100000 jokes about Journey to the West

100000 jokes about Journey to the West

1, Tang Priest read the hoops, and the Monkey King wailed bitterly and rolled on the ground.

Friar Sand asked? What classics has Master read?

Bajie patted him on the back of the head. I don't know. Is Master reading dysmenorrhea?

After waiting for 500 years, Tang Priest finally came to the foot of Wuzhishan and saw a monkey. Wukong said, master, give me a hand. . .

Tang Priest took a look at Wukong, silently took out his mobile phone, took photos and sent a Weibo: Passing Guo Huashan, he saw a Po Hou riding a mountain, praised 500 and was saved. Don't worry, wait online.

A spider laid a tight encirclement somewhere, but a mosquito flew by unscathed.

Spiders are very strange, so stop mosquitoes and ask what's going on.

When the mosquito heard the sound, he turned around, took out a stick and hit the spider's head: I'm the Monkey King, you blind thing! ?

4. After filming Journey to the West, a reporter interviewed Tathagata: How does Buddha feel about this rehearsal?

The Buddha said with emotion:? Think of me as a Tathagata with boundless magic, and my salary is not as high as that of Po Hou. ?

When Wukong arrived, he saw that the banshee had clung to the Tang Priest's face, suddenly pulled out an iron bar and killed it with a stick.

The Tang Priest regretted tearing off the demon on his face and asked, Wukong, do you know what this demon is? Wukong shook his head blankly.

The Tang Priest touched his face and said, It's watery and slippery. It's the face demon. ?

6、? Wukong, watch Bai. I don't think he wants to work with us. ?

? Why do you see it?

? He has been jumping around in this position recently. ?

7. With a turn of the Tathagata's right hand, he turned into a five-element mountain and pressed Wukong down the mountain.

Wukong took his time and laughed. Fatty, you lost your right hand. I'll see how long you can bear it. ?

Tathagata: Emma, you should use your left hand. ?

8. Tang Priest: Demons, you can kill them, but you can't insult them. You can eat if you want. Why take a bath with a poor monk? .

Fairy:? Don't get me wrong, you are too dirty, and this Wang happens to be a detergent. ?

9. the Monkey King and Princess Tiefan are lovers. Instead of borrowing fans, they were fanned from Cui Yun Mountain to Little Sumi Mountain by the strong wind of banana fans. Wukong regards this mountain as the Dojo of Ji Ling Bodhisattva. In desperation, he had to ask Bodhisattva Ji Ling for a magic weapon to break the wind. Ji Ling laughed and said, Don't worry, Great Sage. The poor monk has a magic weapon that can keep you still even if the wind is noisy.

Wukong wondered:? Is it a fixed wind bead?

? No, it's depilating.

10, Tang priest and his disciples were trapped in the flaming mountain, and Wukong said: Master, when I become a flying bug, I will get into Princess Iron Fan's stomach while she is drinking tea, so I won't worry that she won't borrow the banana fan! ?

Wukong went there and was never heard from again.

The crowd was so hot that they came to meet Princess Tiefan. The maid said that her wife was sick and vomited recently, so it was not convenient to see guests. When the Tang Priest asked, the maid said, My wife had tea the other day, and Chata burned herself.

The Tang Priest said:? Madam, it's not heatstroke, is it?

The maid said, No, madam found a dead fly in the tea. ?

1 1, after learning from the scriptures, Wukong was tired of fighting and killing. Watching Bajie spend all day in Gaolaozhuang, I am envious.

So ask the Tathagata to give him a life where he can indulge in flowers all day long. Tathagata can do it, but you have to become a hard stone and endure thousands of years of wind and rain to do it.

Wukong immediately agreed. A thousand years later, Jia Baoyu was born.

12, Princess Iron Fan:? I'm on the first line, Mengniu! ?

Honghaier Express:? Pit dad! ?

Niu Wangmo is angry:? Fuck you! ?

Hong Haier a ash:? Is this a horizontal batch?

Princess Iron Fan glared at Niu Wangmo: Say, which fox did you hook up with again

Niu Wangmo suddenly turned around and smiled. Madam, don't be jealous. Hon Hai 'er and Guanyin dedicated themselves to the Buddha, and his sister is naturally Guanyin's sister. ?

Princess Tiefan was shocked: Recently, you changed from drinking Mengniu to drinking Tieguanyin for breakfast. Have you made up with Guanyin?

13: 00, when the master and apprentice returned from studying the scriptures, Tang Wang was overjoyed and ordered to set up a Dojo in Huokeji, so that the master and apprentice could try to fax the scriptures. The cassock, Pilu, mord and Yunxie, all newly decorated, sat on the stage in awe. Hearing the sound of musical instruments, they heard four people shouting in unison: the first day came, the ghost died, and the ghost died.

King Tang was angry:? Did you go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, or did you go to Tianqiao music to listen to cross talk?

14, Tang Priest and his disciples were sitting on the grass to have a rest, and two little demons were watching from a distance.

Little devil a said to b:? Your Majesty asked us to arrest Tang Priest, but we don't know which of these four men are.

b:？ I don't know, but I heard that the Tang Priest is the leader of these four people, just like our king! ?

A relieved: you told me earlier that the characteristics of leadership are too obvious! ?

So what? Pig Bajie was taken away.

15, Tang Priest hasn't seen Bajie for a long time. ? Wukong, go and see how Bajie is doing recently.

Wukong did a somersault and came to Jingtan House. Bajie, what's wrong? You haven't visited master for so long?

? Brother Monkey, you are a pig! Can't you see there is a large crowd at my door? How dare you go out in this pork market! ?

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