Funny sentences about this look

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1. Actually, the fact that I don’t talk to you is not because I hate you. I’m just afraid that my wisdom and connotation will affect your appreciation of my handsomeness.

2. There are two types of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. I am in the middle, so ugly!

3. Do you know why beauties have had such a bad life since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

4. I dare not go out when it snows. If I get covered in snow, everyone will mistake me for Dabai.

5. When visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year this year, please take care of your children! Don't call me aunty when you see me, call me sister.

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6. I was riding the bus that day, and suddenly I had to fart, and I couldn’t hold it in anymore. There happened to be music, so I farted several times in batches according to the rhythm, and then I realized that I was wearing headphones.

7. Others can go to Paris alone after a breakup, but after a breakup, I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs. I don’t dare to add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles that cost six yuan.

8. Some people say that everything will straighten out when it reaches the bridge. But with your weight, the boat will sink before it reaches the bridge.

9. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people, who were in the same group a moment ago, become enemies in the blink of an eye.

10. You can’t imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

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11. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, and he talks about love in a slippery way! If you want to love me, then love me.

12. Why do I have to buy clothes every year and feel like I have nothing new to wear every year? Because your temperament is increasing year by year, the clothes you wore last year are not worth wearing this year.

13. Why are you myopic? In order to ignore the world, you choose to blur your eyes.

14. In fact, the most disloyal thing to yourself in the world is money. It's easy to go out together, but in the end we can't come back together. What a waste of my feelings!

15. Two frogs fell in love and gave birth to a clam after they got married. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, "Bitch, what's going on?" The female frog cried and said, "Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you."