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On the self-mockery of old aunts and young girls' hearts

1, obviously middle-aged, with a girl's heart in her bones. Obviously plump, I still feel as light as a swallow in my bones.

2, middle age is the age, and girls are the mentality. I like this word.

3, obviously underage, powdered a bunch of stars of uncle age. Also, soak your feet every day and use anti-hair loss shampoo.

4, obviously want to pour the country into the city, but fat five flowers and three floors.

I still feel as light as a swallow. Is my long bone hollow and thin?

6. I began to like pink and became a pink girl.

7. The first order of double twelve is not a bag, not a lipstick, not a snack, but a shampoo. It used to be dandruff removal, but now it is anti-stripping.

8. In the past, Lori was accompanied by an uncle, but now I think the fairy should be accompanied by small fresh meat.

9. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of being single.