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How to comfort an accident, driving and wrestling, sewing 12 stitches can be humorous words. I feel funny when I say that. Pray for the great God.

Dad said that I want to find a wife and that I would like to have a child. Bill Gates said that he wanted his father to find Bill Gates, and that I promised Bill Gates. My dad promised Bill Gates, vice president of the World Bank. Dad promised the President of the World Bank. I said I recommended the vice president. My father promised World Bank President Bill Gates.

-It means doing.

Always call the secretary: I am going to play with Beijing in a few days.

The secretary called Gong: I want to stay in Beijing.

Call me at work: my husband is at home.

Telephone consultation: Several teachers were suspended.

Call grandpa: How many classes does grandpa play with me?

Grandpa called his secretary: Beijing Sun asked me to accompany him.

The secretary telegraphed the public that Beijing is always in a hurry.

Call the public: Wait till I'm gone.

Call the tutor: take some photos.

Call grandpa: Teacher 555 said some photos.

Grandpa calls his secretary: Beijing, get ready. ..........

After lunch in the canteen, I want to eat a plate of fried meat with green peppers. I ordered a plate of fried meat with green peppers, but I didn't see any meat. I ordered a plate of fried meat with green peppers, and I ordered a plate of fried meat with green peppers. When you find that there is no meat, say that the food is fried with green peppers.

Cycling through Xinhai Tunnel in the middle of the night, the bicycle "fell off the chain" and waved for help.

The slow cars saw it and all flashed into the fast lane.

Frustrated, a car suddenly turned and reversed in front of the house.

This array is pleased to welcome you forward.

But I saw the window shaking and throwing paper money in my face. ......