Five jokes inspire couples to get along.

Whether couples get along or couples get along, it is inevitable that there will be unhappiness, friction and disputes. However, the vulgar fruit is so unhappy that we are quite happy when we see it ... haha! There is a couple. The husband is watching TV and eating melon seeds. Suddenly, the wife shouted from the kitchen, "Honey, can you help me fix the light?" The husband said impatiently, "I'm not a plumber!" " "Before long, my wife shouted," Honey, can you help me repair the refrigerator? "The husband said impatiently," I'm not an electrical repairman! " "After a while, my wife shouted again," Can my husband help me repair the door of the wine cabinet? " The husband felt very annoyed and said angrily, "I'm not a carpenter!" " "Then I went outside to drink for fun. An hour later, my husband felt guilty and decided to go home and fix those things. But when I got home and found that everything was fixed, I asked my wife, "Why is everything fixed? The wife said, "after you left home, I sat outside the door sadly." It happened that a handsome young man passed by. After he knew this, he said with concern,' I can help you fix it! "But you can choose to make me a cake or make out with me once!" "When my husband heard this, he said," What cake did you make for him? The wife replied, "I'm not a cake maker." "Interpretation of marital responsibility, any housework should be done hard, even if you don't do it yourself, there must be a solution, and you can't shirk your original responsibility with a sentence" I won't do this ". (2) The husband scolded, "Where are the vegetables you cooked? Waxy yellow. " The wife immediately replied, "You come home so late every day. Of course, you don't know that they used to be' youthful' on my spatula. "When we begin to pay attention to the handsome guys and beautiful women around us and feel that the people around us have lost their former glory, please don't forget that the best years of his or her life are with us. (3) The long-term harmony between husband and wife is spoken out. When a local reporter asked about the secret of a happy marriage, the husband explained to the reporter: Well, it starts with our honeymoon. We went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. Originally, we were going to ride a donkey to the bottom of the canyon, but it didn't take long for my wife's donkey to fall off. My wife said calmly, the first time, we were on the road again, and the donkey fell down again. My wife said calmly, the second time, the donkey fell down before walking half a mile, and then my wife killed the donkey. I couldn't agree with her behavior, so I began to argue with her. At this time, my newly-married wife whispered to me: For the first time, there must be some awesome bottom lines in the interpretation of marriage. By testing the other side, you know where the other side's bottom line is, consciously give in, and never let yourself be unscrupulous. (4) Kobayashi said to his wife, "You always like to compare with Xiao Yang's house next door. He decorated the house, and you want me to decorate our house according to his decoration model; His family bought a computer, and you want me to buy a computer exactly like his family. What do you think? " "Have they added anything new to the family?" The wife asked anxiously. "He married a beautiful young wife yesterday." The husband replied. Interpretation: Don't always compare with others, and don't blindly imitate one family. Every couple has their own situation, and it is impossible to completely copy the happiness of others, just like the happiness of live high. (5) When Kobayashi's neighbor came home and saw Kobayashi standing outside the door, he went up to him strangely and asked, "Hey, Kobayashi, what's the matter? Can't get in the door? " Kobayashi smiled and said, "My brain is failing. I forgot my key!" " ""come to my house first. " The neighbor said enthusiastically. Kobayashi refused: "No, my wife will be back soon. "After the neighbor left, Kobayashi gently knocked on the door:" Dear, please open the door. Can't I admit my mistake? "Reading others is something to be proud of. Many times, they would rather be wronged than lose face in front of outsiders. The contradiction between husband and wife is big and should be solved at home. At no time should an iron gate separate two people. Seeing all kinds of wonderful and strange things that these five couples encounter when they get along, it really makes people feel a little helpless and want to laugh. Share it with friends and laugh!