What stories do boys tell girls?

She came home from work and he sat on the sofa.

Smoking a cigarette with a straight face, suddenly he said, "Hey, I said, we've been trying to live together like this for two years. Aren't you tired?" She stopped to change her slippers, turned and waited for a while, and looked at him: "What do you think?" He remained expressionless: "I said, I'm tired." Her tears flowed out, and she turned helplessly to wipe them. A warm body suddenly hugged her: "Why don't we get married?"