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This kind of revenge is not a gentleman. I will kill you if I dare to retaliate.
2. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.
3. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold. Where did you get the theme when you were old?
4. Women are moths, and they are naturally good at putting out fires and are not afraid of death.
5, a real warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.
6. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
7. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
8. If you treat the world like shit, we will treat you like a maggot.
9, playing with you is like, it is more and more convenient to play lianliankan.
10, when I love you, you are wine, which makes me drunk at dawn. When I don't love you, you are also wine, which makes me vomit until dawn.
1 1, I wanted to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapsed in front of you.
12. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
13, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.
14, if you do this again in the future, don't blame me for not being human!
15, boss, a bowl of laver fried iodized salt, and a big bowl.
16, positive, great god; On the other hand, he is a mean guy.
17, saying that I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.
18, when the pain comes, don't always ask, "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
19, man, it's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
20. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone I call a pig.
2 1, my silence is just to perfunctory those weak complaints.
If you cannot play with life, life will play with you.
23.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.
24, as long as the thought does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is.
25. The total intestinal area is 200 square meters. Our house is not as big as the place where shit lives. Better be a piece of shit. It's really worse than shit
I never put money in my eyes, just put it in my pocket.
27. How ugly can you be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian?
28. The long road of life has been lost.
29. Wallet, wallet, what's the matter with you? Get thinner every day! There's no wallet cirrhosis, is there?
I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.
3 1, women don't want to cook, but want to be wives.
Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.
33, the dead, not afraid of you talking to him, afraid of him talking to you!
34. Chairman Mao said: Everything that is not for the purpose of giving strength is a cloud.
35. Money is a bastard. Spend it and earn it back.
36. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!
37. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
38. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
40. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
42. If this revenge is not reported to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.
Don't come back when you are gone, because no one will wait for you in the same place.
44. If happiness is a cloud and pain is like a star. At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.
45. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.
Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.
An aphorism about hating evil.
Living in reality, we should never hate money. What we have to do is to try to have it and get it, instead of waiting until we find something we like in the mall and then return empty-handed. -"The braver the woman, the luckier she is." The way of justice is not only to hate evil, but also to follow good advice. Do not kill the wicked. It is the foundation for me to help justice in Shushan. -The Battle of Shushan
Willing to serve the dust brake with the deepest heart, not seeking personal gain, is the motto written by Zaifu Zhang in Ming Dynasty. These eight words are also about Zhang, but not Zhang's own judgment, but the judgment made by Harry, who was an official with him at that time and was called the sky. Harry is called the blue sky. He is honest and hates evil. Such people should be good at seeking things, but not good at seeking bodies. However, Harry finally died a fair death, won fame before and after his death, and was respected for life. However, Zhang was a civilian, and finally the official came to Zaifu, and he had all the power in the world. Being able to do this shows that Zhang was very good at seeking personal health, but Zhang's final fate was very tragic. After his death, all his achievements during his lifetime were denied by wasteland reclamation, his son committed suicide or was sent away, and even his hometown mansion was surrounded by local officials, and finally more than a dozen family members were trapped alive. —— Nine Days Galaxy "Chief Physician"
I am who I am here, no one knows me, no one remembers me, no one cares what I said, so I am the truest me, and I can say whatever I want! I have a selfish and absurd idea, abandoning my parents, brothers and sisters, and taking getting married and having children as a task in life. When I leave in the scenery and countries I yearn for, I will say, I have been to the earth, I have seen it, I have walked, I have lived, and it is too expensive to give it to others. Perhaps my greatest contribution to my family and society.
A person, firm and independent, does not understand the way of the world, hates evil and never refuses to give in. Who knows this girl is waiting for the only Mr Penguin in her world.
828 Prose and Eight Funny Jokes
Teenagers with long hair, sword fighting, tea in Lu Yu teahouse, fried beef catching; Who said I was happy and famous? I don't know that Jianghu is not my world. -local ruffians and bullies, bearded, with scars on their backs, touched by beautiful chicks; Look at my hatred of evil; You can't fight it, but you are just running away from the world. -Singing in the bustling city, hanging in Leng Yue, asking Xiao Er to have another cup of tea, showing big white teeth and a simple smile. Don't think I'm stupid, I'm just cash-strapped. -picturesque scenery, tea arrives at a white horse. Once we were three brothers, now we are two brothers. Don't call me stupid, I'm just cash-strapped. -Kill, kill, just to get it back. It's it, it's it, it's it, damn it. I know I have to keep my promise to others.
But you didn't give me a chance to do it at once. In addition, I am a person who hates evil. Slowly, I became a person who didn't keep my promise and lost the world, you and me.
Martial arts violence, mom Hate is like hatred, everything is hidden, and domineering is exposed. -Mushroom "King's Landing" When we were young, we hated evil. This is, of course, the greatest advantage of young people. They are naive, free from secular pollution, like what they like, hate what they hate, and there is no middle ground. With the growth of age, good and bad are blurred a lot, which is not a shortcoming, but another stage of life. Cai Lan.
Games are life. You work hard day and night to upgrade the monster, but you are not as rich as those who fill the game coins with a wave of their fingers. Others can use the days and nights you spend, how much sleep you have to save energy for your body, and how many more valuable things you can do to strive for greater success.
There is a concept in economics called opportunity cost: to give up the maximum value of something else in order to get something. A train of more than ten hours can use a first-class ticket instead of a hard seat. You can ask a domestic aunt to help you clean, wash and cook, and then use these wasted time for work, travel and other high-value things. What is more terrible than consuming money is what consumes your energy. Money buys time, not life. Living in reality, we should never hate money. What we have to do is to try to have it and get it, instead of waiting until we find something we like in the mall and then return empty-handed. -"Bomei Morning Post" mushrooms are cold, you need to be strong, but you don't need to be forced; You need to smile, but you don't need to force a smile; You need loneliness, but you don't need loneliness to become a disease; You need kindness, but you don't need to be too kind; You need vision, but you don't need jealousy; You need to be happy, but you don't need to show off everywhere; You need safety, but you don't need to bet your life. Mushrooms are cool, you need too much, but at the same time you don't need too much, so be content!
Hatred is like a sword, like a dumpling, putting evil away with one shoulder, swinging evil all around, and cutting off the magic cross Qian Shan. -experimental mice "Wu Shen storm"
Song Wu Zhuan, a traditional long Shandong express book, is the earliest and most famous track of Shandong express book, which mainly shapes the heroic image of Song Wu who hates evil, goes forward bravely and gets rid of violence. The book is mainly composed of Dongyue Temple, Jingyanggang, yanggu county, Shizipo, Shijiazhuang, Naodangpu, Mengzhou Hall, Anpingzhai, Naodang Prison, Happy Forest, Diaohuji, Feiyunpu and Yuanyang Building. -Xin Wei is the cultural common sense that China people should know.
At our age, we always hate evil ... but there is always so much helplessness!
Psychologists must learn to get rid of bad emotions, keep calm and rational at all times, and treat what is happening objectively. We must never judge and decide on behalf of patients. What we should do is silence, listening and tolerance. But what about you? Distinguished likes and dislikes, hate as hatred, used to arbitration everything, but so handsome and outstanding! How can you undertake the work of such a psychologist? -Feng Niannan, a juvenile psychologist
Lies kill life, love stories kill leisure time, and hate is useless-Dongye. Wet dream boy of S.
Before every uprising, there will probably be a young memory, taking evil as enemy, caring for the world, drawing your sword to help when you see being insulted, and standing in front of the hoof when you see the strong running amok, with no status but courage. However, just as every young person will be old, so will a story. Good and evil are just a moment. After experiencing some things, I saw something I shouldn't have seen, and suddenly realized that in this world, the king is the king, the general is the general, and the coach is the weak. Some people are rich in jade and clothes, and some people can't help shouting. Why, why does everyone want to be king and I am Kou? ! So the difference between one thought and another, the Buddha becomes a demon, the chivalrous man becomes a traitor, the heart is old, and the teenager is not there. -Chao Chengxiao's "The Wind Has Letters"
It is no use hating evil.
I told people about the Kuomintang gang in the Republic of China, saying that many things have been objectively decrypted now. It turns out that many people have skills, ideals, good character and hatred. But history has also proved that no matter how capable a person is, he can't escape from a car that is doomed to capsize, and he can only feel dejected. People are too young, and the wheel of history and the bamboo pole of fate can't divide good people and bad people into evil ones.
I hope that all of us born in the 1990s can become those rare young people, hate evil all our lives and never go with the flow. You will never bow your head, never give up your principles, and never be disappointed in human nature. So, my dear post-90s generation, if those people tell you in the future, don't dislike young people, you should adapt to this society. At this time, you should face him like a real warrior. You tell him I'm not like you. I'm not here to adapt to the society, but to change it. -Liu Yuanyuan's super speaker.
Listen to me. Keep laughing.
Listening to "Your Legend" ringing in the wind, I try to be clean and brave. I am as brave as iron. Seeing that you are too cunning and fake, your disguise is too fake. I watched the drama of weeding out the strong and helping the weak. Sometimes it's too congested to help the world. Medicine is too bitter and the world is too bitter. A man's attitude is not as good as a clear move. It seems that you and I have to wait and see, and then shake the mountain. I envy their age, as well as my impulse, hatred of evil, anger and coldness. Yes, they are in their prime, which coincides with the attention of the whole country and the world. What vivid words! Although the market fluctuates periodically from time to time, the hero's career will inspire a new generation of young seafarers in China to go to the west with dignity and reunite the brilliant dream of being a maritime power in Zheng He's era!
If people who hate evil are too serious, they will make their interpersonal circle smaller and smaller, and there are enemies everywhere. Hating evil is a virtue, but in the jungle of human nature, it is not a very pragmatic attitude. Unless you are an absolutely strong person, you don't have to form a relationship with others. Otherwise, hate is bound to make many enemies and become a road, but it is blocked.
I hate evil, and there is no room for sand in my eyes, but when I came to this world, I was blind.
I pray that I can live to be eighty years old.
Love and hate are still very clear. Be kind to the poor, hate evil, hate food and lust. It's unambiguous. Even if you live to 100 years old, people who like me still love me, people who hate me are still afraid that people who don't know me still don't know me. I am too lazy to wait on them. What your Excellency said is true! However, adults are extremely important officials because they are three public officials. You should know that the heights are too cold, but you should also keep your edge, hide your strength and be cautious. What about adults? However, he is bold, narcissistic, arrogant, outspoken, hateful and unwilling to change. There are more ministers in the DPRK than you, and there are fewer kind people. Your majesty's love and obedience have aroused public envy. If you are not careful, you will be doomed and your reputation will be ruined!
Do you know that some people have been thinking about things for more than ten years? Do you know anyone who gave his life for justice? Do you know any loyal people? Do you know anyone who hates evil? You know, did you see it?
It turns out that you have known each other all your life, and this feeling will never fade.
I am the soft-hearted person who has helped others and hurt myself.
I am always soft-hearted. I always give people who hurt me reasons to forgive them, but who will forgive me if I make a mistake? Who will understand the pain in my heart? I always care about the people I care about, but who cares about me? Soft-hearted people are really bitter, and strong people sometimes need comfort!
Softness is unfair kindness, but as long as it doesn't violate principles and bottom lines, people are born.
But I will always believe that God will not mistreat any kind person.
I always feel that everyone is fine, but it is myself who gets hurt in the end.
I will never refuse others. If others are kind to me, I will be doubly kind to her!
Camouflaged smile, the most painful, the pressure of life, helplessness and confusion, make me feel suffocated.
Always consider other people's feelings, only oneself suffer, and finally take it for granted. I also feel that I am not good enough, and even feel that I am not soft-hearted, but cowardly! Sometimes I hate this cowardly self!
In this life, just be yourself, do what you like, and live happily regardless of other people's opinions. This is the most important thing.
Soft-hearted is a kind of, always wronged themselves to help others.
My ears used to be soft. If someone confides in me about someone's bad behavior, I will hate this person with her. And often hang emotions in front of each other. But in the end, she still called this person a friend, and I took the initiative to make enemies. I regret why I was so naive when I was a man. Remember not to be led by the nose.
Soft-hearted, everything will take care of other people's feelings, but rarely ask their own feelings, I hope my heart can become harder.
Every time I lend money to others, even if I am short of money recently, I will not refuse others, even if I borrow money, I will lend money to others.
I am always too soft-hearted, and I have to shoulder all the problems myself.
Do not know how to refuse, as others say, hit the face fat.
It turns out that there are so many similar people who are too soft-hearted to refuse others. On the contrary, they are the ones who get hurt in the end. Sometimes they always want to change themselves, but the character in their bones can't be changed.
It is always you who are too soft-hearted and hurt, but no one understands what you have done. Quietly ask yourself, is it worth it?
Never refuse, always wronged yourself, learn to say no, and be nice to yourself.
Softness is a kind of tolerance but not connivance.
I am always reluctant to part with my weakness, but in the end I hurt myself all over!
Do it when it's time to do it, and it's a last resort to give something powerful! People who push their luck should be bashed head-on, and tolerance is not necessarily a good thing.
I just have a soft heart, so I have a lot of injuries. I don't feel sorry for others, but they just come to hurt you.
Soft-hearted people call a spade a spade and react quickly when you are right! Never give in. Your kindness and connivance will make the bully more arrogant in the future!
I'm always afraid of others getting hurt, but I take it for granted in others.
There is nothing wrong with being soft-hearted. What is wrong is that you have always been soft-hearted and have no bottom line, which has harmed yourself.
To be a kind person, you should also give kindness to the right person.
Always hurt, the heart will still be soft. I wonder what will happen in the future. I hope I will always be that kind person.
Soft-hearted people, the most bitter in their hearts, want to think of others, love and love others, and hurt themselves as a result,
I am also a soft-hearted person, always wronged myself for others.
Say something ugly. Actually, it's for myself. Even if you are hurt by a friend, you will forgive him in a few days.
On the classic love of love and hate.
1, I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore. 2. There are people who laugh like me. You can't laugh or cry. I can't cry.
3. I have paid too much for you; For her, you pay more.
I will learn not to be jealous or cry in the future.
Forgive my greed and always want to keep all the people around me who are good to me.
6. A woman can forget the pain, but she will never forget the man who gave her pain.
7. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury, injury, injury!
8. After being hurt by love, I found that affection is the best.
9. The oath you say is like another bottle. As time goes by, you can't keep it.
10, I've let it go, but after many years, will you still remember having such a deeply loved me?
1 1, I hope you have a new love, I am not even an old love.
12. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.
13, you keep saying that I think too much, but you never explained it to me.
14, I love you not because of what you want, but because of what I have given.
15, sorry, I can't forgive those who hurt me with a smile.
16, for you, I can only miss you as a stranger.
17, when I was young and ignorant, I felt that feelings were lifelong. Now I can finally understand that some feelings are really only temporary.
18, if I like you, even if you are a shortcoming. I like you too. If I don't like you, no matter how well you do it. I still don't like it,
19, listen to music when you are happy. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.
20. Love is like multiplication. As long as one party is zero, the result must be zero.
2 1, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.
22. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?
23, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!
24. The world of two people is the past of three people.
25. If you are brave, will your memory be different? If you insist, will we be different?
I humbly beg for your so-called romantic love, but you selflessly offer your so-called noble friendship.
27. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
28. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the more uncomfortable I feel.
29. I only hope that time can go back and stay in that summer, that intersection, that picture we love.
30. Memories of the past, like movies, are constantly replayed in my mind. Yuru article network
3 1, you said you would accompany me every day, watch the sunrise and sunset and taste the warmth of the world. But in the end, I lived alone.
32. If I can, I just hope that I have never loved anyone so much.
Only I know how hard it is to love someone. Losing all your youth turned out to be a mistake. I don't want to play dumb, but I have to admit defeat. Who can keep the missing lover? I can only pretend to be deaf and dumb, pretending that I am very happy, and I can't keep tears in my heart.
34. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.
35. If you have clearly seen that the other person is not worthy of your love, but still stubbornly insist, it is asking for it. Sacrificing yourself for love sounds beautiful, but if the other person is not worth your sacrifice, or your sacrifice can't buy happiness between you, then you should be careful not to make yourself a fool.
36. Once upon a time, I was no longer me, and you were no longer you.
At the fork in the road, we went our separate ways, and no one turned back.
38. I never thought that we had been in love, and now we can only recall it with strangers.
39. Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and don't know why you can't sleep?
40. Without you, the pictures are all black and white, without color and light.
4 1, sorry, I can't hug you today with yesterday's enthusiasm.
42. Sad to talk about the day when I let go, there was no language, only tear drops.
43. You didn't stay, and I didn't look back, that's all.
44. Since you choose to go, don't look back, otherwise it will hurt more.
45. I broke up with you many times and talked about it many times.
46. I will miss you and stay awake after breaking up, but I will never love you again.
47. He fell in love with another person. Hehe, what do I remember?
I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?
49. It is better to set him free than to seize his heart.
There is nothing to be sad about breaking up, but I will never see him again every day.
5 1, broke up, you laughed and I cried.
52. break up You make me tired.
Although I didn't say goodbye, the ending was more painful than breaking up.
54. The end of love is that two people say goodbye.
55. After breaking up for four years, you have company, and I can only pay attention to it silently.
56. Send a word to everyone, don't cry when you break up.
57. From now on, you are no longer my life. I completely let go. You let me down.
If you want to leave me, just go and don't look back.
59. Finally, you fell in love with your girlfriend's elegant high heels and left my ordinary canvas shoes.
60. If you don't want it, finish it early. I don't have to grow old together.
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