Funny greetings to friends.

Funny greetings to friends. You can also send some interesting greetings to your friends to make them happy. Can't perfunctory each other's wishes. Sincere wishes will make them stronger. Blessing is a shining memory in life. It would be better if you said it yourself. After reading the funny greetings to friends, choose one to send!

Funny greetings to friends 1 Funny greetings to friends (Chapter 1)

1, work is boring, making money is hard, but the ideal is lofty. When I am rich, I will drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks, and I will dip them in sugar. I'll buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour one bowl!

2, SMS care about reporting, I wish you Wahaha every day, Robust every day, every iced tea, everything is coke, Wang Laoji is in a good mood, good luck in summer is Sprite, and everything goes well.

3. When I wave my hand, your troubles turn to dust; When I smile, your sadness is thrown away; With a wave of my hand, you are full of happiness; I sent a message saying that happiness is running behind you!

4, a persistent, two sincere, mixed with three confused, four pity, plus five money tears, six two tenderness, with seven cups of romance, with eight points of love for fire, nine tests, boil into a perfect fruit.

5. I wish you happy every day, happy with your stomach, happy with your nose, happy with the sky, happy with the water, happy when you think of me, happy when you are unhappy, healthy and happy!

6. Birds, birds, twittering. Breeze, breeze, worry. Blessing, blessing should be early. Text message, text message, just right. Friend, friend, smile when you see this message!

7. As we meet for a long time, our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you a happier, happier and more moist life.

8. String the chain of time with happy beads; Repair life with happy cloth; Filter out the troubled sand with the sieve of mood; Build a happy building with harvested stones.

9. Don't stand up and have a rest when you are tired; Don't be bored, contact; Don't be greedy, miss big; Don't worry about it when you are happy, you will be happy with it; Friends often remember, information!

10, haha is a happy smile, hehe is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hehe is a sly smile, and roar is a skin-to-skin smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

1 1. Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. But for me, happiness means that you are fattened, healthy and then slaughtered, haha, piggy.

12, Fengtian Shipping, Emperor Zhao said that although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, and it is cold and hot, and this order is issued. Ai Qing needs to be kind to herself, add clothes in time to prevent colds, stay happy at any time, and don't disobey orders!

13, God said to me, if I don't bless you, the rooster will lay eggs, the sun will turn black, and the earth will stop turning immediately. In order to prevent chaos in the world, I have to wish you happiness all the time, every day.

14, eighteen palms of the dragon, crushing troubles; Nine yin bones and claws, driving away sorrow and leaving no residue; Gan Kun moved a lot and moved happiness into your heart; Let happiness always accompany you.

15, I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the basket on behalf of my family's vegetable gang, stump, melon seedlings and noodle soup: I wish you a happy day!

Funny greetings to friends (part two)

1, the best wishes are not written on the greeting card, but in the remarks column of the transfer.

2, ten years of life and death, don't think about it, the pig hits the tree, you hit the pig!

3, hugging is really a very strange thing, obviously so close, but can't see each other's face.

After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful thing in the world is not that I hate you, but that you are fat.

6. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

7. Don't put a cup in front of people with little power, but show it off in front of people with great power.

8. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?

9. No matter in the unknown horizon or in the corner of the sea, I hope that one day when I am too old to lose my teeth, it will be you who will watch the sunset hand in hand with me and see the clouds rolling.

10, life should be easy, life should be calm, feelings should be sincere, people should be kind, invite me to dinner sincerely, and don't be sad when giving.

1 1. You smell her perfume, and you know it's not as expensive as mine.

12. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

13, I said: I have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!

14, behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

15, a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

Interesting greetings to friends (Chapter III)

1, I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleep naturally every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others work overtime for a raise! The company makes a fortune every day, and someone will take care of you!

2, sitting and laughing, lying and laughing, grinning; Laugh when something happens, laugh when nothing happens, and laugh happily; I laugh too, you laugh too, and wish me a message; May you be happy and laugh every day!

3, you are soy sauce and I am vinegar, giving you good luck and blessings; You are sugar and I am salt. I send you a thousand blessings. You are red wine and I am ice. May you have a good mood every day!

4, I wish: the leader dotes on you, the police let you, the court treats you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink, and the fortune covers you. Only you won the prize!

5. My short message followed the autumn, crossed oceans and mountains, experienced vicissitudes, witnessed the changes of the world and experienced bitter thoughts. Just want to tell you softly when you pass by in autumn, it's cold, pay attention to your health!

6. Run away with a smile and worry, and disappear with a smile and anger. This is a pity for San Xiao. Laugh four times and get sick, laugh five times without getting old, laugh six times and be happy, and laugh often and live longer than Nanshan.

7. I want you to be ignorant: you don't understand those troubles; I want you to be disobedient: don't listen to those sarcastic words; I want you to forget: forget those who have hurt you; I also want you to be a playboy: have a heart as beautiful as a flower!

8. If a drop of water symbolizes blessing, then I will send you a South China Sea; If a star contains a happiness, then I will send you a galaxy; If a spoonful of honey implies a kind of yearning, then I will give you a hornet's nest, so I can't believe I can't stab you. Hehe, I wish you a happy day ~

9. The imperial edict is to carry goods in the sky. The emperor said: Autumn is coming, and it is crisp. I sent a short message specially, wishing Ai Qing good health, all her troubles will disappear and she will be happy every day! Qin this!

10, some people say: loose left shoelace means I miss you, and loose right shoelace means you miss me! I tied my left shoelace tightly and loosened my right shoelace, but the left shoelace was still loose. I can't help thinking about you!

1 1. Send a short message that will steal things, steal your worries, steal your losses, steal your stress, steal everything that affects your happiness, and make you a poor person with only happiness! Ha ha laugh

12, no matter how annoying, I will remember to smile; No matter how urgent I am, I will pay attention to my tone; No matter how difficult it is, I will continue to insist; No matter how tired you are, you will never forget to disturb your sleep again. No matter how angry you are, you should pay attention to your image, dry your tears and go back to sleep!

13, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby and cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, and your frugal character deserves praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

14, I always shed tears silently for you, but even so, I don't want you to go. I once asked myself whether it was worthwhile to pay, but your figure has been lingering in my heart. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided: damn onions don't cut!

15, Happy Yesterday, Happy Today, Happy Tomorrow, Happy Every Day; Wealth Monday, good luck Tuesday, peach blossom Wednesday, noble Thursday, harvest Friday, play Saturday, I wish you a good mood every day!

Funny greetings to friends will be a great blessing for Sri Lankan people in two days. You must first ring its bell, light its screen, display its words, and fill its mind with blessings, so that the Sri Lankan people will be happy, their mouths will rise, they will smile and be happy!

Either sleepy or drunk, in short, don't be too tired; Don't buy expensive, don't waste, in short, be affordable; Happy queue, followed by good luck, in short, charming mood!

I haven't heard from you for a long time I want to die. I have cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu and hanged myself with noodles, but I have never died. Invited me to dinner and died.

Idle is a bit boring, texting to tease you; The mobile phone beeps, don't forget me; Smile more, be sincere, and all your troubles will be gone; Text messages convey politeness, remember to smile often. I wish you a good mood.

Friends wish you a card game. I wish you: love is as long as heart, career is as blooming as plum blossom, peace is as square as square, wealth is as thick as spades, and good luck holds the king in your hand. May happiness be infinite.

Send you a happiness number, secretly smile at the corner of your mouth, and immediately report your luck; The mood is quietly beautiful, and the numbers will definitely fly forward; After the blessing words are collected, you are the number one. Happiness!

Flowers are not fragrant, bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. Whether to send a text message or not is, of course, my decision.

Practice a set of happiness maze boxing, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish happiness everywhere.

Happy action essentials: trouble and sadness, kicking; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

Beautiful flowers, fragrant flowers, blooming flowers. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

Blow peach blossom red, willow green, blow away the fatigue accumulated in your heart, wake up frogs, blow back swallows, and blow away happiness. I wish you health and safety in the spring season.

Greetings come uninvited and send a happy signal; Cold and loneliness drive away, warmth and warmth; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you pretend to be serious, I'll throw you a bundle of money!

If it is a flower, it must bloom brilliantly and make spring jealous; If it is grass, it should thrive and be envied by green trees; If you are cute, you should eat fatter, which will make you taste better.

I looked east, west, south, north and up and down. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find my heart. Suddenly I understood that you stole it.

You are a seed that takes root in my heart. I will be happy because of your happiness, and I will cherish your position in my heart. You are not allowed to go anywhere in this life and the next! send one's regards to

Don't fight happiness, you can't fight it; Don't race with happiness, you can't run; Don't be serious about health, you can't compare it; Don't fight with luck, you can't beat it; Don't be hostile to my blessing, you can't beat it!

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