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The complete lines of Happiness in super happy.
Mary: I'm marry
He Jiong: In this happy Spring Festival, super happy has launched the experience activity of "Sun your unhappiness and pad my super happy".
Mary: This activity was personally created by Mr. Die, the president of super happy Insole.
He Wei: Our activity is in. In less than a year, several netizens exposed their unhappiness
Mary: Wow, it's so intense. We will choose two of the most unfortunate ones to experience the happiness of super happy.
He Jiong: Before that, we will take to the streets to interview some messy passers-by.
Mary: Yes, there are many passers-by of different ages today. Let's see how unfortunate they are.
He Jiong: Hey.
Mary: Does it have anything to do with you?
He Jiong: Is there anything unhappy about the interview?
Mary: Are you sick?
He Jiong: Hey, hey, tell me.
Mary: Hey, where are you filming? Do you know if you have human rights? Stop filming.
Mary: Hello, children. What grade are you in?
What's the matter?
He Jiong: I'm unhappy every day because I'm under a lot of pressure every day. I have to learn a lot of things.
I have to learn to draw and learn to split after learning English. I asked my father why I want to learn to split. My father said,
Let you split. There's no such nonsense.
Okay, I'm going to split. Bye, aunt.
Mary: Bye, He Jiong.
Mary: Happiness, happiness, I have a job now, and my children are filial to the elderly. They are all so happy and happy.
He Jiong: What are you unhappy about?
Mary: What?
He Jiong: unhappy
Mary: What do you mean unhappy?
Mary: Big Brother, it is definitely unhappy to see you in this environment. Then please share with us why you are unhappy.
He Jiong: It will be disastrous if you meet your bosom friend for a thousand drinks and drink less. Remember to drink without driving. . Drink. . Don't drink too much.
I'm in prison. . .
He Jiong: Wow, it's really unhappy. Fortunately, we have super happy. Today, we selected friends who thought they were very, very unhappy from dozens of people and came to the scene of our experience activities. What kind of life do they have? Dear friends at the scene, please come and welcome them with warm applause.
He Jiong: Hello, everyone. I will go to super happy from dozens of people. I really feel lucky to be the most unfortunate experiencer selected from the sea.
Today, I am very moved to see everyone applauding me so warmly. I love you, too. You are so kind to me. I feel like crying. Mary: Oh, oh, oh, p > He Jiong: It's terrible.
Mary: The little girl is timid.
He Jiong: I'm a boy.
He Jiong: no, it's wrong, it's not feminine. It's very popular on the Internet now. Do you know how to be cute?
Mary: Be cute. p
He Jiong: Oh, it's terrible.
Mary: It's normal for you to say that a weird card like you will be unhappy. How can a strong and tough strange girl like me end up with you?
He Jiong: I heard that there is a very unfortunate lucky person today. It seems that it is you. Why are you unhappy? Can't you find a job?
Mary: It's not easy to find a job, but it's not difficult to make a living with my pound of strength.
He Jiong: So you don't have enough money?
Mary: How much money is there to spend? Besides, how much money you have, can you buy happiness?
He Jiong: I know that you can't afford a house.
Mary: How many people can afford a house now, but even if you can afford a house, you will be unhappy living alone.
He Jiong: Living alone. Oh, I know, I know. You are the legendary "leftover woman of Gaolin"
Mary: Which eye can tell that I am old (holding my hand and twisting my neck)
He Jiong: OK. > He Jiong: Oh, you should almost get used to it.
Mary: What do you mean, being single is illegal and guilty?
He Jiong: No, I mean, you can go to those dating programs, such as Let's date on Mango TV. The effect is very good. Although they are now in Mary, they have changed it to broadcast at 13: 3 noon every Saturday, but the ratings and success rate are quite high.
Have you been there?
He Jiong: You can't just go there. I often go to
Mary: more than once
He Jiong: How many times have I been there
Mary: 28 times
He Jiong: Oh, I have been there a lot.
Mary: He Laoshi said that every time I went to the show, many male guests who beat their brains out were afraid to take part in the show. How can He Laoshi say that I hit someone? This is slander. Later, when I got angry, I hit He Laoshi.
He Xuan? You are too manly
Mary: What is it that we women have to be more manly just because you men are becoming more womanly now?
He Jiong: Really? I'm thinking
Mary: I'm telling you, I can't find a girlfriend with this strange card
He Jiong: How do you know that I've been single for more than 5 years? That's why they think I'm the most unfortunate. Wow, how did you guess that? < P > Mary: Do you have to guess which girl's taste is so strong? < P > He Jiong: But I still think there must be a fairy-tale girl who can understand my fairy-tale cute world. < P > Mary: Hey, hey, I'm telling you, even now all the children in kindergarten think you are naive. < P > He Jiong: That still means I should find someone who complements me in another direction. What do you mean, what are you looking at me for? I'll tell you not to think about it.
He Jiong: Why don't you come to MengMeng with me?
Mary:No.
He Jiong: Wow, they just came to our experience activities and haven't had time to put on our super happy. It seems that there are already some sparks of love. Next, we will let them experience the feeling of falling in love with super happy and smoothly entering the marriage hall to live a warm family life. It obviously takes some time, so let's listen to the unhappy people on the road.
Mary: Hey, hey, hey, which TV station are you from? Where are you broadcasting me? I just participated in the shooting of a large TV series. I'm quite versatile. I'll sing you a song.
He Jiong: Do you have anything unhappy?
Mary: I will also sing unhappy songs.
He Jiong. Thank you
Mary: Hey, I can do it elsewhere
Mary: Hello, young man
He Jiong: (Hope)
Mary: Hey, hello, I want to ask you what you are unhappy about
He Jiong: Ah?
Mary: What's the matter with you?
He Jiong: (running away)
Mary: Hey, hey, don't run away.
He Jiong: Hey, hey, whoa, wait a minute. Excuse me, but you look unhappy. Is there anything unhappy?
Mary: I'm going crazy.
He Jiong: What's the matter? I'm going crazy. I might as well die without 4s (twist away)
He Jiong: movies watched by adults. movies watched by adults
Mary: catch him. Don't run. Catch him
Mary: Wow, it's really unfortunate, but it's a good thing that our super happy is right. I'm happy to tell you that the two experiencers have formed a small family after sleeping with our super happy. Let's see how their lives are
All hands.
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