The joke story of the little white rabbit

The joke story of the little white rabbit

The joke story of the white rabbit 1:

1. The white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual?

3 white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms ~ ~ ~

The joke story of the little white rabbit 2:

1. In a mental hospital, one day, the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the white rabbit, covering his ears and shouting? Driving? Christine shook her head; The second man turned his back on the white rabbit and patted its ass and said? Chase for me? , the dean sighed; The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only listened to him. Well, let you walk 300 meters, and I'll chase you after I wash the car! ? Dean fell and fainted?

2. The white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit. Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting! The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it? Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away.

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