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The connection between Yancheng dialect and ancient Chinese. . . Heroes, help!

Give way: refers to leisure in time and space. Exodus 1: In recent years, I have been working on this book as long as there are concessions. Exodus 2: There is such a big concession between the two houses. Is there no place to build a motorcycle shed?

Let's have a meal at home refers to the farewell dinner invited by relatives and friends to the girl who is about to get married. This is a folk custom in Jianhu, Funing and Binhai. Before a girl gets married, her immediate family members should invite her to dinner. Exodus 1: These two days are really busy. My niece let her eat it before she took it home to eat it! Example 2: Master Wang, if I invite my niece to dinner tomorrow, I'll go to your restaurant and get two tables!

Let's not be crazy. This is a philosophy of tolerance and patience.

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[Rao Si] Fourth, take its voice and use words to be tested. It means let go. Exodus 1: Give me a break, I can't finish your task! Exodus 2: I'm afraid the procuratorate will not spare him this time! Exodus 3: Take me to spare him! I won't spare him! Exodus 4: You think I spared him. Yes, it's impossible!

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[People around you] makes people confused at once. Example 1: This topic is people around you, so be careful when you do it.

Proverb [can't afford to hide]. It means that when you are in trouble, you can't afford it, so take a detour to avoid conflicts.

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[Hot list account] Hot list indicates excitement; Hot bill account means just for fun. Example 1: I don't want to be 50 years old. Let's heat up the bill together! Exodus 2: New Year greetings, which year are you celebrating? Just a popular billing account!

Hot soup means a little hot. Exodus 1: this porridge is still edible, and there are some gere soup.

[Hot talk about three customs] Binhai dialect refers to being eloquent and talkative. Exodus 1: I heard him talk about the three customs of that hot spot all afternoon.

【 Hot and dry 】 refers to the feeling of being agitated. Exodus 1: It feels hot and dry sitting in your house. Take me out for a walk. Exodus 2: This car is hot and dry. Can't you open the door a little?

"Hot is hot rammer" refers to the very hot weather. Exodus 1: I'm really unhappy to go to Shanghai on such a hot and humid day. Exodus 2: on such a hot, hot and humid day, you have to eat three meals a day, so you have to take some money home!

Dongtai dialect, which describes the appearance of hot rice. Exodus 1: Even in cold weather, the food and rice I come to the student canteen are always warm and cheerful. I have never sold cold dishes and cold rice. This work is well done.

【 Hot-faced crane holding cold ass 】 Crane, take its voice, use words to be tested, and its meaning is near and near. This dialect is used to describe condescending to others. Exodus 1: It is our sin to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on disaster relief, so we go out to live with a hot face and a cold ass, and we want to squander you when we get home. Exodus 2: I am such a bad temper. I would rather fail in this matter than live in a hot-faced crane's cold ass! Exodus 3: I am a driver, not a buddy. Call me a hot-faced crane to hug his cold ass. I'd rather not drive than do it!

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[Stupid] At this time, swear words. Meat, say the ancient sound, enter the sound. It means accusing the other party of "a person as old as you (how can this be)". Exodus 1: How dare you pee in front of my house? Exodus 2: There is another saying in Jianhu rural area that "people are dull, swollen and fat", which means scolding adults for doing bad things without good results.

[Multi-player ram] The words used to pick up sounds are to be tested. It means that many people can't do things. Exodus 1: Just a few things, just two people. Too many people will be reversed.

Never underestimate these two skins. They can not only confuse right and wrong, but also destroy everything. Not only can you kill people, but you can also bring down the country! "A man's mouth is two skins" is a simple saying. It's not worse than a sword or a vat! "A person's mouth is covered with two skins" and the word "insipid" is the enlightenment of Yancheng people after several generations of wind and frost and penetrating the world of mortals. Seemingly dull, but actually magical! "A person's mouth is covered with two skins" and his words are plain and faint, which is the warning of Yancheng people to the world!

As the saying goes, people follow the king's law and grass follows the wind. Grass must bow before the wind, and man must obey before the law.

[People can't bump their heads] means that the road a person has traveled in his life can't be as straight and flat as carpentry, and it is always full of twists and turns. Exodus 1: No one can bump his head first, and no one can laugh at each other!

As the saying goes, "there are many people who tamper, but few people panic." Ramming refers to the tools or machinery used to crush the foundation of the site, including wood rammer, stone rammer and iron rammer. Ramming refers to the labor of smashing the foundation of the site with a rammer. There was no mechanized operation before, and tamping was hard work. Many people pulled the rope to lift the rammer. When tamping, they sing, a leader, and everyone responds. When tamping, some people hold ropes in their hands, while others hold ropes in their hands. Because there are many people, some people are lazy. Here, tamping means that when doing things, there are too many people, they are noisy and some people are lazy. Zhang San said this, and Li Si said that there were too many people, but too few people delayed too much. However, when there are few people, some people are in a hurry, but things are done quickly. There is philosophy and dialectics in this sentence, not all strength and courage.

There is a saying: "Dozens of people are too busy". Dozens of sections are dozens of stages. It shows that people's life is not smooth sailing, nor is it a straight road to the end. According to poverty, abundance, adversity and prosperity, it can be divided into dozens of stages. It is intended to warn people that if you are rich, you will think about poverty, and if you are rich, you will think about adversity.

People fart and catch fire when they leave. Exaggerated terrain brings people good luck, and everything is smooth and easy to handle. Contrary to the old saying "people always fart in their heels behind their backs". It is said that people are unlucky and everything goes wrong.

People respect what they have, but dogs bite ugly things. Dogs always like to bite ugly people and poor people, and lick their feet and necks when they see rich people. Some people like to kiss up to the rich, give them gifts and money at 4: 08, and blow their beards and stare when they see the poor. The first sentence is about people, and the second sentence is about dogs. It seems that they are talking about two things, but in fact, they are talking about one thing. Dogs are said to be people, and dogs are compared with people. Such people and dogs are essentially the same thing.

People should pay long, and the accounts should be short. People should make long-term friends, not just in front of them; However, in economic exchanges, it is necessary to settle accounts frequently, and it is impossible not to settle accounts for several years. After a long time, both sides can't remember clearly, which is easy to produce contradictions.

People don't mix, accounts don't mix Asshole, swearing, refers to unreasonable and shameless words and actions. As long as people are not guilty, that account will never be wrong. This proverb is a pun and powerful.

Bad luck, fart and hit the heel. Exaggerated terrain makes people do everything they can when they are unlucky. Contrary to this proverb, "people leave, fart and catch fire." It is said that when people are lucky, everything is smooth and easy to do.

It is unlucky for people to drink cold water to plug their teeth. Whether it is cold water or hot water, it is impossible to plug your teeth with water. It is terrible to exaggerate the terrain.

Everyone should bow their heads when they go to the porch. The corridor is the eaves. Under the veranda, it means the environment is bad. No matter how tall a person is, he should keep his head down under the porch, otherwise he can't get in. It means that people have to "condescend" in that harsh environment. Example 1: When Lao Liang was on the stage, it was Chinese smoke. He didn't smoke that month. Now, when he comes home from prison, he still smokes a pack of brand-name cigarettes for 35 yuan. Everyone who wants to go down the porch must bow their heads!

As the saying goes, human feelings are not debts, but pots sold on the head. Exaggerated saying that human feelings are too strong to force debts, lamenting that the world is cold and human feelings are like tigers.

People are in a hurry and there is nowhere to hide. It is really fierce to say that human feelings are too strong and use exaggerated methods to force debts.

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Recognizing the bureau is forced to reluctantly admit the fait accompli caused by the bad luck of the bureau and resign. Exodus 1: I bought a sick pig for fifty dollars, only because I didn't listen to the veterinarian at that time. Now I have to admit it. Exodus 2: Well, I think I will pay you today, so please don't come tomorrow.

Cruelty is to admit that the other party is better than oneself and to admit the unreasonable demands made by the other party. Exodus 1: I think you are cruel. I'll move out early tomorrow morning. Isn't that okay?

To recognize the head is to acquiesce in reality from the mind. Exodus 1: His wife is hard to find. I say a few words for his family, and it's no use for his son to deny his head! Exodus 2: Actually, that unit is quite good. He doesn't even know how to address others.

To recognize the time is to recognize this fate. Exodus 1: I told him it was a second-hand mobile phone, but he thought it was a lie! Exodus 2: The matchmaker told him that the girl had hepatitis and he knew when to play. What is there to say now?

[recognize you] [recognize you] means mutual tolerance. Example 1: Nan, I know you are malicious. You don't have to pay me insurance, but you have to pay me freight. Exodus 2: I know you are from Henan, so this time it's over. I dare not deal with Henan people next time.

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Take its voice and use its words to test it. It means nonsense. Exodus 1: You are listening to him. Can you take his words as a sentence? Exodus 2: He said that there are still 2,000 yuan a ton of steel. Isn't this a waste of time?

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Rubbing one's life is killing one's life. Exodus 1: Last night, I almost made her mother angry and rubbed her life. Exodus 2: Those who don't know how to raise such disappointing things make me angry and rub my life every day.

[rubbings search] Take its sound and use its words for examination. It means complaining. Exodus 1: I'm afraid my girl will search me. Ex. 2: Tell him to buy it himself, but he won't go. People bring things to the buyer, and he thinks this one is not good-looking, and that one is not good-looking, so he rubs people to make a set of things.

[rubbing their hands] is fooling around, fiddling with, and doing things that should not be done. Exodus 1: He really grinds his heart and sends an eight-or nine-year-old Yazi to Nanjing to study. Exodus 2: Keep rubbing your heart all day long, and buy another one if you can sell a good house.

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[Meat calculation] Meat, read ancient sounds, not modern Chinese sounds. It means mental arithmetic. Exodus 1: Don't underestimate those old people in the countryside. Although he can't read, they eat fast!

Jianhu dialect and Du Yan dialect both refer to rich and stingy people. Exodus 1: Although he always lives in a broken house. His family is definitely the meat head of Zhenbei Village! The second kind refers to people who are confused, ignorant and do stupid things. Third, it refers to wealthy families. The third explanation is also found in Binhai dialect.

[Rouguding] Rou, read ancient sounds, not modern Chinese sounds. Refers to the kind of hair mole that grows on people or animals. Example 1: Director Qi is easy to recognize, and the left corner of his mouth is as big as diced meat.

[Meat Master] Meat, read ancient sounds, not modern Chinese sounds. It means that children become a burden. This dialect vocabulary is very vivid. Exodus 1: If it weren't for these two fat children, I would have gone out to work. Exodus 2: You don't listen to me. Why do you have this wart?

[Meat Heart] Meat, read ancient sounds, not modern Chinese sounds. It means in the middle, the best place Judging from pronunciation and word formation, this dialect vocabulary may be influenced by ancient Chinese, which is very beautiful. Example 1: The best wood is the material of meat core. Example 2: There are commercial houses all around, and a shopping mall has been built in Rouxin. Of course this business is good!

[Soft] Take its sound, use words to be tested, be soft, read the ancient tone, and don't read the modern Chinese sound. It means raw and bloody, which makes people feel a kind of spiritual shock. Exodus 1: That car was badly hit. The poor driver was lying on the ground, and no one dared to touch him! Example 2: On the evening of March 3, 2004, a man named Sanya, who was broadcast by CCTV, crippled several children he bought with a knife and went out to beg. Those sprouts left him riddled with holes, so that he could not shed tears.

[Chicken Zi Ling] Meat, read ancient sounds, not modern Chinese sounds. Refers to a chicken or bird without hair, and is often used as a metaphor for a naked child.

As the saying goes, "Too much meat is too fat". Metaphor means that if there are more objects to choose and there is more room for choice, there will be a situation of picking left and choosing right and finding fault. Example 1: When he first came to recruit, he told us that he only needed to graduate from junior college. Now the meat is too fat because of the large number of applicants. He said it must be a bachelor's degree, male, local hukou, and someone under 30 years old. All the restrictions have come.

[Zhuo Zhuo] Meat, reading ancient sounds, not reading modern Chinese sounds. Describe how people are fattened. More derogatory. Exodus 1: How can this place be rich? All the men in Zhuo Zhuo play mahjong at home, and one of them does nothing but live. Exodus 2: Is it feasible that the blood and sweat of the whole town raise meat one by one in Zhuo Zhuo, but they don't work for the people?

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"As beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as jade, in full swing" is to describe the way you speak when you make a statement. 1: Last time he placed an order in Shanghai, didn't he say fireworks? Are you sure he will come to build a lake on the 5th of this month? "Exodus" He said: What was said at the investment promotion meeting was as gorgeous as fire. This is true, the project can only be put into production if it is built in our lake!

[Wishful professional] [Wishful speech] is irresponsible speech. It is derogatory. Exodus 1: The road should be as wide as it is said. What's the use of urban norms? Exodus 2: You can go to work wherever you want and talk casually. Are there any organizing principles?

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[Soft] Take the sound and use the words to be tested. It means to wipe the water with a cloth. Exodus 1: The table is full of water. Find a cloth to make it soft! Example 2: The little guy picked up a black ink and softened his mother's headscarf. Won't his mother hit him?

[Sigh] Dongtai dialect means to get away quietly. Exodus 1: He was afraid that I would go to dinner today, and he had already sighed lightly.

[Soft Tone] Binhai dialect refers to the use of hard methods and hard words to achieve their goals.

[Soft file] Dongtai dialect refers to the key parts of the body, mostly weak parts such as waist, abdomen, kidney and crotch. Exodus 1: He kicked the man into the soft gear. In Exodus, he poked, er, his soft gear.

"Soft cooked" describes the appearance of soft, soft, soft. Exodus 1: This kind of cloth is quite soft and familiar, and it makes a good quilt lining. Example 2: Tube grass (refers to neat straw) can not be twisted until it is soft and ripe.

The name of the Chinese character radical "soft ear" is "opposite to hard ear". But in Binhai dialect, it refers to people who are easy to listen to others.

[Soft spy reading] Binhai dialect refers to the rhetoric of entanglement. Exodus 1: Nothing is impossible for him. He relied on the hard work of that soft traitor.

[Soft hanging is more crooked than hemp] Take its sound and use its words for examination. It's about how you can do it. Exodus 1: That man's soft crane is more crooked than hemp, which is more difficult! Exodus 1: As long as he can make money, he is not as good as hemp, and he has everything.

Metaphor soft knife blunt cotton 】 【 that kind of extremely introverted personality, also said that things are not simple, refreshing. Exodus 1: Although his knife is too soft, his cotton is too dull. He can do things in an orderly way without a step. Exodus 2: Couples are all soft knives and dull cotton, and three punches can't make a stuffy fart.

[Ruo Hu Dazhi] Take its voice and use its words for examination. It means to be careless. Exodus 1: You are also a fool. Oh, I wonder if the motorcycle oil is on! Exodus 2: You are reckless. If you don't even lock the safe door after work, people can crawl and run.