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What would they look like if these dogs were police dogs?

What would they look like if these dogs were police dogs?

German Shepherds

Police: Go!

German Shepherds: Look at me, believe me. German Shepherds are the most common police dogs. They can complete orders well. When given a task, he will absolutely obey his orders and carry them out regardless.

Border Collie

Police: Get on!

Border Collie: You have a gun, why don’t you get on?

Although Border Collie They have high IQs, but because they are so smart, if they know there is danger, they will not take risks and run away first~

Teddy dogs

Police: Go!

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Teddy: Go? Who?

Although Teddy dogs are smart, they are small in size and have insufficient attack power. They also like to play hooligans and turn into their own "criminals" every minute. molecular".

Husky

Police: Go!

Erha: Who am I? Where am I?

Huskies are relatively nervous dogs If they are used as police dogs, they will easily forget where they are or even what they are doing, and it is easy for them to reach mutual understanding with criminals.

Tibetan Mastiff

Police: Go!

Tibetan Mastiff: You all have to die!

Tibetan Mastiffs are very ferocious dogs and are "crazy" "It's still very difficult to control. If you were a police dog, you would be bitten to death by them without even a chance for interrogation."

Golden Retriever

Police: Go!

Golden Retriever: But he looks like a good person

Golden Retrievers are very docile and friendly. People are basically not aggressive. If you act like a card, you may think that he is a good person, and you will wag your tail to welcome him.