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1, the traffic in mountainous areas is underdeveloped, and few people in mountainous areas have eaten seafood.

I only heard from the older generation that the things in the sea are fresh and delicious.

Once, a mountaineer went up the mountain to do business and bought a small crab with big copper coins from the market.

After returning home, the whole family is very happy!

Fill the pot with water quickly, then throw the crab into the pot, cover the lid, light the fire and start cooking crab soup.

The pot boiled and everyone in the family ate a big bowl. After drinking it, they all said that the soup was really fresh.

After drinking the soup, the mother went to wash the pot and found the crab crawling on the table.

There was a drought in the village, and the farmer asked the mage for rain!

The farmer asked, "When will it rain?"

The mage handed the farmer a piece of paper and ordered, "The secret can't be revealed, but it can only be opened in rainy days!" " "

Soon, it rained!

The farmer excitedly opened the note and saw that it said, "It's raining today."

The farmer sighed, "How fucking accurate!"

A customer ordered a donkey whip and deliberately asked the lady what the name of this dish was. The young lady blushed and the customer proudly stuffed a paragraph into her mouth. At this moment, the young lady said: This is what was put on the donkey cart!

4. A man tells his wife to eat and sleep; Tell my sister-in-law to eat and sleep; Say to the beauty, eat and sleep; Say to Xiaomi, eat and sleep; Tell the ugly girl what to eat and what to sleep!

5. the Monkey King and Bai went to get a room. After that, Wukong said: a fucking leprechaun is a leprechaun, and the hymen is so thick! Bai said: Your mother B, dead monkey, you can't change your impatience. You'll do it before my underwear takes off!

6. A large group of girls went to the farm for internship, and the bishop of the farm milked the milk. After the demonstration, everyone was taught to give it a try. At this time, a girl was puzzled to see that others had squeezed a small part of the tube, and her own was only a little. The farmer came over to have a look and said, "Miss, you not only squeezed in the wrong place, but also chose the wrong cow."

7. The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I am a system with the leader. The security guard said: Chicken X and eggs are also a system. Chicken X has gone in. Can eggs go in?

8. A person went to the hospital, and the doctor asked: What's the matter? M: Don't laugh after listening. Doctor: Of course. The man took off his trousers. The reproductive organs are only as thick as matchsticks, and the doctor smiled. The man is furious: it's swollen for several days, and you still laugh!