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Duanzi Three Kingdoms, funny [159]: Zhuge Liang ~ nap
Zhuge Liang works immediately after lunch, and sometimes asks other colleagues to give up taking a nap, which makes colleagues very angry!
One day at noon, Zhuge Liang pulled Vice Chairman Guan and asked Vice Chairman Guan to go to work in the afternoon. His blood pressure rose and his face turned red!
In a rage, the lieutenant went to the boss Liu Bei and told Zhuge Liang.
Liu Bei called Zhuge Liang to his office and said, "Manager Zhuge, Vice Chairman Guan said that you don't take a nap at noon, so pay attention to your health!"
When Zhuge Liang heard the words "Vice President Guan", he couldn't help but fly into a rage ~ Zhuge Liang's lofty ideal of unifying the world and helping the Han Dynasty was abruptly turned into a sad ending in the workplace by his colleague Vice President Guan!
Zhuge Liang could no longer control his emotions and growled at his boss, Liu Bei: "Vice Chairman Guan is a dirty lie! I take a nap every day and sleep until midnight! "
Liu Bei was stupefied, thinking that labor and capital are well-intentioned, but you treat it like a donkey's liver and lung! Then, Liu Bei was angry, too, and pointed to the door: "Get out! Get out! You are a boutique! "
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