The shore seems green, the shore seems green, and the shore seems green.

One student dictated:

I am stupid

I am uneducated and my IQ is very low. If you ask me who I am, I am a big stupid donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.

Moreover, if you ask someone to read the original version of "Wo Chun" for you, it will be funnier if you read "I am stupid" (just let the person read it).

Ten messages found by thieves in stolen wallets

1. Secretly happy type:

Brother, I’m sorry, my money is in another In your wallet, this one is specially prepared to fool you.

2. The four types of humiliation:

Dear brother thief, this is just a small thing to honor your old man. It is not a respect. I don’t know if you have enough. Just spend it. If it’s not enough, just spend it. I will burn some for you during Qingming Festival.

3. Romantic and sentimental type:

Buddha said that looking back five hundred times in the previous life has resulted in passing by each other in this life. Today, in the vast sea of ??people, you put your gentle love Put your little hand in my pocket... I really want to say to you, "What fate!" If God gives me another chance, I really want to say three words to you, "Give me my money back." If you add another deadline, I will scold you for the rest of my life!

4. Official "Request for Instructions on the Return of Turned-In Funds"

My financial situation this year is not good. The cash flow from wallet operating activities has continued to be in deficit, and the profit has increased significantly compared with the same period last year. decrease, the debt ratio remains high, and there is no hope of turning around losses. In order to survive and develop stably, and to appease laid-off workers, I urgently need preferential policy support, so I apply for the return of part of the paid-in funds. Is it appropriate? Please comment!

5. Rhyme type:

This time you made a profit and I lost it, and the money will definitely be spent by you, but you don’t want to do it again, because God has already prepared a thunderbolt for you, which will kill you so that you will never want to be a thief again in your next life!

6. Tear-jerking and lofty ambitions:

The villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou. He has a house and a field at home. Show no mercy, form gangs and gangs, take advantage of my money and steal my money. In order to get back my money, I have to sell myself as a slave and do it myself. While working hard to make money, I also read articles, vowing to show my fame and kill my enemies with my strong will! From now on, the thief’s fingerprints are always with me, and I remember that this worry will last forever.

7. Bargaining type:

The password of the credit card is not easy to decipher. Please return the ID card to me, because it is too laborious to apply again. I can use a multiple-choice question for the password. Tell you.

8. Flying together:

My dear, steal slowly and be careful that JC grabs your hand. My dear, run away quickly and be careful that labor and capital will flatten you. Head

9. Caring type:

You have worked really hard, and you have worked so hard and selflessly. The credit card password is difficult to decipher. Please pay more attention and work more and smash the ATM machine. At this time, be sure to take care of yourself.

10. Enthusiastic type:

Thanks to your great love, I put your hand in my pocket despite my busy schedule. I am flattered and have endless aftertaste. I think about it day by day and night by night. , I hope you will come again next time. I will chop off your precious hand and offer it as a high-quality incense to pass on to future generations.