There is an old joke ~ did you see it?

You took the college entrance examination this year! How much did you get?

-720.

-。 . . So high?

Almost, mainly because I forgot to write my composition.

-? Then how did you get 720?

-I won the first prize in the provincial contest of mathematics, physical chemistry and got ten points each.

-So you are 90 in Chinese, 0/50 in math, 0/50 in English and 300 in science?

-No, I'm 300.

-Have you studied Chinese?

-That's not true. It's just that there was a mistake when I registered for the college entrance examination, and it was issued on the day of the college entrance examination.

-。 . .

-Hey, why don't you talk?

-Which university did you apply to?

-Tongji University.

-Why not Jiangbei?

Because my two girlfriends went to Qingbei separately, I couldn't cope with the exam in Tsinghua, so I had to go to Tongji.

-720 should be the champion.

-No, No.719.

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-the champion is the daughter of the director of the provincial education department. She is the second scholar and I am the first scholar. ? However, the Education Bureau found out that I was a senior one, so I was disqualified as the top scholar.

-Senior one should be able to take the college entrance examination. This punishment is unfair!

-It's okay. Anyway, that 7 19 is my girlfriend.

What time do you go to bed every day?

Two o'clock in the morning.

-Oh, no wonder.

-yeah, play dota.

-。 . . Don't your parents care?

Anyway, they won't be back until 3 o'clock when they play mahjong.

Then why did you do so well in the exam? Did you have a good state in the college entrance examination?

-I don't think so. I ran out of ink during the Chinese exam, which affected my mood.

Brush? Isn't it forbidden to use a writing brush in the college entrance examination?

-My calligraphy is similar to a pen. The marking teacher didn't notice-then you must have a high IQ.

-No tests.

-Are you left-handed?

-Yeah.

So you took the college entrance examination with a pen in your left hand?

-No, I use my left foot?

-What do you think your success is?