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The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
A boy swears to a girl: Dear, please marry me, or I will die.
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?
Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, a street sign says' School-Go Slow'.
Teacher: John, why are you late every morning?
John: Every time I come to the corner, there is a sign that says, "School-Be careful."
Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where is your exercise book?
Tom: Excuse me, miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning. ...
Teacher: Oh, my God! That's terrible! Did he rob you?
Tom: He ... He robbed my exercise book. ....
Teacher: Tom, why are you late today? Where's your exercise book?
Tom: Sorry, teacher, I met a robber on my way to school today. ...
Teacher: Oh, dear! Too bad! Did he rob you of anything?
Tom: He … He took my exercise book …
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