Homophonic terrier is funny and easy to make mistakes. What jokes have you made because of homophonic?

Many people will encounter homophonic stalks in their lives, making mistakes easily and even making jokes. A few times, they made jokes because of homophonic stalks.

There is a director in our company, whose surname is Nie. We all call him a post here. This leader is quite dignified. It must be bad to see him calling you. Every time I am either scolded or trained. Seeing him, he quickly hid away and told him to sneak away. I don't know when, Nie Chu told us at the meeting that we don't need to call him Nie Chu, just call him the director. Is there a problem?

My son took the college entrance examination this year, which coincided with the epidemic. The college entrance examination was postponed for a month. In order to make my son get a good grade in the exam, my partner and I sent him to the college entrance examination. To get off to a good start, we wore robes. My wife is wearing a cheongsam. After getting off the bus, my son resolutely refused to let me see him off. I said that your mother wears cheongsam for your success, and I wear cheongsam for your success. The son said, it's silly to wear a mandarin jacket in summer!

After our son finished the exam, we also relaxed. He was allowed to rest at home because he had to go to work. When he got home, he found himself chatting with a friend with a portrait of a woman. When he saw us, he asked, "What are you doing?" ? He said without looking up, "The rain girl has no melon. What does this mean? The wife came over and said, the son means you go away! What does rain girl have to do with walking away?

These days, when my wife saw her son doing nothing, she muttered a few words, and her son was not a good quarrel, so she replied. It doesn't matter if two people start to ignore each other, and it doesn't matter if the wife ignores her son. Then I vent my anger and see what I don't like. I always yell at me. I asked the reason and went straight to that sentence: burning eyebrows, three hiding!

Well, I'm really lucky to meet such a pair of stooges. Seeing them, I feel that a good life is the source of happiness. Home and love are the bright future. Life needs all kinds of flavors, and life needs to be faced with a smile. what do you think?